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i think im a girl,,??!!

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheek, some of us don't

And welcome back, I think Mr Helpbaffled@confusedalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can still park your car.... Youll be fine....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Well bugger me....

Im a bloke!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well bugger me....

Im a bloke! "

I'd have to get to know you first

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"If you can still park your car.... Youll be fine.... "

Phew,,, a voice of reason,,

Just to be certain im off to lift the toilet seat up I always put down, ,,,,

theres no hope I'm a girl,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke "

Ya never met the ex mother-in-law....

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke "

It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke

It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,, "

Yes - but what is your Moob situation?

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke

It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,

Yes - but what is your Moob situation? "

I guess they're firm and perky,, d like them to be a bit bigger,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot"

Damn cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a look in your pants, is there a cock in there? If yes you're a bloke

It's very cold,, but yes I think it's still there,,

Yes - but what is your Moob situation?

I guess they're firm and perky,, d like them to be a bit bigger,, "

Yeah alright - rub it in why don't you!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot

Damn cheek"

I think its a joke (well I hope it is). I'd never refer to myself as a girl anyway, all woman through and through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot

Damn cheek

I think its a joke (well I hope it is). I'd never refer to myself as a girl anyway, all woman through and through "

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Panic over,,,

Doh,,, I can't be a girl,,,

my inbox isn't full,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you have problems mate !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well bugger me...."

Ok, bend over then.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Can you parallel park?

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Can you parallel park?"

Oh most certainly,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women love new technology..if its vibrators etc

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Well I'm sure you'll be relieved to hear you couldn't possibly be a girl.

You might be bi though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot"

I'm guilty of all of the above too! And dont get me started on my love of chick flicks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reasons for my thoughts,,,

I read instruction books,,

I ask for directions,,

I struggle with technology

see my posts on Skype, android devices, I can't even turn the predictive thingy off on my phone,,

Helplbaffled@confusedalot

I'm guilty of all of the above too! And dont get me started on my love of chick flicks..."

Mm Chicks !! Arrrk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can still park your car.... Youll be fine.... "

Ooohhh thats soooo not fair.....not all women are bad parking.....perhaps its because their usually male instructors tell them how far 6 inches away is......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you understand the offside rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you understand the offside rule?"

Damn !! That's me a girl then !!

Well a girl penguin then , where my egg ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Any woman can READ the offside rule!

John ... Do you hang your bag on turny thing that you twist with one hand when you're putting your lippy on when driving ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you understand the offside rule?"

In rugby yes, football no. And i would struggle to name more than 5 players...

And i failed a driving test on the parallel park...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John. When losing an argument with your partner, do you spin on your pedicured tootsies, stomp off declaring ' you don't understand me, my mother was right about you'

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"John. When losing an argument with your partner, do you spin on your pedicured tootsies, stomp off declaring ' you don't understand me, my mother was right about you' "

Ahem,, I dont spin,, Not with my bunnion,, ,!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a simple test to define one's gender:

You watch two specific films, and dependant on which one makes you blub, you'll be forever safe and secure in the knowledge that your sex is clearly defined. The two films are:

An Affair to Remember - When she is sitting down while he rants at her for not turning up at the top of the Empire State Building for their date and then he notices she's in a wheelchair cos she got hit by a taxi outside the Empire State on the day they were supposed to meet six months earlier... If that makes you cry you're a bint!

~

Saving Private Ryan - When they're storming up the beach and the soldier is carrying his wounded comrade and a shell explodes nearby and they both fall over and the soldier gets up again and finds his chum and starts dragging him up the beach only to turn around and find he's dragging half a dead corpse... if you're in tears, you're a bloke.

What could be more simple.

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