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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is needy too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Roll up folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I’m in!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

In ..

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By *MCMan
31 weeks ago

London/EA

Oh go on then…

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By *dam1971Man
31 weeks ago

Bedford

I’m in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Why not

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll join for a little while.

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By *agondaMan
31 weeks ago

Witterings

Im in

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By *or-QueeningMan
31 weeks ago

Manchester

I'll be in for a while.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My lovely friend sent a message for AMC, can I kiss down his stomach to…

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By *ookie46Woman
31 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in while on my way to the gym …

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'm in x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hygienically minded friend has sent me this;

Could you send “can we have a bath together” to _ot to giggle please

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry


"A very hygienically minded friend has sent me this;

Could you send “can we have a bath together” to _ot to giggle please "

you can have the tap end!!

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By *agondaMan
31 weeks ago

Witterings


"A very hygienically minded friend has sent me this;

Could you send “can we have a bath together” to _ot to giggle please

you can have the tap end!!

"

We’ll use the posh bathroom, big bath,tap in the middle

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

This gorgeous lady has asked me to tell nameofme she thinks your obliques are hot af ... must say I agree

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We are in. Separately or both at once

Also happy to be postie!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Can a mate please get me a coffee.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely friend says

Can you please tell MrsMistyPeaks that she’s an awesome person as well as being sexy as fuck.

I completely agree

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By *att71Man
31 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in

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By *orny-DJMan
31 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A message for our OP from my very sexy mate. And yes, you do.

Please tell TeaMonkey that he’s not needy, he just *needs* my lips on his (his what remains to be seen)

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By *wistedsoul35Man
31 weeks ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend has asked me to post this…

Can you please tell AMC that I'd ride him like I stole him

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

In for a bit to deliver your filth

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A message for our OP from my very sexy mate. And yes, you do.

Please tell TeaMonkey that he’s not needy, he just *needs* my lips on his (his what remains to be seen)"

Sounds fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

For JULIE AND BEEF. or J and B or it was a message about a B J…. I couldn’t tell, I was a little misty eyed reading it, I’m a little overslept … I’ll be back. …

Narrator - Woody quickly reopens his inbox and cycles through the two messages in there to reread what he was asked to post…

Right. .. A wonderful woman has asked me to pass on a message saying how beautiful you both are, and she would love to enjoyed herself with you both together or separately….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a very sexy lady!

Twisted soul is here!!! He’s fit as fuck. He’s always been fit as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"This gorgeous lady has asked me to tell nameofme she thinks your obliques are hot af ... must say I agree "

Why thank you

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By *ellroseWoman
31 weeks ago

Brum

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"This gorgeous lady has asked me to tell nameofme she thinks your obliques are hot af ... must say I agree

Why thank you "

Hands up .. was me .. and no thank you! X

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hot friend has asked this question

For Spready Mercury:

Those lips and teeth drive me wild! If I kissed you, what flavour would I taste?

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By *ewcatWoman
31 weeks ago

Berkshire

In

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

One for a very lucky person!

Hi can you tell Mat71

"I would wrap my tits round his cock!'

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By *ubikslongswordMan
31 weeks ago

East Grinstead

Sod it I'll be in

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By *ubikslongswordMan
31 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"One for a very lucky person!

Hi can you tell Mat71

"I would wrap my tits round his cock!'

"

You're supposed to send messages from others

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"A very hot friend has asked this question

For Spready Mercury:

Those lips and teeth drive me wild! If I kissed you, what flavour would I taste?"

Oh thank you .. candyfloss and unicorns ..(as boring as it seem would be mint really) x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"For JULIE AND BEEF. or J and B or it was a message about a B J…. I couldn’t tell, I was a little misty eyed reading it, I’m a little overslept … I’ll be back. …

Narrator - Woody quickly reopens his inbox and cycles through the two messages in there to reread what he was asked to post…

Right. .. A wonderful woman has asked me to pass on a message saying how beautiful you both are, and she would love to enjoyed herself with you both together or separately…. "

This sounds like a lot of fun! If you're feeling brave then please get in touch!

J

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By *MCMan
31 weeks ago

London/EA


"A very sexy friend has asked me to post this…

Can you please tell AMC that I'd ride him like I stole him"

Don’t tease me with a good time like that…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"One for a very lucky person!

Hi can you tell Mat71

"I would wrap my tits round his cock!'

