FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings you hate!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. In there like swimwear - wtf?

2. Well jel - Essex twats

3. Totes amaze/emosh - see above.

Call me an arsehole if you want but when I hear someone saying any of these I write them off as a person. Any sayings you particularly hate?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Wow... I am learning fast - where live these sayings have not even been introduced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything spawning from towie

Innit bro/blood

Does my bum look big in this?

I'm a million percent sure.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I say them but in an ironic way

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

I actually say "Well Jell" sometimes, but it's meant to be ironic as its usually directed at my mates who come from Essex.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

I hate the word "chillaxin"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the local steriod freaks calling each other "fox" Eh? WHF is that all about?

as said before any saying from TOWIE

"blud" and any more of the street talk, why is it it dont matter what part of the counrty thier from they all have to speak in the same "accent"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bad - grammatically fucked up and it uses one of my "banned" words at work (see nice thread!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yolo - if you use this please block me so I don't have to witness it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any text speak but can't stand babe or Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No im not sucking your cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the local steriod freaks calling each other "fox" Eh? WHF is that all about?

as said before any saying from TOWIE

"blud" and any more of the street talk, why is it it dont matter what part of the counrty thier from they all have to speak in the same "accent"?"

I know what you mean. White lads/lasses talking street. It's an awful "accent".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never watched this TOWIE programme and have never heard of these sayings.

I'm not keen on initials used in writing though, wtf being the worst for me and also omg.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"Any text speak but can't stand babe or Hun "

But very handy words if you can't remember names!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I dislike the term 'mindset' not sure why,

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Axe instead of ask, what the fuck is all that about.

Fuckbuddy, it's just so Channel 4

kinky fuckery, or any other phrase associated with those books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh man, innit, sup dude, and shes like... An hes like, thats well sick man,yo bro,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yolo - if you use this please block me so I don't have to witness it! "

Hahaha I forgot about yolo! Completely agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the well jel thing...one local to us i don't like is eyes like a shithouse rat

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

At the end of the day, to be honest it's not rocket science, don't take this the wrong, no offence but whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gospel, I think it's a local thing but as soon as someone says to me it's gospel as in the gospel truth I know everything there saying is complete and utter bollocks, and all the omg's and wtf, and people saying ting instead of thing, and yeah at the end of everything someone says, I went to the shop yeah and bought some casani yeah I was well pissed yeah, f__k off

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Any type of "managent speak"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear down/on soandsos life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where winning over hearts and minds"...while bombing the shit out of them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

anything with the substitution of 'off' for 'from'

e.g. I went with a friend off here.

I met a bloke off here.

I got it off my friend.

agahhhhhhhhhhh oh ...and everythink instead of everything.

And all that's been said about Towie speak ..... cos that's well Totes Amaze babe!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

soz

Don't know why but really annoys me...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Being the guy of the couple I seethe at any younger males calling me kid. Alright kid ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You get me though... grrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anything with the substitution of 'off' for 'from'

e.g. I went with a friend off here.

I met a bloke off here.

I got it off my friend.

agahhhhhhhhhhh oh ...and everythink instead of everything.

And all that's been said about Towie speak ..... cos that's well Totes Amaze babe!

I hate when people write 'would of' instead of would've!

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

80% of wat comes from a yanks mouth eg. Math instead of with an answer then MacDonald ad were he says "and then sum" fkn twat, then sum wat, apart from that iam ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing,absolutley,blinking hell and crikey wind me up big time... The worst is its me that's now saying them!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

meh and nom nom, both sound like a child that hasnt learnt to speak properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gospel, I think it's a local thing but as soon as someone says to me it's gospel as in the gospel truth I know everything there saying is complete and utter bollocks, and all the omg's and wtf, and people saying ting instead of thing, and yeah at the end of everything someone says, I went to the shop yeah and bought some casani yeah I was well pissed yeah, f__k off"

We have someone at work yeah that does that yeah she's so annoying yeah and she won't go away yeah so I always say I need the loo yeah

I hate management speak.

