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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?

Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!

That’s my confession for the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Being quiet

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
38 weeks ago

stanley

Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
38 weeks ago

Durham


"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?

Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!

That’s my confession for the evening. "

Avoiding red flags. I'm awful at it

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.

J

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
38 weeks ago

dublin


"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)"

….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?! - Mrs

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

sealant round the bath or shower always end up in a sticky mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.

J"

I don’t do heights. At all. I will have a panic attack.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
38 weeks ago

bradford


"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?

Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!

That’s my confession for the evening. "

Have you tried the burrito roll technique? There's loads of videos on that there tube for you site.

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Decluttering.. Went to the tip today and felt myself clutching onto the crap that suddenly felt really valuable!!

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By *verageguy123Man
38 weeks ago

Selby

Using indicators when driving but I do drive a BMW so it’s acceptable

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By *exxyyDy11Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"Decluttering.. Went to the tip today and felt myself clutching onto the crap that suddenly felt really valuable!! "

I'm the same

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)

….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?! - Mrs"

That’s just showing off

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By *rcoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Mid Glam


"Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.

J"

That. Had to go up a ladder yesterday to clean out the guttering. Did not like.


"Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes "

Try putting some paint in pajnt kettle and using a litle thinners. A light sanding between coats helps.

Mr

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Keeping my mouth shut

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
38 weeks ago

Home

Flirting I'm completely useless at it

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Being around balloons. The little plastic sacks of air could pop at any moment and give me a little fright. Hate it .

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Sarcasm!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
38 weeks ago

stanley


"Things with heights. Make me and I will cry in an embarrassing way.

J

That. Had to go up a ladder yesterday to clean out the guttering. Did not like.

Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes

Try putting some paint in pajnt kettle and using a litle thinners. A light sanding between coats helps.

Mr"

Thank you

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By *entleswinger69Man
38 weeks ago

Plymouth


"Being quiet "
this!! Definitely this

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
38 weeks ago

wonderland.


"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?

Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!

That’s my confession for the evening. "

ironing

Cali

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By *pthemanorMan
38 weeks ago

ABINGDON

Decision making. It's taken me 45 minutes to decide to write this.

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By *odevilWoman
38 weeks ago

exeter

Being punctual

Keeping my face neutral rather than displaying exactly what I'm thinking

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By *anther81Man
38 weeks ago

Drogheda

Finding a hobby and sticking with it.

Started a few things get to a level and then think this is boring now.

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By *obilebottomMan
38 weeks ago

All over

The splits

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By *ascaIMan
38 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Tying knots in balloons and water bombs. I’m so shit with fiddly things.

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By *onameyet2Man
38 weeks ago

chorley

Not looking annoyed even when I’m not

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cannot do it ...

Ride a bucking bronco

Sit still

Drive a tractor

Make my mums cakes and yorkshire

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By *nnCeeWoman
38 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Keeping calm

Keeping tidy / no clutter

Keeping my mind on a hobby

Keeping my feelings off my face

Keeping to time

Keeping my mouth shut

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Be late for my funeral

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By *ools and the brainCouple
38 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Clear my mind

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By *partharmonyCouple
38 weeks ago

Ruislip

Concentrating at work.

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By *odevilWoman
38 weeks ago

exeter

Not sounding sarcastic

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By *ookie46Woman
38 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I just can’t whistle properly

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Any form of DIY. Awful, just awful

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By *orny PTMan
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

Skipping and breathing: choose one.

Jogging and breathing: see above answer.

Swimming underwater is easier than doing a front crawl

Neat handwriting and touch typing, despite years of practice

Finding a new fuck buddy in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Be a grown up.

I just don't wanna!

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By *ir kinkyMan
38 weeks ago

munster

I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Riding a bike and swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never "

Too much is the right amount

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Riding a bike and swimming "

Weird that my brain went straight to "Joe must be a werewolf"

J

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By *urora1912Woman
38 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia

DIY absolutely rubbish at it,luckily I have hot neighbours to help me out

Ironing

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By *r_reusMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Riding a bike and swimming "

There's no shame in this, it's physically impossible to peddle fast enough to displace the amount of water needed to stay afloat

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By *issBellaWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

Be on time.. ever.