You're supposed to send messages from others "

Hahaha.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I keep trying to send messages but B keeps distracting me! Also, other posties might be more reliable for a while

J

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh. Now here’s a team sport I’d actually be interested in…

“Twisted soul, AMC, _ea monkey

Would love to be locked in a room with you gorgeous people. I could show just how good I am at being a team player”

Guys - she’s a proper hottie… just saying. I’m happy to come off the sub bench in none of you are up to it

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By *edeWoman
31 weeks ago

the abyss


"I keep trying to send messages but B keeps distracting me! Also, other posties might be more reliable for a while

J"

What about the rules Julie?? THE RULES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"A very sexy friend has asked me to post this…

Can you please tell AMC that I'd ride him like I stole him

Don’t tease me with a good time like that…"

OK OK hands up was me , might not give you back ! X

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oooh. Now here’s a team sport I’d actually be interested in…

“Twisted soul, AMC, _ea monkey

Would love to be locked in a room with you gorgeous people. I could show just how good I am at being a team player”

Guys - she’s a proper hottie… just saying. I’m happy to come off the sub bench in none of you are up to it "

The more the merrier

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'll jump in now and start sending filth when I get back from the library

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By *layfullsamMan
31 weeks ago

Solihull

I’m in, what could possibly go wrong

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By *rMonkeyMan
31 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm in

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By *iesel74Man
31 weeks ago

carryduff

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

From I suspect a sexy deviant..

Can you please tell Cede that I want to tie her, blindfold her and do things that she can’t imagine to her

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

In for a minute

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
31 weeks ago

Yorkshire

In for a little while

S xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Message for the hot Mr Monkey, from my equally hot mate

I'll help him out that suit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My very hot mate has a message for Misty. And if she's busy I volunteer as tribute!

Can you let Misty Peaks know that I need her to be riding me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex


"My very hot mate has a message for Misty. And if she's busy I volunteer as tribute!

Can you let Misty Peaks know that I need her to be riding me"

Best they have some shredded wheat.. I ride hard

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By *layfullsamMan
31 weeks ago

Solihull

For Coyote ugly,

I would love to be disappointed by her and to disappoint her in return.

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By *entGent46Man
31 weeks ago

Heathrow/Kent

I'm in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Melrose you lucky, lucky, lucky bee-atch !!!

“Could you please tell Mellrose....

Ive always fancied her, sexy, sophisticated... As naughty as they come. The filthy plans I have for her would be amazing”

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By *layfullsamMan
31 weeks ago

Solihull

LOVEPLAY

A secret admirer says

“I would in fact love to play”.

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
31 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"LOVEPLAY

A secret admirer says

“I would in fact love to play”."

Well that is nice to know

Hopscotch or sex stuff ?

S xxx

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By *layfullsamMan
31 weeks ago

Solihull


"LOVEPLAY

A secret admirer says

“I would in fact love to play”.

Well that is nice to know

Hopscotch or sex stuff ?

S xxx"

Hide the sausage game I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *edeWoman
31 weeks ago

the abyss


"From I suspect a sexy deviant..

Can you please tell Cede that I want to tie her, blindfold her and do things that she can’t imagine to her"

Oohh now I have a very good imagination so I think this should be tested - thoroughly

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By *edeWoman
31 weeks ago

the abyss

Also since I accidentally crashed the party - I've put my postie pants

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a sexy one to a sexy one!

Could you please tell _ewcat...

I've admired her for a long time, incredibly sexy and been on my hotlist since I laid eyes on her..... Also if she wanted to message me instead of just liking my photo.... I wouldn't object

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By *IG G77Man
31 weeks ago

GATLEY

I'm in

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By *alcon77Man
31 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Well why not

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I keep trying to send messages but B keeps distracting me! Also, other posties might be more reliable for a while

J

What about the rules Julie?? THE RULES!!! "

Who am I to argue with the birthday boy?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Good fun, I’m out… because I’m going out.

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

In for a bit!

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By *edeWoman
31 weeks ago

the abyss

Message from my hot mate for Nora:

I could happily spend the morning staring into your cleavage

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message from my hot mate for Nora:

I could happily spend the morning staring into your cleavage "

May even allow a motorboat

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
31 weeks ago

My Own Little World

In

At work bit bored

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By *hillinsMan
31 weeks ago

Essex

Im in

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By *ingerTwistWoman
31 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm in for a while. Love reading these threads! so wholesome!

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

Msg for the lovely Cede from my gorgeous mate,

Rules are made to be broken. And if we were playing a game, I'd actively try to lose if it meant being naked with her!

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By *alcon77Man
31 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Message for _aizy from an amicable fellow -

Daizy, it’s been too long. I want to make you dizzy from cumming and bury my face in your daisy garden

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By *edeWoman
31 weeks ago

the abyss

Oohhh Misty a message from my super hot mate stating:

I'd love to watch while she does things to my husband!!

