FabSwingers.com forum: What's your go-to fun-fact about yourself?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

This'll be a fun game.

I will start. I was on a sea resort in Crimea near the Black Sea back in 2014, just as it was first starting to kick off with the Russians. The Ukrainian staff told us all we needed to leave. Days after we left. The Russians occupied the Peninsula and still do to this day.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I have a 3rd nipple called Stephen

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"This'll be a fun game.

Fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I met the Queen in 2012

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I nearly got eaten by a shark.

(Kinda)

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I have 6 tattoos and counting

Next one will be an octopus on my bum and down my leg

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"This'll be a fun game.

Fun!"

What is the Russian word for fun. I wonder

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I nearly got eaten by a shark.

(Kinda)

Don't stop there. We need details

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I've won prize money at pillow fighting.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

I've been on the Antiques Roadshow. Fun fact indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I've been on the Antiques Roadshow. Fun fact indeed

Go on then. How much was it worth?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

"I've been on the Antiques Roadshow. Fun fact indeed

Go on then. How much was it worth?

I'm not telling but it was a good number. My brother will inherit it.

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By *eatermanMan
44 weeks ago

Reading

"I have a 3rd nipple called Stephen

Mr "

I'll one up ya, I've got 4 nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I was a child model.

(Very pushy parents)

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
44 weeks ago

louth

I’ve flown a harrier jump jet (a real one!)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
44 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been on the Antiques Roadshow. Fun fact indeed

Mr. Trying to sell you off again !

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By *ingerTwistWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I had my bag pulled and checked at dubai airport because there was a dubious metal thing in it. It took a female officer, unable to hide her amusement and derision, to explain to the men eyeing me with suspicion, that it was a Jamie oliver garlic press, and unlikely to be used to hold up the flight,

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I’m in an internet meme.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’ve flown a harrier jump jet (a real one!)"

That’s not fun. That’s damn cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I lost my memory for almost 24 hours once

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I nearly got eaten by a shark.

(Kinda)

Shark bait! Ohh hah hah.

* one for the Disney nerds

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By *octor ProdMan
44 weeks ago

working Overseas

Keith Harris (of Orville the Duck fame) called me a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Keith Harris (of Orville the Duck fame) called me a cunt"

Did he throw his voice as he did it?

That made me laugh.

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By *avexxMan
44 weeks ago

cheshire

i use to model levi 501 in my younger days

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By *irthandgirthMan
44 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been bitten by a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I've been bitten by a penguin"

Not sure what super powers you might gain from this but got my fingers crossed for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I’m a character in a computer game

It’s on Xbox PlayStation etc

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've a few.

I once queue jumped an opening night at a wine bar whilst Ross Kemp was held at the door by bouncers.

I shared a bag of chips with a very d*unk Brian Moore after an England international.

And I died once.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
44 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't have a go to ...

They just come up from time to time.

My most 'fun' was being a 'stand up' a few years ago ...prob 10 years by now.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
44 weeks ago

Stourbridge

I’ve appeared on the front page of the Sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I've been supersonic a number of times, that was fun

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By *asey8686Woman
44 weeks ago

derry

I have part time work as an extra for tv shows, to date these are just a few shows I have been in.

Derry girls

Blue lights

Hope street

Line of duty

Game of thrones

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I've sat in the cockpit of a concord about half hour before a flight.

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By *uri00620Woman
44 weeks ago

Croydon

"I've been bitten by a penguin"

Oooh a penguin stole my GoPro (back when people had such things) right out of my hands in the sea and then fucked off with it!

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By *otts-manMan
44 weeks ago

Long Eaton

My right leg is in a Hollywood movie scene co-starring Matt Damon

The movie also co-starred George Cloney

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

I was on the TV show Fake Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I scored 49 goals in one season for a woman's football team.

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By *etal and KinkMan
44 weeks ago

Malice

I have a scar on my foot in the shape of a lightning bolt. I call it Harry Footer.

