FabSwingers.com forum: What are some of life's unwritten rules

By *usman 199 OP Man
41 weeks ago

Stockport

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
41 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Treat people they way you wish to be treated

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By *urbo TedMan
41 weeks ago

Stansted

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
41 weeks ago

Okehampton

Never enter an arse-kicking contest with a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

1% of the people run the World and also have 99 % of the money.

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By *arley QuimWoman
41 weeks ago

Somewhere

Don't microwave kippers in the office

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't shit where you eat.

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By *amsevenMan
41 weeks ago

cork

Fart in elevators

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By *uri00620Woman
41 weeks ago

Croydon

No teeth

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By *ripfillMan
41 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"1% of the people run the World and also have 99 % of the money."

In the uk

It’s approx 8% of but people own 75% of the land

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Your bad day could be the push to end someone else's.. don't be a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Don't be a dick.

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By *rHotNottsMan
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Treat people they way you wish to be treated

Unless your a masochist or like sexual humiliation then you could get into a spot of bother with that approach.

Better to treat people how they want to be treated not you

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By *uri00620Woman
41 weeks ago

Croydon

"Don't shit where you eat."

This. Shitting where you eat leads to confusion and ecoli.

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By *rHotNottsMan
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"1% of the people run the World and also have 99 % of the money.

In the uk

It’s approx 8% of but people own 75% of the land "

Bloody Norman land grabbers !

The number of people who do the real work is the square root of the number of people involved in doing the work. Price's law, Bigism, Statism, Communism, NHS

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By *ascaIMan
41 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Don’t be rude to people that prepare/bring your food.

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By *ascaIMan
41 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Don't microwave kippers in the office "

And this!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

The man’s public toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Walk on the left hand side in busy places!

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By *r_reusMan
41 weeks ago

Coventry

Everyone has an odd sock

There's always a teaspoon in the bowl

No one knows the origins of their coat hangers

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Never growl when an older person strikes up a conversation with the cashier at the checkout ahead of you, chances are that's the only human interaction they will get that day.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
41 weeks ago

Bradford

Always make sure you are standing up when you shake a man’s hand.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
41 weeks ago

Bradford

Don’t be the last one to arrive at an important meeting or be the first to leave

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By *ony MannMan
41 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

The person you really want to meet is the other end of the country

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

Don't be a dick

Be kind

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"The person you really want to meet is the other end of the country "

This is also known as fabs law

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By *arley QuimWoman
41 weeks ago

Somewhere

Never trust a fart

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By *ags73Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Walk on the left hand side in busy places! "

So many don’t. I now wonder how many schools had a keep left thing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nobody takes the last biscuit in someone else's house

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By *uvery30Woman
41 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

That if your in aldi or lidi if someone behind you have very little shopping they go infront of you haha..

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By *hriscooperMan
41 weeks ago

Warrington

Manners cost nothing and can change someone's whole life.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
41 weeks ago

Bradford

"Never trust a fart "

One of the best

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

No more than three shakes.

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By *dam1971Man
41 weeks ago

Bedford

Always park so you can make a quick getaway

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By *tylebender03Man
41 weeks ago

Manchester

Buy crunchy peanut butter

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By *rucking-HellMan
41 weeks ago

Northampton

"Treat people they way you wish to be treated

Well I like being pissed on.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Double tap

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By *ellhungvweMan
41 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Don’t pee into the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Some people are just dicks and don't deserve kindness.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

5 second rule

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
41 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Always introduce your cock next to a lynx can, or sky remote

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

One up the bum,no harm done

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By *uvery30Woman
41 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"One up the bum,no harm done

As long as its not unexpected and that hurts when it's a accident slip

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Think before you act

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
41 weeks ago

Cardiff

You don’t sh*t on your own doorstep

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By *oldyoudown41Man
41 weeks ago

caledonian

Treat people how you want to be treated,

Open doors for others,

Hold doors for others,

Say good morning to everyone..