To be fair I'd love to too - can we get tickets for this

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A message has appeared in my inbox from my swoon-worthy mate

Please send this to the aptly named Love to Play, as I’d love to be sandwiched between them

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary

No-one would fancy me if they saw me now but I'll be in anyway

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By *ellroseWoman
31 weeks ago

Brum


"Melrose you lucky, lucky, lucky bee-atch !!!

“Could you please tell Mellrose....

Ive always fancied her, sexy, sophisticated... As naughty as they come. The filthy plans I have for her would be amazing”"

Oh my….. get in my box

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands


"Message for _aizy from an amicable fellow -

Daizy, it’s been too long. I want to make you dizzy from cumming and bury my face in your daisy garden"

Daisy garden

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By *omsoftbumMan
31 weeks ago

cheshire

I’m in - not sure I get it tho haha x

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Ooooft, there's a lot of smut being flung around today. A new message has arrived..

Could you please tell Twistedsoul35…

Please stop teasing me with your tantalising pics and get your fine ass over to Brum

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
31 weeks ago

Kent

I'm in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Oooh this sounds interesting

“Please let Mr & Mrs Rickshawed know that I like the idea of in person tingles please!

Thank you!”

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By *ewcatWoman
31 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Message from a sexy one to a sexy one!

Could you please tell _ewcat...

I've admired her for a long time, incredibly sexy and been on my hotlist since I laid eyes on her..... Also if she wanted to message me instead of just liking my photo.... I wouldn't object "

If only I hadn’t liked photos of dozens of people this morning

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By *onglegcoupleCouple
31 weeks ago

manchester

Ok we are in

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By *rivateparts!Man
31 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My rather dapper mate has a message for LadyCurvaceous

Your photos are almost perfect, they just need me in them

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Oooh this sounds interesting

“Please let Mr & Mrs Rickshawed know that I like the idea of in person tingles please!

Thank you!”"

Sounds fun. I'll fetch the deepheat

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

A message from a handsome gent for Newcat:

Dear Newcat, you transfix me and excite me in equal measure. Can you continue to do that whilst sitting on my face, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"A very hot friend has asked this question

For Spready Mercury:

Those lips and teeth drive me wild! If I kissed you, what flavour would I taste?

Oh thank you .. candyfloss and unicorns ..(as boring as it seem would be mint really) x"

I like mint

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Another one for the gorgeous Lady Curvaceous from my iconic mate

I know she’s straight (unfortunately!) but I think she has an amazing figure x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex


"Oohhh Misty a message from my super hot mate stating:

I'd love to watch while she does things to my husband!!

To be fair I'd love to too - can we get tickets for this "

Ooh. I can do stuff. And things. Audiences welcome.

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oooh this sounds interesting

“Please let Mr & Mrs Rickshawed know that I like the idea of in person tingles please!

Thank you!”

Sounds fun. I'll fetch the deepheat "

Can't we start with that minty shower gel before going for the big guns?!

J

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

My rather dishy mate has a message for Newcat (thank god I spell checked, I nearly told you that my fishy mate had a message for Newcastle )

Can you tell her that I'd like to go on a naked waterfall adventure with her.

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

elsewere

This is early. Not sure I’m awake enough

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By *ewcatWoman
31 weeks ago

Berkshire


"A message from a handsome gent for Newcat:

Dear Newcat, you transfix me and excite me in equal measure. Can you continue to do that whilst sitting on my face, please?"

There is only one way to find out

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By *ewcatWoman
31 weeks ago

Berkshire


"My rather dishy mate has a message for Newcat (thank god I spell checked, I nearly told you that my fishy mate had a message for Newcastle )

Can you tell her that I'd like to go on a naked waterfall adventure with her. "

Fishy

Only if you realise that I intend to be the waterfall.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

From a delicious little minx

“Would you tell team monkey and _mc I'm up for a game of strip poker if they are “

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By *alcon77Man
31 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"My rather dishy mate has a message for Newcat (thank god I spell checked, I nearly told you that my fishy mate had a message for Newcastle )

Can you tell her that I'd like to go on a naked waterfall adventure with her.

Fishy

Only if you realise that I intend to be the waterfall. "

I declare that's fine with me.

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By *ayRyuMan
31 weeks ago

Harrogate

Ooh room for one more?

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
31 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"A message has appeared in my inbox from my swoon-worthy mate

Please send this to the aptly named Love to Play, as I’d love to be sandwiched between them"

Ooooh now this sounds like a sandwich we want

Sxxx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ooh room for one more?"

