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By *ringbackfingering OP Man
26 weeks ago

Coventry

I'll start: Did you know your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty

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By *nknownguylancsMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

If I flip a coin what's the chances I'll get head?

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By *ringbackfingering OP Man
26 weeks ago

Coventry

"If I flip a coin what's the chances I'll get head?"

That's pretty bloody good!

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By *nknownguylancsMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"If I flip a coin what's the chances I'll get head?

That's pretty bloody good!"

Thanks, think I broke the thread it was that good

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If I said you had a cute belly button, would you hold it against me?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
26 weeks ago

Home

No idea I'm completely useless at chatting someone up

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’m not trying to pick you up, I’m trying to pin you down!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Did you get these clothes on sale? Because they would be 100% off at my place.

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By *ild_oatsMan
26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South

The best I have received was “I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow”.

I have also received the above but “just to dip a twig in your shit”.

I don’t really appreciate flowery chat up lines. Give me a bit of uncouthness any day!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Wouldn’t mind being your bike saddle

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By *ot to giggleWoman
26 weeks ago

Coventry

you want to know what my new favourite sound will be?

the plop of your clothes landing on my floor

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
26 weeks ago

manchester

Get in the van!

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

Do you want to come home and watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not giving away my secrets.

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

If they’re working

What time do you get off ?

Can I watch ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

"If they’re working

What time do you get off ?

Can I watch ?"

I used to use this one

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By *dam1971Man
26 weeks ago

Bedford

"If they’re working

What time do you get off ?

Can I watch ?

I used to use this one

It worked on me

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By *ild_oatsMan
26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Not sure if this counts but I met a woman a couple of years ago from a popular dating app.

After a week of messaging dirty jokes and chat up lines we met for a coffee in town.

Half way through our coffees I pulled a blank piece of folded paper from my pocket and pretended to read the following poem I said I had written for her….

Roses are red

As are your lips

Now sit on my face

And wiggle your hips…

She replied something like…. Thought you would never ask.

About 25 minutes later we were in her bed and she was doing exactly that….

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By *ringbackfingering OP Man
25 weeks ago

Coventry

"Get in the van!"

You've got my attention

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By *amierebelMan
25 weeks ago

nae danger.

You remind me of a chocolate orange..

Aye you'd get banged on the table and enjoyed anawl

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