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Somewhere In The Ether…

Shit-fuck-bollocks and ey up again good folks

Cupid ‘ere once more and I’m pairing you all up for some quality fucky fucky.

You know how I work by now, right?

A correlation of shared interests/traits equates to good relations….especially of the carnal variety. It’s scientifically indisputable (maybe).

My wholly unsubstantiated hypothesis today is that the more foul mouthed a person is, the less inhibited they are in the bedroom.

I have absolutely sod all empirical evidence to back up this rather magnificent claim unfortunately but oh well…it sounds good…….right?

Anyway, so without further ado, simply answer the following two questions:

1. What is your favourite swear word?

2. What is your favourite sexual position?

Now, simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers.

What’s that you say? You see an exact match to yours?

Eeeee by buggering gum! - You’re a match!

You know what to do now - it’s time to perform the beast with two backs/bump uglies/knock boots/engage in the unmentionable act with said person.

Don’t forget to list your match here so we can all have a vicarious wank.

Good luck my fine folks and may the fucky force be with you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
33 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

1.. Cuntflaps

2.. Doggy

The End

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By *irtydevil666Man
33 weeks ago

bristol

Fuck

The Wheel Barrow

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fuck missionary

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By *parkle1974Woman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Bastard

Cowgirl

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
33 weeks ago

Debauchery

Fuck/fuckface

One leg over shoulder/scissor

Cherry x

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
33 weeks ago

London

God! (an insult to the intelligence)

Missionary whilst kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fuck

Missionary

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Is dickhead a swearword?

And solo.

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By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

NOT IN THE UK Wherever I lay my hat

You have already called mine... When I'm totally raging only Shittyfuckbollocks will do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Shit cowgirl.

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Shite.

and

Cowgirl.

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By *etal and KinkMan
33 weeks ago

Malice

Cunting

On my back, hands tied, her on top, prostrate massager in, her fist in my mouth.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

Thundercunt

Spoons

That’s actually a really good username

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By *ife NinjaMan
33 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Wankstain

Spoons

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By *ixie888Woman
33 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

Dick swab

Squatting on a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fucking - works best if it’s added in front of any swear words

Missionary

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By *eladonfrivolousWoman
33 weeks ago

NO bullshit town

"Shit cowgirl.

Would make a grateful username

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By *eladonfrivolousWoman
33 weeks ago

NO bullshit town

"Shit cowgirl.

Would make a grateful username

great!*

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ye Dirtyfucking cunt ye

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
33 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Shit cowgirl.

Would make a grateful username

great!*"

I’m thinking many of these would make for fantastic usernames

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands

Bollocks

Cowgirl

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Shit cowgirl.

Would make a grateful username

great!*"

Fairly accurate too!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
33 weeks ago

Glasgow / Surrey

I like fuck. It’s just so fucking versatile.

And yeah, missionary. Because eye contact is hot.

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By *auls21Man
33 weeks ago

Derry

1. Fuckity Fuck fuck

2. Cowgirl

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

A good ol' fucking can't be beaten.

Me on top

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
33 weeks ago

Yorkshire

1) fucking bellend

2) missionary with my legs over your shoulders and your hand gripping gently around my throat

S xxx

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

1)Cuntycuntyfuckcuntshitballsarseslutitwhorefuckycuntycuntoffyouwankerfuckcunt.

2) Pinned missionary, massive eye contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Cunt or fuck

Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
33 weeks ago

Next Door

Fuck.

From behind, pillows under hips, arms pinned above my head, shoulder blades being bitten.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
33 weeks ago

Glasgow / Surrey

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders"

You old romantic, you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Shit

Missionary

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

You old romantic, you.

I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Bollocks doggy style

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fuck

Bell end

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

You old romantic, you.

I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too

Swoon.

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By *educing_EmCouple
33 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Cunt or fuck

Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders"

This minus the spitting

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

You old romantic, you.

I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too

For me, especially if this involves pinning her wrists ridiculously firmly to the bed with my grip, my thighs and knees wrapped around her, restricting her even more, slow, deep anal...building up speed and force, with kissing, nibbling, and very firm bites around neck, back, shoulders.

Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.

Then coffee.

Oh - and maybe coffee too x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

You old romantic, you.

I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too

Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.

Then coffee.

Oh - and maybe coffee too x"

Fuck i think i just O'd

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

You old romantic, you.

I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too

Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.

Then coffee.

Oh - and maybe coffee too x

Fuck i think i just O'd

Yeah - it was the coffee x

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

[Removed by poster at 03/04/24 20:51:47]

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Bollocks doggy style

Doesn't that become "slappy slippy bollocks doggy style" then K?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Fucking knob end

Missionary

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By *sWyldWoman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fuck.. Sometimes it's the only word that will do.

Missionary, deep, slow, with lots of kissing, fingers and bodies entwined and eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Cunt or fuck

Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders"

Fuck!!!

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

Cunt. Incredibly satisfying to say, delicious to hear, effective. Long live cunts.

Sexual position? I don't have one. It changes frequently.

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"You insolent little pipsqueak!"

Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Cunt or fuck

Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

Fuck!!!

too much

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

""You insolent little pipsqueak!"

Will that do?"

I've not heard the word pipsqueak in years!

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By *lynJMan
33 weeks ago

Morden

Bollocks

Cowgirl.

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

""You insolent little pipsqueak!""
very good

"Will that do?"
is that the position?

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By *lynJMan
33 weeks ago

Morden

"Bollocks

Cowgirl"

I should be so lucky.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

Fuck

Spoons

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Fuck

Spoons"

It’s a hell of a long walk to their loos.

Down four flights of stairs along the next building, up two more and down another six.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Fuck

Spoons"

Cheap pints though

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

"Fuck

Spoons

It’s a hell of a long walk to their loos.

Down four flights of stairs along the next building, up two more and down another six."

, I thought that as I wrote it

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

"Fuck

Spoons

Cheap pints though

Spoons date?

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Fuck

Spoons

It’s a hell of a long walk to their loos.

Down four flights of stairs along the next building, up two more and down another six.

, I thought that as I wrote it

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Fuck

Spoons

Cheap pints though

Spoons date?

First round is on me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

1) By jove, old chap!

2) The one with two guys

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

fucking /fuck fuck

me on top

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By *hinypants77Man
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Beef curtains

Doggy

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

"Fuck

Spoons

Cheap pints though

Spoons date?

First round is on me

A true gent

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Bastard

Cowgirl

Let's be avin ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Cunt or fuck

Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders

Fuck!!!

too much

I just noticed I matched with one of those.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Fuckity

Fuck

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Cockwomble

Doggy

Mrs x

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By *orkieBar1000Man
33 weeks ago

York

Bell end

Her on top

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Cockwomble

Doggy

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By *parkle1974Woman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

"Bastard

Cowgirl

Let's be avin ya."

Haha they were mine

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By *olarbear73Man
33 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fuck

Deep Stick

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
33 weeks ago

La La Land

1) Cunt

2) Too many to choose from!

scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"1) Cunt

2) Too many to choose from!

scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3

You've invented a new game

Cunt-Scissors-Moan

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By *ileyandOhCouple
33 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Cunt

Doggy x

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
33 weeks ago

La La Land

"1) Cunt

2) Too many to choose from!

scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3

You've invented a new game

Cunt-Scissors-Moan

Now I just need a willing participant to play with

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"1) Cunt

2) Too many to choose from!

scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3

You've invented a new game

Cunt-Scissors-Moan

Now I just need a willing participant to play with

Yeah...could be difficult, now you've written those precise words down on a sex site full of horny seekers....x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Cupid stunt

spoons on our sides

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