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By *irtydevil666Man
44 weeks ago

bristol

When on holiday in Brazil I appeared in a daytime soap opera...

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By *oldfischMan
44 weeks ago

HARROW

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

East Sussex

I once had a poem published. I was 11 at the time but still

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By *ealitybitesMan
44 weeks ago

Belfast

At the time I was the only competitor to have ever taken an entire paintballing fort single handedly.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
44 weeks ago

Durham

I can fit a 4 finger KitKat in my mouth, sideways

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By *WB85Man
44 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I've my own engineering business and the machinery I make were shown on how it's made as part of a process.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
44 weeks ago

Coventry

i hide chocolate

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By *ookie46Woman
44 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I may have flashed my boobs at a young Ant & Dec

Years ago though!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
44 weeks ago

Coventry

[Removed by poster at 04/04/24 19:57:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

My go to fact to end any football argument is that in 1996 I played on Wembley

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By *uri00620Woman
44 weeks ago

Croydon

I've snogged Courtney Love

(years ago I might add - if that makes it any more palatable?)

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I've snogged Courtney Love

(years ago I might add - if that makes it any more palatable?)"

You win

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I can fit a 4 finger KitKat in my mouth, sideways

J "

I'm impressed haha

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By *istretchMan
44 weeks ago

leeds

As a kid I got run over by the ice cream van .now in my 50s I have 4o thousand pounds worth of metal joints

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"As a kid I got run over by the ice cream van .now in my 50s I have 4o thousand pounds worth of metal joints "

No free ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’m in an internet meme. "

Please tell us which one!

I (Phil) nearly died climbing Mont Blanc. Met Dwayne Johnson in his WWE days

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I’m in an internet meme.

Please tell us which one!

I (Phil) nearly died climbing Mont Blanc. Met Dwayne Johnson in his WWE days"

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Did he lay the Smackdown down on you?

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By *idburnsMan
44 weeks ago

burton

I am a professional wrestler

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
44 weeks ago

stanley

At one point I had been technically dead for longer than had been alive

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By *entleswinger69Man
44 weeks ago

Plymouth

I’ve been an extra on the bill several times

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I’m in an internet meme.

Please tell us which one!

I (Phil) nearly died climbing Mont Blanc. Met Dwayne Johnson in his WWE days

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Did he lay the Smackdown down on you?"

No and it would of been worrying if he did, I was 15 at the time!

He took pity on me and a mate standing outside the hotel in the rain at 3am the night before a PPV in Birmingham just trying to get a glimpse of our heroes. Brought us into the hotel lobby and brought us both s and spent a bit of time talking to us

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By *istretchMan
44 weeks ago

leeds

"As a kid I got run over by the ice cream van .now in my 50s I have 4o thousand pounds worth of metal joints

No free ice cream? "

Hospital food lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Freddie Starr ate my hamster

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By *lynJMan
44 weeks ago

Morden

I've had letters published in both "Computing", the newspaper of the British Computer Society and Computer Weekly.

I'm a published photographer (I took pictures for the calendar produced by a local heritage society)

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By *partharmonyCouple
44 weeks ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) bought Huey Lewis a Guinness at a hotel bar in Belfast.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
44 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"I have part time work as an extra for tv shows, to date these are just a few shows I have been in.

Derry girls

Blue lights

Hope street

Line of duty

Game of thrones

Thought I knew that face…….

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"I've my own engineering business and the machinery I make were shown on how it's made as part of a process. "

I used to love watching How it's made lol .

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By *rsMxCouple
44 weeks ago

Glasgow

[F] A famous footballer pushed me down a flight of stairs in the early 2000s

(I should add - it was an accident and he did apologise)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"[F] A famous footballer pushed me down a flight of stairs in the early 2000s

(I should add - it was an accident and he did apologise) "

Well I hope you rolled around on the floor for ages pretending to be more injured than you actually was

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I appeared in a Mick Jagger video. Not the Stones, just Jagger by himself.

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By *rHotNottsMan
44 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

As a teenager I was credited in a short horror film , special effects and runner.