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By *endalshaggersCouple
41 weeks ago

Kendal

Don't send friend requests on Fab randomly without even speaking to the profile first....

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By *eavenNhellCouple
41 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Fail to prepare prepare to fail .

Never sit with your back to the

Entrance in a public place .

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Walk on the left hand side in busy places!

So many don’t. I now wonder how many schools had a keep left thing

I’m pretty sure mine had signs or arrows

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By *litpleaserMan
41 weeks ago

Oldham

Live... laugh... love

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By *ex HolesMan
41 weeks ago

Up North

If you receive a cock pic then you ‘MUST’ suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Say good morning to everyone.. "

Please don't do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Walk on the left hand side in busy places!

So many don’t. I now wonder how many schools had a keep left thing

I’m pretty sure mine had signs or arrows

Does anyone remember Grange Hill, and the - walk in the corridors at all times!

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By *ony MannMan
41 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Alway carry condoms

Make sure there is paper before sitting

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By *ony MannMan
41 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

"Walk on the left hand side in busy places!

So many don’t. I now wonder how many schools had a keep left thing

I’m pretty sure mine had signs or arrows

Does anyone remember Grange Hill, and the - walk in the corridors at all times!

And turn each corner square, no cutting corners

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By *heSchwingersCouple
41 weeks ago

Essex

Don’t send dick pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Don’t send dick pics!

Unless it's exceptionally pretty

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By *erfectlychaoticWoman
41 weeks ago

Aldershot

Don't be a dick.

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By *antam AvershiresMan
41 weeks ago

Falme

Unless you are Jim Gordon personified the worst day will break the best person.

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By *eedshandymanMan
41 weeks ago

leeds

Don't laugh on the way up

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t look down on someone unless you are helping them up

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Dont block the whole bloody pavement

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By *estarossa.Woman
41 weeks ago

Flagrante

Well now they've all been written down , so its ruined! Ruined!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

East Sussex

If there's an 'eccentric ' person on a bus they will choose me to demonstrate their eccentricity to.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Well now they've all been written down , so its ruined! Ruined!"

it's fine it's not official unless there's a YouTube video with someone with unusual eyebrows in it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Meet people where they are, not where you need/ want them to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

When you get off the bus you say “cheers drive”

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By *rientalappleCouple
41 weeks ago

Kettering

You cannot please everyone. Be original. Be you.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Always stay humble & kind

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
41 weeks ago

Rotherham

Don’t screw the crew. Can’t say I’ve always adhered to that one

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By *ames250122Man
41 weeks ago

Worcester

It cruel and callous as are most people the moment you become an inconvenience so be mindful and equally caring for those few that do stay with you through your darkest times, stay and stand with them through theirs. In the end that’s all that matters, not thickness of those or bros before that. Cos in the end, those that stay and stand by you and you do the same for them regardless of anything else is the only thing that truly matters.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
41 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Never listen to what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Don't be a dick."

This

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By *ildbillkidMan
41 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Best way to double your money, fold it in half and stick it in your pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Karma's a bitch

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Never greet someone with your penis.

The mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
41 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Don't piss on an electric fence

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By *mily36CWoman
41 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Never ever phone casual acquaintances after 10pm or before 9am - thems be the rules!

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By *undee2Man
41 weeks ago

Dundee

Don't trust grown ups

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By *undee2Man
41 weeks ago

Dundee

"When you get off the bus you say “cheers drive”

This

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Laugh at someone else's misfortune as guarantee that you will fall foul of the god's if you do.

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
41 weeks ago

Northampton

Always stand up to shake someone’s hand

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By *ools and the brainCouple
41 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Always stand up to shake someone’s hand "

Yes and shake it properly not some lip wristed finger shake, if anyone ever does this I grab their hand with both my hands squeezing slightly tighter and shake vigorously whilst maintaining eye contact

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