FabSwingers.com forum: Shit cake

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi Oi again fine folks

There’s often mention of cakes on here - nowt wrong with that say I

But…..are there any types of cake you DON’T like?

I’ll throw muffins forth here; I find them rather bland and often dry.

Now add cream and Jam to them and Bob’s your uncle but in their raw form…it’s a thumbs down from me.

Over to you now

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Do people still like cake on the forums?

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By *ingerTwistWoman
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Mr Kipling French fancies. Absolute garbage. Waste of calories as far as I'm concerned.

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

Red velvet

Overrated flavourless sh*t.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

Jaffa cakes. They're just dry and tasteless these days

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By *jg83Man
26 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Brownies not a fan at all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

Coffee and walnut. I like the walnut, I just hate coffee flavour.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

Muffins are bland turds.

Red Velvet is the bland turd's blander afterbirth.

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Madelaines. Dry shite

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By *ensualbicockMan
26 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Kendall mint cake

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By *ickshawedCouple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Muffins are oversized and often stodgy. Plus anything with marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Carrot cake

Who the hell wants veg in their cake?! And carrots of all the veg!!

Garbage!

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By *uri00620Woman
26 weeks ago

Croydon

Those that are bran or some other healthy nonsense masquerading as chocolate.

I really hate those guys.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
26 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Coffee cake. I’ve been known to throw coffee muffins overboard when on water

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Mr Kipling French fancies. Absolute garbage. Waste of calories as far as I'm concerned. "

I could eat an entire box of those in one sitting!! Madeira cake however can go in the bin

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By *odevilWoman
26 weeks ago

exeter

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!

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By *hortarseWoman
26 weeks ago

Norfolk

Them low cal cakes

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By *edeWoman
26 weeks ago

the abyss

When there is more icing than actual cake!

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By *heel markMan
26 weeks ago

beside the sea

Christmas cake , only cake I dont like.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Carrot Cake

Leave carrots on yer Sunday lunch

Or for Der wabbit

Wots up doc

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By *ensualbicockMan
26 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Red Velvet cake is overated

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Christmas pudding (that’s a sort of cake, right?)

It tastes like earwax.

….not as though I’d know what earwax tastes like of course….erm….

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By *oo..Woman
26 weeks ago

Boo's World

Coffee Cake

Red Velvet

Chocolate Cake

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

Eccles cakes and mince pies, yuck! Only cakey type things I don't like.

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By *ikingCymraegMan
26 weeks ago

Cardiff / Dublin

Fruit cake. Two words that should never be paired together!

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Eccles cakes and mince pies, yuck! Only cakey type things I don't like."

Mince pies! Yuk! I've got some in the cupboard for people who came over, then didn't want em. I guess I should ditch them

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Christmas pudding (that’s a sort of cake, right?)

It tastes like earwax.

….not as though I’d know what earwax tastes like of course….erm….

Earwax is a bit more like burned Red Velvet than Xmas pud.

But those bogies that are half gloopy creamy goo and half crispy crunchy tang - that's a dead ringer for Xmas pud.

Anyone fancy a snog?

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By *lue RascalMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Don’t know if egg custards count but either way they’re shite.

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By *eraphina2024Woman
26 weeks ago

wigan

Like the imitation slimming world ones they try to pass off as tasty!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Christmas pudding (that’s a sort of cake, right?)

It tastes like earwax.

….not as though I’d know what earwax tastes like of course….erm….

Earwax is a bit more like burned Red Velvet than Xmas pud.

But those bogies that are half gloopy creamy goo and half crispy crunchy tang - that's a dead ringer for Xmas pud.

Anyone fancy a snog?"

I’m suddenly feeling peckish…

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

"Eccles cakes and mince pies, yuck! Only cakey type things I don't like.

Mince pies! Yuk! I've got some in the cupboard for people who came over, then didn't want em. I guess I should ditch them

Every christmas seeing everyone scoffing mince pies, I feel so left out!

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Eccles cakes and mince pies, yuck! Only cakey type things I don't like.

Mince pies! Yuk! I've got some in the cupboard for people who came over, then didn't want em. I guess I should ditch them

Every christmas seeing everyone scoffing mince pies, I feel so left out!

I just get a lump of marzipan out. That sorts them!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Christmas cake

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By *imi_RougeWoman
26 weeks ago

Portsmouth

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, fancy saying there's cake you don't like. You all know Fab and cake go together like pineapple on pizza!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

I've had red velvet cake from a coffee shop once, which was enough to put me off forever.

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
26 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Any kind of chocolate cake

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By *sWyldWoman
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Do people still like cake on the forums?

I'd rather cake than sex at the moment

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By *AABMan
26 weeks ago

Not far

Madeira Cake. Just thinking about it will cause Mr. Stiffy to become Mr. Wobbly.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Colin the Caterpillar can piss off. Cheap nasty Swiss roll covered in cheap nasty chocolate

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
26 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

I hate coffee flavoured anything, including cake. Plus ginger cake

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By *hoirCouple
26 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Oi Oi again fine folks

There’s often mention of cakes on here - nowt wrong with that say I

But…..are there any types of cake you DON’T like?

I’ll throw muffins forth here; I find them rather bland and often dry.