I had to make a wall cry, make sand go up a drainpipe, and fetch food , coffee and dr*gs for the crew.

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By *dyladddMan
44 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

I used to live with a ghost. It would move things I knew wasn’t put where I found them. I would hear a man laughing from time to time and also muffled talking. And my tv would be turned on with a light in the mornings when I got up.

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By *rsMxCouple
44 weeks ago

Glasgow

"[F] A famous footballer pushed me down a flight of stairs in the early 2000s

(I should add - it was an accident and he did apologise)

Well I hope you rolled around on the floor for ages pretending to be more injured than you actually was

I honestly should have - may have been able to score some comp tickets haha

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By *urora1912Woman
44 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm an ex trainee wrestler

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By *dyladddMan
44 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

"I'm an ex trainee wrestler

As in for the wwe?

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By *urora1912Woman
44 weeks ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I'm an ex trainee wrestler

As in for the wwe? "

No not in the wwe. But wrestling like that

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Horsham

I have been on granada tv. They were doing a bit about the company I worked for, making Chris Boardmans bikes.

We actually got his old bikes, renumbered them, resprayed them and put our stickers on it.

We tried to replicate his Lotus lowpro bike, but failed miserably.

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By *dyladddMan
44 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

"I'm an ex trainee wrestler

As in for the wwe?

No not in the wwe. But wrestling like that "

That’s cool :D I have had a few little wrestling matches around my area just for little companies and my body was in bits for about a week each time haha

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By *rowley616Man
44 weeks ago

Scarborough

I died once.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
44 weeks ago

Hull

I once secured accomodation for my survey team in a brothel on Goksu Delta because I thought it was a hotel.

I broke out of jail in Gambia.

Worked in Antarctica, decided instead of flying home I'd catch mail boat to Chile and hitchhike through south America - it took me over a year to get home.

Ended up sleeping on Howard Marks sofa for 3 weeks in Ibiza in 90s then constantly got stopped everywhere I flew for years.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I once secured accomodation for my survey team in a brothel on Goksu Delta because I thought it was a hotel.

I broke out of jail in Gambia.

Worked in Antarctica, decided instead of flying home I'd catch mail boat to Chile and hitchhike through south America - it took me over a year to get home.

Ended up sleeping on Howard Marks sofa for 3 weeks in Ibiza in 90s then constantly got stopped everywhere I flew for years. "

Wait????? Gambia of all places. Now I'm intrigued

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By *carlett 44Woman
44 weeks ago

bootle

My fun fact I lived in Germany from 2 til 14 I was an army brat

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I've got a medal from a foreign government that no longer exists!

Gbat

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By *nknownguylancsMan
44 weeks ago

Lancashire

I accidently took a dump on a windowsill

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I've got a medal from a foreign government that no longer exists!

Gbat "

Soviet Union?

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I've got a medal from a foreign government that no longer exists!

Gbat

Soviet Union?"

No, but geographically close!

Gbat

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

"I've got a medal from a foreign government that no longer exists!

Gbat

Soviet Union?

No, but geographically close!

Gbat "

Middle East somewhere? Pre-revolution Iran?

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By *estarossa.Woman
44 weeks ago

Flagrante

I nearly met the king

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By *dyladddMan
44 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

Nearly?

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By *rispyDuckMan
44 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I can’t date a vegan

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By *ripfillMan
44 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I honestly for a bet tried to cross the Sea of Galilee on a lilo setting off from Tiberius v early one morning

Finished up in hospital dehydrated - excellent holiday however

Never made it across paddled back several hrs later

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Rick Wakeman stopped his performance to ask me (in the audience) if I'd accept his swap of a sausage roll for one of my fruit pastilles.

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By *estarossa.Woman
44 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Nearly? "

Well his groom used my tack room

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

" Pre-revolution Iran?"

Blimey! Pre 1979? I'd be ancient!!

Government of the Islamic republic of Afghanistan.