Find motivation to get things sorted

Sometimes I wonder if I have ADHD or if this is just a me thing

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Riding a bike and swimming

Weird that my brain went straight to "Joe must be a werewolf"

J"

Other than that being totally random I mean... Have you ever seen a werewolf ride a bike or swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Keeping my s£#t together

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By *ir kinkyMan
38 weeks ago

munster


"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never

Too much is the right amount"

Wanna cook too much pasta with me?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Riding a bike and swimming

Weird that my brain went straight to "Joe must be a werewolf"

J

Other than that being totally random I mean... Have you ever seen a werewolf ride a bike or swimming"

I'm sure it was a novel I read where werewolves can't swim because their body matter is too dense! I've never seen a werewolf ride a bike so it must be true.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never

Too much is the right amount

Wanna cook too much pasta with me? "

There's gonna be food? In.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I never can say goodbye, no no no, I

I never can say goodbye…

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By *agneto.Man
38 weeks ago

Bham

That finger whistle thing. Pull ups. Always wanted to be able to nip up too.

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By *ira2024Woman
38 weeks ago

SW


"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)

….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?! - Mrs"

+1

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By *ir kinkyMan
38 weeks ago

munster


"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never

Too much is the right amount

Wanna cook too much pasta with me?

There's gonna be food? In. "

Of course, we can’t do naked chef night without the food silly,

Fridays and Saturdays… bring your own spork

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Decluttering.. Went to the tip today and felt myself clutching onto the crap that suddenly felt really valuable!! "

Just done this for my house going on the market. Traumatic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I can never cook the right amount of pasta. Never

Too much is the right amount

Wanna cook too much pasta with me?

There's gonna be food? In.

Of course, we can’t do naked chef night without the food silly,

Fridays and Saturdays… bring your own spork "

Swoon

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By *rucking-HellMan
38 weeks ago

Northampton

Dancing. I can't even move my head smoothly and rhythmically to a song on the radio, yet alone dance in a club, and I massively envy people that can dance, even simply. I've tried and it's excruciating.

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By *onameyet2Man
38 weeks ago

chorley


"Riding a bike and swimming "

Triathlon probably not for you then?

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By *carlett 44Woman
38 weeks ago

bootle

I'm not the best at making gravy either lumpy or too watery

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By *estarossa.Woman
38 weeks ago

Flagrante

Finding a man I like that likes me too!

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By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

Make the right amount of food .

It's always too much for too little!

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By *ringbackfingeringMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry


"Not sounding sarcastic"
no sh*t! Lol

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By *ringbackfingeringMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Just have a cuddle... it never just stays a cuddle!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
38 weeks ago

Coventry

whistle!

or get the lid of a jar

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

Getting a single wipe from a pack. Always ends up a big clump or a tiny corner rips off in my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"I'm not the best at making gravy either lumpy or too watery "

Sieve it Una

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By *ou only live onceMan
38 weeks ago

London


"I'm not the best at making gravy either lumpy or too watery

Sieve it Una "

Probably shouldn't admit enjoying that reference as much as I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Managing my outlook emails at work

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By *ou only live onceMan
38 weeks ago

London

Putting a jumper on over a shirt. Why is it never comfortable first time round?!?!

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
38 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

Throwing.... I genuinely can't throw anything... even the dog is unimpressed with my ball throwing skills lol

Vixen

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Putting a jumper on over a shirt. Why is it never comfortable first time round?!?!

"

Get one of them jumpers with the shirt attached from next it’s the future ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"What’s the most basic thing you’re terrible at?

Surely there has to be an easier way to change the bed sheets. I’ve broken out in a sweat and there’s lumps!

That’s my confession for the evening. "

I used to have this issue, but then I learned the ole inside out flappy method and have never looked back

Please tell me you're using the inside-out flappy method?

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By *ou only live onceMan
38 weeks ago

London


"Putting a jumper on over a shirt. Why is it never comfortable first time round?!?!

Get one of them jumpers with the shirt attached from next it’s the future ha ha "

I think I just vommed a little!

You'll be suggesting a short-sleeve shirt soon!

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By *ullyMan
38 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Me too, I just cant click or snap my fingers either hand, My thumbs just don't bend at the larger bottom joint, never have! Has not stopped me doing anything else though. I have of course seen people fold their thumb across their palm, I can barely get mine across to my middle finger.

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By *ullyMan
38 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Jumpers too small.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "

I feel this in my bones

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By *ou only live onceMan
38 weeks ago

London


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

I feel this in my bones "

Thirded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Getting a single wipe from a pack. Always ends up a big clump or a tiny corner rips off in my hand."

This will genuinely ruin my entire day. It always happens when you’re in a rush as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "

Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

I feel this in my bones

Thirded."

Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.

B

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By *uctifanoWoman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Whistling! Just can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early. "

And promise you'll definitely go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight, only for the same vicious cycle to happen...

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By *ou only live onceMan
38 weeks ago

London


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

I feel this in my bones

Thirded.

Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.

B"

Hello again, Highlander, my old friend. Thanks, BBC!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

I feel this in my bones

Thirded."

Fourthed.