Cum I mean come and sit next to me

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
31 weeks ago

Kent


"Another one for the gorgeous Lady Curvaceous from my iconic mate

I know she’s straight (unfortunately!) but I think she has an amazing figure x"

Well...to be honest...I've been dabbling in a little bit of bi play with some sexy ladies just recently

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
31 weeks ago

Kent


"My rather dapper mate has a message for LadyCurvaceous

Your photos are almost perfect, they just need me in them "

Oooh....who's that I wonder ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one for the gorgeous Lady Curvaceous from my iconic mate

I know she’s straight (unfortunately!) but I think she has an amazing figure x

Well...to be honest...I've been dabbling in a little bit of bi play with some sexy ladies just recently "

Oh really

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
31 weeks ago

Late but in

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I’ll join in again till the end

If you need a friend to help you send….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’ll join in again till the end

If you need a friend to help you send…. "

Damnit Woody thanks for the earworm

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Lies.

The mr

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By *asty tatsyMan
31 weeks ago

london

I’m in for this

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By *inkyJamesMan
31 weeks ago

80020 Broomfield


"This gorgeous lady has asked me to tell nameofme she thinks your obliques are hot af ... must say I agree "

Does your mate fancy me send me a DM and I'll send a clear face photo

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
31 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

A message from a very sexy lady

can you please pass on to Julie and beef why they are so gosh darn sexy and lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"I’ll join in again till the end

If you need a friend to help you send….

Damnit Woody thanks for the earworm "

I don’t know what song you mean, but you’re welcome.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

This gorgeous woman has asked me to let JayRyu that he has a fit body but she's wondering what you're planning on doing with that belt…

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
31 weeks ago

Kent


"Another one for the gorgeous Lady Curvaceous from my iconic mate

I know she’s straight (unfortunately!) but I think she has an amazing figure x

Well...to be honest...I've been dabbling in a little bit of bi play with some sexy ladies just recently

Oh really "

Yep, decided to see what I was missing, and had to double check, then check again and see if different ladies felt or tasted different. My tentative studies are ongoing

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

This proper lil stunner has a message for Woody.

can you please pass on to Woody if he needs a hand with that towel.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"From a delicious little minx

“Would you tell team monkey and _mc I'm up for a game of strip poker if they are “ "

*puts extra clothes on*

This probably isn’t going down how you expected…

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"This proper lil stunner has a message for Woody.

can you please pass on to Woody if he needs a hand with that towel.

"

I could do with a blow dry…

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’ll join in again till the end

If you need a friend to help you send….

Damnit Woody thanks for the earworm

I don’t know what song you mean, but you’re welcome. "

And there's another one! Call yourself a Disney fan

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My feisty little friend has asked me to pass this on…

Can you please ask DomGent if after his sports massage he fancies passing it on and giving me a massage

I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"My feisty little friend has asked me to pass this on…

Can you please ask DomGent if after his sports massage he fancies passing it on and giving me a massage

I would! "

Ooh very nice.

My sports massage was amazing but still have a few niggles that need working out.

So it the fiesty lil lady fancies an oil massage feel free to message

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

One from a gorgeous couple.Could you please tell Knightsofthecoffeetable that so he doesn't feel left out I definitely want him to stick his pork sword in my teacup. Or something.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Tasty Tasty, you're so tasty you had to be named twice! I wouldn't mind a taste myself.

This is from a very sexy lady

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

JayRyu this gorgeous woman has asked me to tell you,

That belt looks like it needs to be put to good use and she'd be happy to volunteer

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds


"One from a gorgeous couple.Could you please tell Knightsofthecoffeetable that so he doesn't feel left out I definitely want him to stick his pork sword in my teacup. Or something. "

Yeaaa I got one, I do exist.

Now I don’t have to go and abusively throw my change at homeless people, just to make myself feel better.

The mr

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very patient friend has asked me to pop this down…

Please tell AMC that the sunny weather is on its way, and if he needs help rubbing suncream on his chest he only has to ask

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By *asty tatsyMan
31 weeks ago

london

Sorry very late but my ever so hot friend said

Hello sunshine can you please pass on to teamonkey…. I wish I could be helping you celebrating your birthday with lots of smooches all over your sexy body….

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By *asty tatsyMan
31 weeks ago

london


"Tasty Tasty, you're so tasty you had to be named twice! I wouldn't mind a taste myself.

This is from a very sexy lady "

Ooooo double tastes alround

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By *ewcatWoman
31 weeks ago

Berkshire

Sorry postie went on a social

My gorgeous mate wants JayRyu to know

I’ll make room. It’s a tight squeeze, but I think we’ll both enjoy it.

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands


"Tasty Tasty, you're so tasty you had to be named twice! I wouldn't mind a taste myself.