Gbat

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
44 weeks ago

Launceston

I have an international cap in my sport of choice

Not fun as such - but I have a well known ancestor buried in Westminster abbey

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
44 weeks ago

North West

" Pre-revolution Iran?

Blimey! Pre 1979? I'd be ancient!!

Government of the Islamic republic of Afghanistan.

Gbat "

Haha I do apologise. You are only 21. Silly me.

How the hell did you get a medal off that govt? Wasn't that the govt before the Taliban take over?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
44 weeks ago

Coventry

i secured a toilet for Princess Anne who was visiting a facility.

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By *batMan
44 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"How the hell did you get a medal off that govt? Wasn't that the govt before the Taliban take over?"

That's them! It's a long story that I'm not sharing here!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I googled how to make a woman squirt at 36 lol

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By *nknownguylancsMan
44 weeks ago

Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I went for 7 years without trimming my hair at one point...it was about knee length then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

"I googled how to make a woman squirt at 36 lol

At 36 metres? This is why units are important in science

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By *nknownguylancsMan
44 weeks ago

Lancashire

Haha had to comment it's currently 99 replies and couldn't help thinking of the Jay z song '99 ,problems but my ***** ain't one'

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I googled how to make a woman squirt at 36 lol

At 36 metres? This is why units are important in science

Ha ha 36 feet old school imperial

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By *ullyMan
44 weeks ago

Near Clacton

I used to build erotic exotic machines and apparatus for "adult playrooms".

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I used to build erotic exotic machines and apparatus for "adult playrooms"."

What. Handy guy to know lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
44 weeks ago

Nowhere

I played guitar with famous people - often.

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By *uctifanoWoman
44 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m a published writer

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
44 weeks ago

Cardiff

"I’m in an internet meme. "

I am so curious

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By *tsJustKateWoman
44 weeks ago

London

I've fucked someone famous, but not mega famous.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Injured my hand earlier this year, when I had it x-rayed they told me good news - it was not broken.

Then they asked me when I had broken it before….cue confused look.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

My dogs once ate a wicker basket and a wooden architrave

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By *panksspankedMan
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm in an Oscar winning movie, I've been on a TV Quiz show. I've been in Buckingham Palace twice and I once met Charlie Chaplin

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I got impaled when I was 9. Now I'm nearly 29 and I still have a pocket where it went in. Very nearly lost my manhood

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
44 weeks ago

The moon

I’ve had my heart stopped on purpose and I have 3 degrees but my job isn’t connected with any of them x

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By *panksspankedMan
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I’ve had my heart stopped on purpose and I have 3 degrees but my job isn’t connected with any of them x "

When Will I See You Again?

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By *orse2017Man
44 weeks ago

Almeria

I was headbutted in the nuts by a well known actress when she tripped in a shop.

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By *octor ProdMan
44 weeks ago

working Overseas

"Keith Harris (of Orville the Duck fame) called me a cunt

Did he throw his voice as he did it?

That made me laugh.

My response to him calling me a cunt was "Can you say that as Orville", he told me to fuck off.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
44 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I once secured accomodation for my survey team in a brothel on Goksu Delta because I thought it was a hotel.

I broke out of jail in Gambia.

What was the name of the Gambian prison?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
44 weeks ago

Leeds

I once played Annika Rice’s camel toe double.

The mr

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
44 weeks ago

chichester

"I once played Annika Rice’s camel toe double.

The mr"

I need to see this.

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By *sWyldWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was a Burlesque Dancer. Did two full Edinburgh fringe runs and was named in a review.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

In 2016 opened Pandora's box releasing the whore from within, which has turned me into a real dirty lil SLUT for cock.

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By *ChubsMan
44 weeks ago

Pontypool Premier Inn 4th & 5th Feb

Played dominoes with my Grandad & Bob Geldof in his local when I was a kid

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By *rispyDuckMan
44 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I actually don’t work in a Chinese takeaway

lol

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By *orse2017Man
44 weeks ago

Almeria

I ran along Southend seafront naked (it was at 2am)

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By *aradox13Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester

Have a strange bump on the back of my head.