Currently doing NOT proper bed-going, right now!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West

Team, we should plan a sleepover

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am.. "

Sheesh giving all our secrets away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

Yep! Then I’ll cry when I’ve got to get up early.

And promise you'll definitely go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight, only for the same vicious cycle to happen..."

It’s like I love punishing myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Team, we should plan a sleepover "

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night "

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Going to bed.

I'll literally just watch crap on TV, or find some random household chore to do to avoid it.

It's rare I head to bed before midnight or often 2am..

I feel this in my bones

Thirded.

Oh here's a film I've watched at least 23 times and I know it word for word, best watch it all just incase they changed the ending.

B"

Currently rewatching TWD wven though I've seen every episode about a dozen times.

Started on season 1, episode 1 two days ago.

Currently on season 3.....

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By *sWyldWoman
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can't wink

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in "

I'm so in for this

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

I can't rollerskate, rollerblade, ice skate, ride a scooter or skateboard.

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By *uctifanoWoman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I can't rollerskate, rollerblade, ice skate, ride a scooter or skateboard. "

Ohhh me too, I also can’t swim or ride a bike

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this "

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath....... "

I would be snoring in the middle of all the fun. This actually happened once at a room party when I was cabin crew

J

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By *yreGuy99Man
38 weeks ago

Somewhere in Moria

It sounds funny considering im on here. But I have to say, talking to new people/women. Also my hands are pretty big so im not very good with fiddly things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath....... "

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now "

We're in too! And still not asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

Me to and I can’t sleep either

We're in too! And still not asleep "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

We're in too! And still not asleep "

I’m scrolling with one eye open. I never just give in and go to sleep

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

We're in too! And still not asleep "

It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.

Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.

Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub...

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By *odevilWoman
38 weeks ago

exeter


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

We're in too! And still not asleep

It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.

Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.

Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub... "

Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?

I'm basically nocturnal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

We're in too! And still not asleep

It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.

Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.

Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub...

Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?

I'm basically nocturnal! "

It looks like Obi is organising the venue

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By *andy CanesWoman
38 weeks ago

candy cane lane

Painting I get more over me than on the wall

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Central


"Painting, especially gloss, always seem to be able to see a “grain” left from my inept brush strokes "

I get the same but after years of using different paints and brushes, which I had wanted to blame, I've largely accepted that it's me and my painting

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
38 weeks ago

dublin


"Clicking my fingers…. I am right handed and can only click my fingers on left hand (and that’s a shoddy effort)

….how many people read this and clicked both fingers? No?! Just me?! - Mrs

That’s just showing off "

Hehehe! If it makes you feel better, they sound slightly different

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By *panksspankedMan
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Team, we should plan a sleepover

Where none of us actually sleep and we’re all arguing over what comfort programme to put on the tv all night

Exactly! Sounds like a great night in

I'm so in for this

I know the perfect hotel. Has two king-size beds attached together and a big screen on the wall opposite.

*and a large spa bath.......

Whaaat?! That sounds amazing! I’m definitely in now

We're in too! And still not asleep

It's a bit of a trek from 'oop north'. But definitely worth it. And a spoons for breakfast a short walk away by the bay.

Google the presidential suite at the Coal Exchange in Cardiff. The room with the pink & blue bed.

Hopefully they'll have fixed the extractor in the bathroom as we had reception banging on the door, due to us apparently setting off the smoke alarm by having a steamy dip in the tub...

Oh pleeeeeaase can I come to the non-sleep sleep over too?

I'm basically nocturnal!

It looks like Obi is organising the venue "

Another night hawk here. Just about to move to my bed but I still have to read my book before I finally slumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Having a filter/ pause between my brain & my mouth sometimes (code; all the time)

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By *GermanInLondonMan
38 weeks ago

London

Drawing.

At around 4 or 5 years my kids had better skills.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Sew, knit, crochet, drive a car ( although I started having lessons) sing ,

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"whistle!

or get the lid of a jar

"

Yes a fork around the side of the jar, always works for me

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By *ost SockMan
38 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’m 54 and have never, in my entire life, managed to blow up a balloon.

I just can’t do it, despite a fully-functioning set of lungs etc.

In fact, if someone gave me a balloon to blow up now, I would be panicking. Been like it for years.

Weirdo

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By *ionandlionessmancCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester

Monogamy: we are just hopeless at it!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

Kicking a football. Tennis, very good. Cricket, very good. Rugby the same.

Cannot kick a football for shit.

And the whole duvet cover with buttons thing.

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By *aseylee324Couple
38 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Warm to the human race

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By *entleman JayMan
38 weeks ago

Wakefield

Putting a double duvet cover on.

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