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By *ruceyy OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London

Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs?

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By *ensherman333Man
38 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs? "

And easier to catch

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Good Luck Brucey

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By *ickshawedCouple
38 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Aren't you about 12 years old Brucey? Surely almost every woman on here is older than you.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?

Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs? "

Love a pillow princess. So yes

You're on the to have sex with list and you know it!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Good Luck Brucey "

I laugh in the face of luck!

And expectations...

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
38 weeks ago

London


"Aren't you about 12 years old Brucey? Surely almost every woman on here is older than you. "

Look don't blame me this site is full of saucy older broads!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?

Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat? "

I quite fancy the idea of all those as just one event, but think I'd probably lose focus and play with the lions too much .

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs?

Love a pillow princess. So yes

You're on the to have sex with list and you know it!"

I'm on list swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?

Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat? "

why now are you talking from experience

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!"

Try asking on OnlyNans

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex


"Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!

Try asking on OnlyNans "

Love this

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

How hard?

I don't have a uterus but my cervix still bruises easily.

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By *rcoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Mid Glam


"Is hard sex doing it in a difficult position?

Like on top of a bus stop, swinging from a chandelier or in the lion enclosure at Longleat? "

Doing it at the same time as a sudoko puzzle and filling in your tax return?

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London


"Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!

Try asking on OnlyNans "

He's already on there.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"How hard?

I don't have a uterus but my cervix still bruises easily."

Aren't those two Roman and Gaulish characters from the Asterix books?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
38 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!"

Who with ?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Op..no one here is old

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Op..no one here is old"

Less of the cheek op ..old my God most here are ancient

18-99 with flake

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
38 weeks ago

Okehampton

Me too (And can crochet)

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Aren't you about 12 years old Brucey? Surely almost every woman on here is older than you.

Look don't blame me this site is full of saucy older broads! "

yep those one liners are getting better and better how you haven't succeeded is beyond me!!!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Me too (And can crochet) "

unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
38 weeks ago

Okehampton


"Me too (And can crochet)

unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??"

I was thinking more blankets, it’s cold down this end ofttimes

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By *ot to giggleWoman
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Me too (And can crochet)

unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??

I was thinking more blankets, it’s cold down this end ofttimes "

summer is coming - apparently it stops raining then - body heat and unicorns

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo? "

Or Eastbourne?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne? "

are they old in Eastborne?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
38 weeks ago

Okehampton


"Me too (And can crochet)

unicorns? can you crochet unicorns??

I was thinking more blankets, it’s cold down this end ofttimes

summer is coming - apparently it stops raining then - body heat and unicorns "

Well known fact that the Cornish hunted the unicorn to extinction, yet another reason not to cross the Tamar

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
38 weeks ago

Grampian

I love being done grandma style....careful you don't break my hip

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Who wants to have great hard sex.

Apply within!"

Who isn’t?

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne?

are they old in Eastborne? "

That’s some fucking drive.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne?

are they old in Eastborne?

That’s some fucking drive."

Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off.

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne?

are they old in Eastborne?

That’s some fucking drive.

Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off."

Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
38 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Aren't you about 12 years old Brucey? Surely almost every woman on here is older than you.

Look don't blame me this site is full of saucy older broads! "

What, like Norfolk?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne?

are they old in Eastborne?

That’s some fucking drive.

Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off.

Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far "

I liked you anyway from your previous comments on threads - now I like you even more .

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have you tried hanging around outside the bingo?

Or Eastbourne?

are they old in Eastborne?

That’s some fucking drive.

Damned right - they were all early 20s when they set off.

Be a well seeking French wummin if I’m driving that far

I liked you anyway from your previous comments on threads - now I like you even more ."

Thank you. I am trying.

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands

Not too hard Brucey, I'm old remember, don't want to break anything at my age!

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By *igNick1381Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDGEND


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs? "

You're only 41 FFS, don't include yourself in the 'older' classification lol

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By *igNick1381Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDGEND


"Not too hard Brucey, I'm old remember, don't want to break anything at my age!"

You can behave too

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs?

You're only 41 FFS, don't include yourself in the 'older' classification lol"

I was quite into that actually

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
38 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Hang on, let me just finish my Werther's originals and I'll get right on to applying....

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"Not too hard Brucey, I'm old remember, don't want to break anything at my age!

You can behave too"

I always behave

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

Not old, damn it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I always behave "

Behaving badly is still behaving.

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands


"I always behave

Behaving badly is still behaving. "

This is very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Because we're less energetic?

Creaking bones so we'll just lay there?

Have a thing for grey hairs?

You're only 41 FFS, don't include yourself in the 'older' classification lol"

Erm maybe a tad older than 41...

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Looking for an older woman/couple...

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By *viatrixWoman
38 weeks ago

Redhill

So old…

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By *ommander_StraxMan
38 weeks ago

Telford

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