Now add cream and Jam to them and Bob’s your uncle but in their raw form…it’s a thumbs down from me.

Over to you now

Chocolate cake (unless it is covered with hot custard)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Christmas pudding (that’s a sort of cake, right?)

It tastes like earwax.

….not as though I’d know what earwax tastes like of course….erm….

Earwax is a bit more like burned Red Velvet than Xmas pud.

But those bogies that are half gloopy creamy goo and half crispy crunchy tang - that's a dead ringer for Xmas pud.

Anyone fancy a snog?

I’m suddenly feeling peckish…

Lol. There are so many reasons I like you OP

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Plus anything with marzipan

Seconded!! Most vile stuff in the world, next to cinnamon!

LittlemissmisstressK - I'm with you!! I can't do it anymore, but I have eaten an entire box of Fondant/French Fancies in one sitting in my previous life!

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

Carrot cake. Keep your vegetables away from my sweet stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Meh keep your cake.

I'd love to have a tub of Gino Ginelle mint choc ice cream

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Meh keep your cake.

I'd love to have a tub of Gino Ginelle mint choc ice cream"

I miss Gino Ginelle!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Shit cake is a negative person's construct

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Shit cake is a negative person's construct"

That's funny

Flimsy and unpersuasive, but smart and funny

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By *reat me rightWoman
26 weeks ago

Rotherham

Lemon cake

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Battenberg

Just the smell makes me want to vomit

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

"Carrot cake. Keep your vegetables away from my sweet stuff!"

Another healthy option!

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By *rcoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Upside down cake.

Pinapple goes on pizza not cake.

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By *agneto.Man
26 weeks ago

Bham

Chocolate cake. Coffee cake. They're on my block list.

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By *ingerTwistWoman
26 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Mr Kipling French fancies. Absolute garbage. Waste of calories as far as I'm concerned.

I could eat an entire box of those in one sitting!! Madeira cake however can go in the bin "

You can have my Kiplings, I'll have your maderia cake, I quite like it!

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By *eardedbloke300Man
26 weeks ago

cardiff

When my son was a small child a family member babysat for a night.

They feed him nothing but carot cake and cola, 30 minutes after they left he vomitted EVERWHERE

Now just the smell of carot cake turns my stomach.

That and the cakes from costco. The icing is way too thick

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames

Krispy Kreme donuts.

Donuts can be nice, particularly when fresh, but these things are stodgy shite and disgustingly sweet

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames

Shit cake? Is that anything like arse biscuits?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Mr Kipling French fancies. Absolute garbage. Waste of calories as far as I'm concerned.

I could eat an entire box of those in one sitting!! Madeira cake however can go in the bin

You can have my Kiplings, I'll have your maderia cake, I quite like it!

Fair swap

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
26 weeks ago

Banana bread if it's a cake it's horrid.

Victoria sponge.

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By *onameyet2Man
26 weeks ago

chorley

"Carrot cake

Who the hell wants veg in their cake?! And carrots of all the veg!!

Garbage! "

You haven’t had a good one obviously

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By *onameyet2Man
26 weeks ago

chorley

"Christmas pudding (that’s a sort of cake, right?)

It tastes like earwax.

….not as though I’d know what earwax tastes like of course….erm….

I hate ear wax, tastes like Christmas pudding

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By *onameyet2Man
26 weeks ago

chorley

"I've had red velvet cake from a coffee shop once, which was enough to put me off forever.

Many people seem to dislike this red velvet cake, no surprise really as anything made with haberdashery off cut’s doesn’t sound pleasant at all

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By *onameyet2Man
26 weeks ago

chorley

"Jaffa!

Not a cake

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Carrot cake

Mrs

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By *agneto.Man
26 weeks ago

Bham

"Jaffa!

Not a cake"

Is a cake.

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By *ilva69Man
26 weeks ago

stockport

Love cake by the ocean

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By *illynillyCouple
26 weeks ago

Wiltshire

The only cake we eat is one that I ve made...that could be banana and hazelnut or devil's food cake... but generally the only time we eat it. Unless on a beasty exercise something we d rarely order it if out, would literally never buy super market cakes....

Savoury is definitely our thing

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By *agneto.Man
26 weeks ago

Bham

"Love cake by the ocean

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Tastes a bit fishy.

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames

Shit cake sounds vile.

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By *olf and RedCouple
26 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Any cake with apple in. Apples on their own are all good, but not in a cake.

Red

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Horsham

Lemon drizzle cake

Coffee flavoured cakes

Carrot cake

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By *immyinreadingMan
26 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Lemon drizzle cake

Coffee flavoured cakes

Carrot cake"

I was never a fan of lemon drizzle cake until I had a really good one. Sensational.

But a lot of it is crap

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Oi Oi again fine folks

There’s often mention of cakes on here - nowt wrong with that say I

But…..are there any types of cake you DON’T like?

I’ll throw muffins forth here; I find them rather bland and often dry.

Now add cream and Jam to them and Bob’s your uncle but in their raw form…it’s a thumbs down from me.

Over to you now

My muffins are not dry

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Carrot cake

Chocolate cake

Jam sponge

All dry as

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Chocolate cake, too rich for me and Christmas cake.

Happy with a scone.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Coconut cake dry as fuck

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