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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a scale of 1-10 how d*unk were you last night?

Also on a scale of 1-10 how much do you regret your actions from last night?

10 and 10!!!! Face timing an ex fb telling her your coming round when she has all her friends there oh and hurling abuse at her cat as it once tried to have my hand off......... Ohhhhhhhhh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given I drove last night, Nil points for both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was stone cold sober, however if id gone to the party i was invited too id have been pole dancing, wearing very high shoes, would have passed out and had a cock drawn on my face... the girls from work know how to party lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sober.. i dont drink

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I fell asleep on the sofa so rock and roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sober as a judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober as a judge

Only the six vodka redbulls then....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just me who made a complete twat of my self then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9/10 vodka head this morning

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

We were both on tea and ... The hard stuff so on that scale it would be 0 and 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just me who made a complete twat of my self then

Nope.... And I wasn't drinkin.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could be worse I could have found texts declaring how much I like this ex fb .... Ohhh wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just me who made a complete twat of my self then

Nope.... And I wasn't drinkin.....

Spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had a glass of wine with my steak dinner, so sober and had a good time watching 13 Assassins on DVD (very good film btw).

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1 & 1

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

0 and 0

Many years ago a friend of mine and I. Used to always meet up on a Tuesday night, we would start the evening by calling our exs at the time all the names under the sun, by the end of the night we would be on the phone asking them to come over lol

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I fell asleep on the sofa so rock and roll...

Me too, pity it was a different sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where are all the 10 and 10s I need to feel better a out making a fool of my self!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

0 & 0

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sorry to disappoint 0 / 0

Not done a 10/10 since my 17th bday when my parents came home to find an ambulance, my bf's parents and most of the neighbourhood waiting for them on the drive! Oh and their daughter in the ambulance...oh dear!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"0 & 0

It's a scale of 1-10 dear

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I fell asleep on the sofa so rock and roll...

Me too, pity it was a different sofa

Yours is prob more comfortable than mine..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"0 & 0

It's a scale of 1-10 dear

so it is. 1 & 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh my mates have now started phoning me! The plot thickens and the embarrassing stories get worse!

Why oh why do I have to be the giddy excitable d*unk why can't I be the sit in the corner observational d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just me who made a complete twat of my self then

Nope.... And I wasn't drinkin.....

Spill the beans"

I dont need alcohol to make a twat of meself...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just me who made a complete twat of my self then

Nope.... And I wasn't drinkin.....

Spill the beans

I dont need alcohol to make a twat of meself...

I don't either, I do a pretty good job of it when I'm sober but when d*unk it's soooooo much worse

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I fell asleep on the sofa so rock and roll...

Me too, pity it was a different sofa

Yours is prob more comfortable than mine..

It's a few years old and very bumpy and the sofa too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9/10 vodka head this morning

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

9 totally shit faced

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1 & 1 but i'm lying about the second 1.

I'm TRYING not to regret. I'm telling myself regret is negative.

1 & 8 would be nearer the mark.

I'm stating 1 & 1 again.

Yes Chris that's my final answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so now I'm off the scale for embarrassment, turns out I was face timing an ex fb while all her friends were there. I was dancing on face time telling them I had the moves like jagger. If anyone has a gun could you please put me out if my misery

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

It seems the North East is truly full of piss cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"0 and 0

Brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate teatotal here so its

1 and 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 out of 10. 6 stellas and watched the hunger games, big let down. I did manage 2 ciggarette burns in the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk. "

Tell him to prove his love by getting the beers in

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk. "

He "loved you" whilst you were d*unk and you don't remember?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I drank nothing and was home alone so 1&1 for me. X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk. "

Is your arse sore??

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

1 over the eight....

Just a fraction d*unk !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk.

Is your arse sore??

I have nothing to worry about with this one, if it was another one of my mates I'd be pretty damn worried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh my mates have now started phoning me! The plot thickens and the embarrassing stories get worse!

Why oh why do I have to be the giddy excitable d*unk why can't I be the sit in the corner observational d*unk"

Lol thats what im like when ive had a few, loose tounge.

But not last night stone cold sober lol.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk.

Is your arse sore??

I have nothing to worry about with this one, if it was another one of my mates I'd be pretty damn worried! "

Hahahha!! Good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a more positive note I did get a text from a friend telling me he loved me when I'm d*unk. "

See somrthing positive came from it. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update! It now turns out I was growling at the ex fb over FaceTime while her friends were there. Someone come and finish me before I hear any more!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Update! It now turns out I was growling at the ex fb over FaceTime while her friends were there. Someone come and finish me before I hear any more! "

I'd recommend switching your phone off till tmrw and hope they've forgotten about it by then!! (Which they won't of I bet but you can live in hope) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-1 I don't drink but the mrs makes up for it

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"Update! It now turns out I was growling at the ex fb over FaceTime while her friends were there. Someone come and finish me before I hear any more! "

Growling????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update! It now turns out I was growling at the ex fb over FaceTime while her friends were there. Someone come and finish me before I hear any more!

Growling????"

Yeah that's what I thought when I heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update! It now turns out I was growling at the ex fb over FaceTime while her friends were there. Someone come and finish me before I hear any more!

I'd recommend switching your phone off till tmrw and hope they've forgotten about it by then!! (Which they won't of I bet but you can live in hope) x"

I think I may turn my phone off before I go out! Prevention is better than the cure!

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

So dancing, growling and sending "blue bollocks" texts.

I love you when you are d*unk too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 and 3.

2 bottles as we were at a club and I won't drink more if crystal is driving. Only regret is that we didn't play earlier!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A 9 for Vinny

A 4 for Carol

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