This is from a very sexy lady

Ooooo double tastes alround "

Yeah, didn't have my reading glasses on when I sent that Tasty Tatsy!

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By *ilMissDarcie-mayTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Seems fun

I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
31 weeks ago

london


"Tasty Tasty, you're so tasty you had to be named twice! I wouldn't mind a taste myself.

This is from a very sexy lady

Ooooo double tastes alround

Yeah, didn't have my reading glasses on when I sent that Tasty Tatsy! "

You might need them when you’re looking up at me though

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By *asty tatsyMan
31 weeks ago

london

I have a very hot friend that wants me to tell the extremely hot Daizy

Cam you tell Daizy I know she's straight but I think she's gorgeous

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By *ynecplCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I wasn’t even in on this, but can someone please tell Newcat that she’s gorgeous? Thanks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I wasn’t even in on this, but can someone please tell Newcat that she’s gorgeous? Thanks. "

Wait, I’ve done it wrong, haven’t I?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"I wasn’t even in on this, but can someone please tell Newcat that she’s gorgeous? Thanks.

Wait, I’ve done it wrong, haven’t I? "

Haha we all know you're more than

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

in

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

In but really just enjoying the banter and laughter

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By *att71Man
30 weeks ago

Bristol

I have a message for Woody you luck y bugger.

Please tell Woody - I’ll bring him coffee & breakfast in bed (but I’m breakfast)

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By *att71Man
30 weeks ago

Bristol


"One for a very lucky person!

Hi can you tell Mat71

"I would wrap my tits round his cock!'

"

that can be arranged, make yourself know secret admirer

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By *bwlady123Woman
30 weeks ago

private

How did I miss this post love this game

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By *ister SmoothMan
30 weeks ago

Bramhall

I'll play if it's still going...x

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Count us in

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By *att71Man
30 weeks ago

Bristol

Back in this morning

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By *ryingitout19Man
30 weeks ago

Wales

Morning all

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm still in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Let’s go to the end.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Let’s go to the end. "

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Yep I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then "

Whatever works.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

Whatever works. "

beats working

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’ll play if not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I'm back in if OK

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

Whatever works.

beats working "

I’m not working

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

Whatever works.

beats working

I’m not working "

Lucky you ! * crying emoji lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

Whatever works.

beats working

I’m not working

Lucky you ! * crying emoji lol"

I might as well be working. I do with the money

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"I have a very hot friend that wants me to tell the extremely hot Daizy

Cam you tell Daizy I know she's straight but I think she's gorgeous "

Thank you who ever you are, never say never!

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
30 weeks ago

Kent

Tryingitout19, a lovely curvy lady says she wants to run her hands up and down those delicious thighs of yours.

OK. I lied. I didn't get a message saying that. It was me.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
30 weeks ago

Kent

Nameofme, a curvaceous lady wants to rub her naked self all over that sexy body of yours.

Yea, wasn't a message. It was me.

I'm not very good at this game

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm not very good at this game "

My mate fancies you anyway. And by ‘my mate’ I mean me.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Hahaha does he

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Hahaha does he "

He’s terrible. A total flirt.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I'm in for bit but will wait to send messages for a bunch of major hotties, to maintain anonymity

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
30 weeks ago

Kent


"I'm not very good at this game

My mate fancies you anyway. And by ‘my mate’ I mean me. "

You've been a bad boy, go to my room

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By *ryingitout19Man
30 weeks ago

Wales

Evening

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By *inkyJamesMan
30 weeks ago

80020 Broomfield


"I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is needy too

Get to it you sexy bunch"

I'm in

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By *inkyJamesMan
30 weeks ago

80020 Broomfield


"Nameofme, a curvaceous lady wants to rub her naked self all over that sexy body of yours.

Yea, wasn't a message. It was me.

I'm not very good at this game "

I so fansy C

I'm sure I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Nameofme, a curvaceous lady wants to rub her naked self all over that sexy body of yours.

Yea, wasn't a message. It was me.

I'm not very good at this game "

That’s ok, there’s plenty of other games we could play

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By *inkyJamesMan
30 weeks ago

80020 Broomfield


"I have a very hot friend that wants me to tell the extremely hot Daizy

Cam you tell Daizy I know she's straight but I think she's gorgeous

Thank you who ever you are, never say never! "

I so fancy Daizy

If she DM's me I'll say way

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By *inkyJamesMan
30 weeks ago

80020 Broomfield


"Let’s go to the end.

I misread that as let's go to bed ... OK then

Whatever works.

beats working

I’m not working

Lucky you ! * crying emoji lol"

I'd do very much fancy LittlemissmistressK

If they DM me I'll say why

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