FabSwingers.com forum: Wow... you can really Dance... Dance off anyone?

By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
45 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Mr here... so I most definitely cannot, its one thing that i definitely have not been blessed with... dancing talent or any kind of rhythm whatsoever

that's not for lack of trying, I'm usually up on the dance floor with limbs everywhere looking like I'm trying to put a chip pan fire out whilst all the time thinking i look like Patrick Swayze

So who's else is with me and has the rhythm of a crackheads heartbeat and who has the slick moves to get front and centre for a dance off?

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By *uvery30Woman
45 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Non what so ever. How ever after a few drinks, I don't care and just go with the flow and pretend noone is watching haha x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex

In my head, I’m a graceful swan.

In reality, I’m a demented duck.

I don’t care. I love dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

My body doesn’t move the way my brain is telling it too. It’s best for everyone if I don’t.

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By *ullyMan
45 weeks ago

Near Clacton

I can't sing, or dance, or play any instrument. I totally love the preforming arts, and admire the artist's immensely.

I especially admire those who totally stand out, I mean take an orchestra every one of those players are talented top musicians, but not many get the fame and fortune as those that for some reason stand above the crowd. Also some people that can play a multitude of instruments. I do believe some people are born with an innate talent, a gift if you like.

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
45 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"My body doesn’t move the way my brain is telling it too. It’s best for everyone if I don’t. "
nah sod that, give your brain the reins and go along for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Give me some choreography and I can move across the stage where ever and however you want me to.

But if you ask me to dance in the middle of a dance floor improvising on my own, you had better get out of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I rate my moves but I’d never take part in a dance off because I’d die midway through from the cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"My body doesn’t move the way my brain is telling it too. It’s best for everyone if I don’t. nah sod that, give your brain the reins and go along for the ride

My best moves come out after a few gins

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

In my head I'm awesome.

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By *uffnmuffCouple
45 weeks ago

London

I love dancing I tend to spend most of my night on the dance floor when at my favourite club x

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
45 weeks ago

Leeds

After a few drinks I think I can, I can't - but still I don't care at that point.

Mrs

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By *ink vixenCouple
45 weeks ago

Medway

We’ve had a few classes and we do love to strut our stuff.

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By *hilloutMan
45 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Never been one to pass up a dance off

I miss my Bachata / Argentine Tango days

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
45 weeks ago

North West

My dancing is probably described nowadays as "niche"

I do try.

Also, your dancing ain't that bad, OP!

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By *ookie46Woman
45 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Never been one to pass up a dance off

I miss my Bachata / Argentine Tango days

Ah Chill you were always my favourite dance off buddy

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By *ookie46Woman
45 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Mr here... so I most definitely cannot, its one thing that i definitely have not been blessed with... dancing talent or any kind of rhythm whatsoever

that's not for lack of trying, I'm usually up on the dance floor with limbs everywhere looking like I'm trying to put a chip pan fire out whilst all the time thinking i look like Patrick Swayze

So who's else is with me and has the rhythm of a crackheads heartbeat and who has the slick moves to get front and centre for a dance off?

I’ve seen your moves in Manchester many times and you ain’t that bad

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By *ingerTwistWoman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My favourite people are those on the dance floor throwing wild moves and not giving a single fuck.

I love seeing people dancing! I'm not afraid of being first on the dance floor living my best Beyonce life!

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
45 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"Mr here... so I most definitely cannot, its one thing that i definitely have not been blessed with... dancing talent or any kind of rhythm whatsoever

that's not for lack of trying, I'm usually up on the dance floor with limbs everywhere looking like I'm trying to put a chip pan fire out whilst all the time thinking i look like Patrick Swayze

So who's else is with me and has the rhythm of a crackheads heartbeat and who has the slick moves to get front and centre for a dance off?

I’ve seen your moves in Manchester many times and you ain’t that bad

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I distinctly remember that everytime you and I are together alcohol and lots of it isn't far behind, so I think your judgement may have been clouded

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By *adCherriesCouple
45 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I have the rhythm of Neyo - sic. No rhythm whatsoever but still don't stop me enjoying myself

Mrs

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
45 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"My dancing is probably described nowadays as "niche"

I do try.

Also, your dancing ain't that bad, OP! "
are you sure or was it what you thought was me dancing was really me trying to get SOMEONES drink out of my eyes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
45 weeks ago

North West

"My dancing is probably described nowadays as "niche"

I do try.

Also, your dancing ain't that bad, OP! are you sure or was it what you thought was me dancing was really me trying to get SOMEONES drink out of my eyes

I believe it was YOUR gin I sloshed into your eyeballs

And yes, your dancing was pretty good, even through the gin goggles

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By *escourtesMan
45 weeks ago

hereford

Often dance on cam, love it...

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
45 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

In all fairness, Mrs P dances very well and gets a lot of compliments

Me on the other hand

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By *amuelsquestMan
45 weeks ago

Sutton at hone

"In all fairness, Mrs P dances very well and gets a lot of compliments

Me on the other hand

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im a amazing dancer

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By *ot to giggleWoman
45 weeks ago

Coventry

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm! "

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yep and a few gins

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By *ragonbaitCouple
45 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

I definitely dance like no one's watching. Like I'm HOPING no one's watching anyway

A x

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By *hilloutMan
45 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Never been one to pass up a dance off

I miss my Bachata / Argentine Tango days

Ah Chill you were always my favourite dance off buddy

You had even more energy than me

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By *lynJMan
45 weeks ago

Morden

I don't dance - not now, not ever!

Nothing anyone says will change my mind.

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Mayfair

I enjoy dancing.

The opportunities are few and far between.

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By *cLovin2Man
45 weeks ago

Reading

I have news for all you bad dancers, you can learn to be a decent dancer. I dance Salsa and I love it. It's a great way to burn calories and you don't even realise you're doing it, dancing with a beautiful woman.

Yay do it people, join a class

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Mr is an awful dancer.. but will dad dance anyway.

Mrs loves to dance and is way better.

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By *edeWoman
45 weeks ago

the abyss

I'm never gonna not dance again....

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

Can't dance don't care after a few wines

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By *SCouple81Couple
45 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Mrs is pretty good and she loves it. Mr not so much but you can find him dancing sometimes as well.

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By *SCouple81Couple
45 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

We have been to the parties that started in a pub where people were dancing and it's an amazing ice breaker

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By *xonman53Man
45 weeks ago

Thame

Giving lots of fun footage on the security cameras at local pub disco

Can move but no John travolta..

Like being on dancefloor... Unlike when I was younger and terrified of getting up...

1 compensation for age lol

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
45 weeks ago

…

I wish I were but no I’m like you OP

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
45 weeks ago

Sunderland

In theory, and in my head, I know how to dance. But just like swimming my body refuses to believe what my brain is telling it to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Really do enjoy having a little wiggle on the dance floor

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By *amuelsquestMan
39 weeks ago

Sutton at hone

I love to dance and not being big headed but I can move

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By *rBobbMan
39 weeks ago

Birmingham

When I dance people think it is to the previous record

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Only when I am d*unk and then I am like some chubby octopus throwing my arms and legs everywhere

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

"Only when I am d*unk and then I am like some chubby octopus throwing my arms and legs everywhere

Hahaha me too !

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By *mpeyeMan
39 weeks ago

Worthing

Always dance like no one is watching & sing like nobody's listening...

I can groove a bit

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"Always dance like no one is watching & sing like nobody's listening...

I can groove a bit "

Everything he said basically!

I can get up and do karaoke with no alcohol in me but getting up and dancing is another story, I mean I can but if I want to look like I'm auditioning for strictly I need a few gins

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