And 'at the end of the day' because my ex used to rant at me every day and use that phrase while swaying in a d*unken stupor.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Jog on!

Goin' town/shops/club - it's going TO ...

In terms of ...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

All of the above. Especially totes amaze or totes amazeballs I heard someone say the other day. Aaaaarrrrghhhh!!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Am I the only one?

Is it me/just me?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not forgetting my most hated word of all time "telly" i want to scream at everyone and say its a fucking television it actually makes me feel ill, think i have word phobia about it.

Oh and if anyone calls me kaz or kazza i just point blank ignore them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being the guy of the couple I seethe at any younger males calling me kid. Alright kid ?

Similarly, being called mate by people working in shops, who blatantly aren't!

Going forward is something that irritates (see threads passim), but new on the block of late is Town Hall being used as a verb! These corporate tools I find myself working with are using it to infer a gathering. Bunch of twonks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mucka or pal. Hate those

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

explain the town hall bit ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats I work with say omg and wtf just say the words!!

And even though I'm from liverpool hate our kid, sound and lid (slag for lad)

P x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not sure if these count as they are not sayings but words...hate being referred to as

hun

babe

sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"explain the town hall bit ......

Sorry if it wasn't clear.

Instead of saying we should call people together, I've seen written in email 'I think we should town hall this, to get everyone on board'. Some grey suit said it about six months ago and now it seems all those crawling up the ladder are too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Vile !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do they actually go to the Town Hall or does it mean we should 'tell everyone' .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they actually go to the Town Hall or does it mean we should 'tell everyone' .? "

The latter, gathering them altogether in one place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moreish

simples

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Most management bullshit sayings and local government long winded writing annoy me. Stuff like; 'let's discuss this offline'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"meh and nom nom, both sound like a child that hasnt learnt to speak properly"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Boom!

WTF?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Most management bullshit sayings

I add on another few hundred £'s a day for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"explain the town hall bit ......

Sorry if it wasn't clear.

That's the first time I've heard that and I already hate it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Am I the only one?

Is it me/just me?"

It's not you. It's me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"explain the town hall bit ......

Sorry if it wasn't clear.

That's the first time I've heard that and I already hate it! "

i hated it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never watched this TOWIE programme and have never heard of these sayings.

I'm not keen on initials used in writing though, wtf being the worst for me and also omg.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

360

Helicopter _iew

JFDI

Generic

All bullshit bingo

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"360

I just used that earlier in a presentation I am doing for Thursday

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"360

I just used that earlier in a presentation I am doing for Thursday

Replace with overall client synergy, it will make you "ppt" standout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"360

Helicopter _iew

JFDI

Generic

All bullshit bingo "

Love a bit of bullshit bingo

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"360

I just used that earlier in a presentation I am doing for Thursday

Replace with overall client synergy, it will make you "ppt" standout

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the local steriod freaks calling each other "fox" Eh? WHF is that all about?

as said before any saying from TOWIE

"blud" and any more of the street talk, why is it it dont matter what part of the counrty thier from they all have to speak in the same "accent"?

I know what you mean. White lads/lasses talking street. It's an awful "accent". "
lol, at chessington world of adventures last year there was group of teenagers talking "street"but they wre all posh and my daughter got some attitude from them , you just knew there was a tarquin or oliver there somewhere. never wanted to slap anyone about so much grrrr just the memory annoys me haha

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

People who think they can relate to me by calling me 'bruv' or 'blud' (whether they're white, black or asian)I may wear a hooded top now and then but by no means does that imply that I fit the stereotype portrayed.

And on a lighter note...

I also don't like the sayings:-

'Amazeballs'

'Reem'

'Well Jell'

and 'emotional rolercoaster'... unless you are bi polar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the local steriod freaks calling each other "fox" Eh? WHF is that all about?

as said before any saying from TOWIE

"blud" and any more of the street talk, why is it it dont matter what part of the counrty thier from they all have to speak in the same "accent"?

