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By *ild_oats OP Man
26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

I've got titanium spinal implants. Never had any trouble at airports.

I was one of the first people in this country to have this type of implant and to say I'm grateful would be a huge understatement.

It's impossible but I sometimes think the implants get very cold or hot depending on the weather

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By *ora the explorerWoman
26 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m 53 and have never had general anaesthetic. Pretty lucky, especially considering the clumsiness

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I’m 53 and have never had general anaesthetic. Pretty lucky, especially considering the clumsiness

Keep it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Had my gallbladder removed because I was a fat bastard pretty much.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Had my gallbladder removed because I was a fat bastard pretty much. "

you just made us both laugh

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By *heel markMan
26 weeks ago

beside the sea

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride…. "

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?"

I was looking forward to dramatically declaring medical reasons for settling the detector off and requesting a handsome security guard to interview me. But no!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Been fairly lucky really, only been put under twice, once to reattach a digit and put some temporary supports in and once for another bit of minor surgery in the goolie department

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By *ild_oats OP Man
26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?"

Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm only here because "Hey babe. I've got a titanium femur and I'm not afraid to use it" is now living rent-free in my head

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

Currently nursing two deep stitches on my left wrist. Two skin biopsies for clinical research and medical journal publishing...

... Dermatologists are fascinated on why I'm growing excessive hair under my Google Pixel Watch (and other fitness trackers over the years). The light sensors under the watch clearly have something to do with it.

But because of my existential Alopecia I'm not growing hair anywhere else.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?

Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…"

The same happens to one if our kids. Every single time they travel. Eventually they asked what the problem was and were told there was a marker beside their name due to their profession. Maybe the same applies to you

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By *ugby 123Couple
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26 weeks ago

O o O oo

"I've got titanium spinal implants. Never had any trouble at airports.

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I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I've got titanium spinal implants. Never had any trouble at airports.

I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

That'll be the tracker installed by Bill Gates

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By *heel markMan
26 weeks ago

beside the sea

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?

Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…"

It won't be your leg , unless your implant isnt pure titanium and is an allowed with iron in it . Titanium is non metalic so doesn't set of an airport detector or any metal detector. You must have one of them faces that says ,search me please

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By *ugby 123Couple
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26 weeks ago

O o O oo

"I've got titanium spinal implants. Never had any trouble at airports.

I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

That'll be the tracker installed by Bill Gates

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

Do you wear underwired bras ?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
26 weeks ago

Pontypool

I had an emergency C-section, so have a small scar on my abdomen. It was the safest way to deliver, so I'm happy it's there.

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

Do you wear underwired bras ?"

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She does, that vixen, but it's Platinum ($$$).

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By *illan-KillashMan
26 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride…. "

No implants......

5 operations on my spine.

Gall bladder removed.

Twisted necrotic omentum.

Various broken bones, knuckle, ribs, skull.

Stitches from three stab wounds and a bullet hole.

Answers to the name of Lucky.......

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By *ugby 123Couple
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26 weeks ago

O o O oo

"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

Do you wear underwired bras ?"

I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.

the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing

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By *att71Man
26 weeks ago

Bristol

Heart , once and never ever agian (I hope, fingers and everythig else crossed)

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By *heel markMan
26 weeks ago

beside the sea

"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

Do you wear underwired bras ?

I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.

the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing

Have you ever had an operation? Its been know that medical instruments have been left inside after an op . Or you could have been abducted by aliens and now have an alien impiant

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By *ugby 123Couple
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26 weeks ago

O o O oo

"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.

Do you wear underwired bras ?

I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.

the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing

Have you ever had an operation? Its been know that medical instruments have been left inside after an op . Or you could have been abducted by aliens and now have an alien impiant

Nope lol I think it must be the alien option then

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

I have had an emergency Caesarean, two heart operations and in February a full hysterectomy. Grateful thanks to our amazing NHS.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Too often.

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By *alcon77Man
26 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Loads

At anyone time over the last 5 years I've had 2 operations coming up.

I'm like half human half robot now..

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By *rcoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Mr has a few titanium pins in his leg and a collection of reasonably extensive scars and graft donor sites skin/vein/muscle.

He will only ever have a 5 pack now

"Had my gallbladder removed because I was a fat bastard pretty much. "

And thet too, tho keyhole, so only 3 small scars there.

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By *alcon77Man
26 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

"I’m 53 and have never had general anaesthetic. Pretty lucky, especially considering the clumsiness

I was somewhat afraid before I went to sleep the first time. Now I actually kind of like it.

I must of had local anaesthetic about 80 times or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Had my HEART ?? BROKEN

and so so close to ending it all .

I turned my life round much better .help out doing Voluntary work in a hospice.

It worked for me

NEVER EVER GAVE UP

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

Brain infection

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By *irtydevil666Man
26 weeks ago

bristol

Hip resurfacing and groin tear repaired in one under the surgeons knife

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By *ewcatWoman
26 weeks ago

Berkshire

I’ve never had operations on my eyes, ears or elbows. Internal organs wise brain, heart and womb have all been sliced and diced but the rest are untouched.

Every other part of me has been operated on at least once, some several times. I’ve had three ops in the last twelve months.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
26 weeks ago

your head

Never had any kind of surgery and the only bone I've ever broken is my little toe.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

My mum is 84 and has never had surgery or broken a bone

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By *ild_oats OP Man
26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why

I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.

… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….

I wear my scars with pride….

I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?

Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…

It would appear that my implant is not pure titanium but a composite of stainless steel as well.

There I was thinking that I was more valuable.

Hence the airport security fun …. Unless it really is my face.

I can now look forward to a lifetime of being patted down…

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By *ools and the brainCouple
26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

More time's than I would like a few times as a baby thankfully unaware other than the huge scar on my neck, various others including shoulder reconstruction.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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I think the only surgery I've ever had was a laparoscopic appendectomy.... Getting rid of the air was the worst thing

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

just a knee replacement last year after suffering pain for many years, best thing ever.. very successful procedure

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By *ourisfunCouple
26 weeks ago

Central

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
26 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Leg ulcer debridement following a trauma to the leg, had a 15cm by 10cm portion of the front of my right lower leg removed to the bone. Have the scar and dent in my leg as a permanent reminder

Tinder

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