Got to stay in a villa in North Ibiza for free.

Got to say hello to Princess Diana when I was a kid.

And lastly I retired at 35.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
44 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"I was a Burlesque Dancer. Did two full Edinburgh fringe runs and was named in a review.

I’ve seen a few of those over the years were you in the Spiegal tent?

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By *aomilatteCouple
44 weeks ago

Midlands

We were each others first and only boyfriend and girlfriend and Married 9 months after we met.

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By *educing_EmCouple
44 weeks ago

Tipperary

Not that fun or interesting but I had fiery red hair until I got to 7/8 and then it started to darken

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By *illan-KillashMan
44 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I part choreographed some of the battle scenes in two documentary's about Japanese battlefield combat, and "acted" in both.

Acted in the loosest sense of the word.

Both on Yesterday Channel, still on YouTube somewhere.

Gave expert commentary on my specialist subject in the Daily Mail.

Interviewed by BBC news when my street was emergency evacuated.

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By *sWyldWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I was a Burlesque Dancer. Did two full Edinburgh fringe runs and was named in a review.

I’ve seen a few of those over the years were you in the Spiegal tent? "

No not that venue

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By *ldgeezermeMan
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

"As a kid I got run over by the ice cream van .now in my 50s I have 4o thousand pounds worth of metal joints "

Not hundreds and thousands worth

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I done one of the first Viagra trials, before it was even a thing for ‘that’. It was still at the heart drug trial stage. K

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
44 weeks ago

west london

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
44 weeks ago

west london

I(Ricky) was in a coma 3 years ago and experienced astral projection. Was shown photos of where I had the projection and it was exactly how I saw it and I've never been or seen that place before......

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By *ommander_StraxMan
44 weeks ago

Telford

I’ve saved several people from several different car crashes and been in the news for it…

And I honestly don’t know if I’m just always on the right place right time, or I’m a bad luck charm that makes people crash around me!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
44 weeks ago

Okehampton

I have died twice on the operating table (two separate occasions). The second time I grabbed the neurosurgeon by the throat for “bringing me back” (I apologised after)

No there was no bright light, it was just an indescribable feeling of serenity, and I was furious when I was brought back

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By *heonlycunnilinguyMan
44 weeks ago

Yeovil

I have a few.......I crashed a tank while serving in Germany, it wasn't written off but did quite a bit of damage to the other tank.

I have done security for some pop star/groups.

I can put a fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it lol

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
44 weeks ago

Sunderland

I worked for many years on construction and oil & gas ships but I cant swim.

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By *estmids71Man
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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By *irthandgirthMan
44 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I've been bitten by a penguin

Not sure what super powers you might gain from this but got my fingers crossed for ya."

I don't think it was radioactive. I don't think Edinburgh zoo has much issue with Gamma radiation.

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By *stwo2023Couple
44 weeks ago

Worcester

I'm a published poet.

Evie

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By *irthandgirthMan
44 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Not that fun or interesting but I had fiery red hair until I got to 7/8 and then it started to darken"

I was born with shoulder length blonde hair. Had my first haircut at 4 days old. I hate to think of the heartburn my mum must have had carrying me.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Mine would be that I was on a tv show and won a lot of money and the husbands would be he had a shit in the next cubicle to Steve Bruce twice and had to pass him toilet roll

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By *educing_EmCouple
44 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Not that fun or interesting but I had fiery red hair until I got to 7/8 and then it started to darken

I was born with shoulder length blonde hair. Had my first haircut at 4 days old. I hate to think of the heartburn my mum must have had carrying me."

I bet you were adorable though

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By *layfullsamMan
44 weeks ago

Solihull

I’m easily the worst fab member in terms of years on here to meet ratio

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By *irthandgirthMan
44 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Not that fun or interesting but I had fiery red hair until I got to 7/8 and then it started to darken

I was born with shoulder length blonde hair. Had my first haircut at 4 days old. I hate to think of the heartburn my mum must have had carrying me.