I know what you mean. White lads/lasses talking street. It's an awful "accent". lol, at chessington world of adventures last year there was group of teenagers talking "street"but they wre all posh and my daughter got some attitude from them , you just knew there was a tarquin or oliver there somewhere. never wanted to slap anyone about so much grrrr just the memory annoys me haha"

Posh street talkers? Haha! Now that would just have me in stitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit to using a lot of these phrases, first they annoy me, they I use them to take the piss in an ironic way, then they become part of my language! Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absence makes the heart grow fonder..

cough, out of sight is out of mind

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I don't actually hate any words or phrase.... though I often think the people that use certain words and phrases are twats.

'nom nom' and 'simples'.... triggers twat alert level 1.

'well jel' (and other Essex shite).... triggers twat alert level 2.

'slag'... triggers twat alert level 3.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Yolo - if you use this please block me so I don't have to witness it!

Hahaha I forgot about yolo! Completely agree! "

What does yolo mean??? Sorry for my ignorance

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Yolo - if you use this please block me so I don't have to witness it!

Hahaha I forgot about yolo! Completely agree!

What does yolo mean??? Sorry for my ignorance

"
YouOnly Live Once... apparently

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Yolo - if you use this please block me so I don't have to witness it!

Hahaha I forgot about yolo! Completely agree!

What does yolo mean??? Sorry for my ignorance

YouOnly Live Once... apparently

"
So in good fashion YOLT....;-)

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

What does lolol mean, think that's right!!

I know lol means laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does lolol mean, think that's right!!

I know lol means laugh out loud "

It's just a variation on lol. Trolololol is laughing at someone trolling or laughing at yourself doing the trolling. Also heard someone say lolocopter once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few I've seen on profiles/veri's/status updates that make me a little sick in my mouth:

Smash your back doors in

Face like a plasterers radio

Balls deep in her mouth/arse/vag

Ruin you

There's more - but that'll do for now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few I've seen on profiles/veri's/status updates that make me a little sick in my mouth:

Smash your back doors in

Face like a plasterers radio

Balls deep in her mouth/arse/vag

Ruin you

There's more - but that'll do for now!

Those sort of sayings are funny in a Keith Lemon way but on a veri? Ew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few I've seen on profiles/veri's/status updates that make me a little sick in my mouth:

Smash your back doors in

Face like a plasterers radio

Balls deep in her mouth/arse/vag

Ruin you

There's more - but that'll do for now!

Those sort of sayings are funny in a Keith Lemon way but on a veri? Ew! "

I don't think it was Keith who left them!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hey gang, I think we might be onto something here. We could start our own SSS.

Swinger's Street Slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a saying but a word that I really hate and cringe at is c**t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ......... the way some make me feel ........ when I am not sure how to feel myself . just mixed up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that has, fortunately, died a death these days which used to make my blood boil was.. "In the final analysis.."

ARRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate ......... the way some make me feel ........ when I am not sure how to feel myself . just mixed up ..."

Huh?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I hate a lot of things but that one that gets me the worst is when people SAY "Hashtag" during a sentence...

Bitch, this ain't Twitter!!!

- Amy. x

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I'm going off the subject slightly, but i hate when you go through a drive through at McDonalds and they always ask "is that a large meal?". If i wanted a large meal i would have asked!

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going off the subject slightly, but i hate when you go through a drive through at McDonalds and they always ask "is that a large meal?". If i wanted a large meal i would have asked!

Dave"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one I'd forgotten about is wuu2. Can't stand that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"explain the town hall bit ......

Sorry if it wasn't clear.

That's the first time I've heard that and I already hate it!

i hated it first"

Well, actually I hated it first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most management bullshit sayings and local government long winded writing annoy me. Stuff like; 'let's discuss this offline'

Synergy benefits is another, it's pertinent at the moment as we're going through a merger and looking to make job cuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should try living (and teaching) in 'norn Ireland' blows towie out of the water with irritating sayings!!

"Banter" being my pet hate! But find myself using it because the alternative is the stereotypical "what's the craic"!!

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