I bet you were adorable though

Still am

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
44 weeks ago

Cheshire

Robbie Williams after he left Take That asked if I wanted to go out for a drink. No I wasn’t crossdressed at the time, I worked with a mate of his and they were going for a drink in Stoke.

I turned him down as I was going out crossdressed later that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I have been blown up by a roadside bomb

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"As a kid I got run over by the ice cream van .now in my 50s I have 4o thousand pounds worth of metal joints "

Did you get free ice cream for life?

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By *tirlingbenMan
44 weeks ago

stirling

I've had dinner with Superman

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By *hoirCouple
44 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm the child of a pornstar, the most interesting thing about me if therefore not about me

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Have a fantastic cock

Well its been said

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Whats is that

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By *uvery30Woman
44 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

On one of ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway episodes they filmed in a location (won't say where), pranking another celebrity. The bed they were sitting on I have squirted/gushed all over it and they were sat right on the same spot. Opps (I did clean up mind)

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By *erfectlychaoticWoman
44 weeks ago

Aldershot

I broke my ankle whilst on a first Aid course.

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By *ature male OldhamMan
44 weeks ago

Royton nr Oldham

I have bobsleighed at a winter Olympics course 3 times

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I have multicoloured eyes which is called heterochromia and only effects 1% of the world's population. Ironically I'm also colourblind.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"I have multicoloured eyes which is called heterochromia and only effects 1% of the world's population. Ironically I'm also colourblind. "

You're in good company with David Bowie

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I can fit six £1 coins in my belly button

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I can fit six £1 coins in my belly button

Just curious as to how you came about finding this out??

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I have multicoloured eyes which is called heterochromia and only effects 1% of the world's population. Ironically I'm also colourblind.

You're in good company with David Bowie"

He had odd different coloured eyes caused by an accident when he was a child. I might be wrong, but I'm not sure that's heterochromia. Each of my eyes are multicoloured. Around the pupil they're brown, then around that they're grey with specks of green and blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I can fit six £1 coins in my belly button

Just curious as to how you came about finding this out??"

Trying to keep her money safe obviously

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"I have multicoloured eyes which is called heterochromia and only effects 1% of the world's population. Ironically I'm also colourblind.

You're in good company with David Bowie

Oh you're quite right... oh wow stunning eyes then

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By *hoirCouple
44 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I've been 'employed' by dungeons to straighten out unruly and disrespectful subs/pain sluts.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I can fit six £1 coins in my belly button

Just curious as to how you came about finding this out??"

Just realised I had a very deep bellybutton at a young age, my sister said I should put something in it... I used to be able to get four of the old 50ps standing upright in there. But now that you've asked the question, I feel this is actually a very odd thing to know/do... As a kid, it was just funny. As an adult, yiiiih that's pretty fuggin weird XD

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By *rucking-HellMan
44 weeks ago

Northampton

I never lost a single arm wrestle to anybody ever through the whole time I was at school.

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
44 weeks ago

North Wales

I dated someone in the 90s who dumped me to join what was to become a successful boy band

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I have 6 plates, 12 bolts, 12 screws and a massive rod in my spine, leg and skull. All titanium. The did a nice job of it

They will make nice ornaments for my family when I die, shiny bits of me they can keep

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
44 weeks ago

Folkestone

"I dated someone in the 90s who dumped me to join what was to become a successful boy band "

Goldie looking chain? Lol

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By *ondonMagicCouple
44 weeks ago

Durham

"This'll be a fun game.

Fun!

What is the Russian word for fun. I wonder

Veseloschi I believe…..

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I went to school (and was in the same year group) with Frank Lampard, Jodie Marsh and Eddie Herne.

In my teens I could suck my own.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
44 weeks ago

Hull

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By *azzle99Woman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My intro to the group sex world was via a famous Scottish dance/trance group in the late 1990’s. It was all about new emotions

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