FabSwingers.com forum: I've just cum

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Naughty pussy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ginger pussies are feisty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

Let them go home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

"
feed it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Don’t talk to it. Ginger cats are notorious for moving in at the slightest hint of conversation!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Don’t talk to it. Ginger cats are notorious for moving in at the slightest hint of conversation!"

I've already started chatting! It's rubbing it's head on loads of things, that's bad right?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Kick it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

"Don’t talk to it. Ginger cats are notorious for moving in at the slightest hint of conversation!

I've already started chatting! It's rubbing it's head on loads of things, that's bad right?"

Yep! It’s moved in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Kick it

Mr "

no, he seems nice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Don’t talk to it. Ginger cats are notorious for moving in at the slightest hint of conversation!

I've already started chatting! It's rubbing it's head on loads of things, that's bad right?

Yep! It’s moved in!

Aww crap!!! Do cats eat bread? That's all I have right now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Kick it

no, he seems nice."

First mistake, he'll have his claws in to you before you know it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Kick it

no, he seems nice.

First mistake, he'll have his claws in to you before you know it

Mr "

Or bum shoved in face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Kick it

no, he seems nice.

First mistake, he'll have his claws in to you before you know it

Or bum shoved in face "

Yeah he's done that and he's now napping on a chair. Wee guy has totally done me here!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Gingers for justice !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mber SkiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Cwmderi

Feed him & let him have a little snooze

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lynJMan
33 weeks ago

Morden

"Don’t talk to it. Ginger cats are notorious for moving in at the slightest hint of conversation!

I've already started chatting! It's rubbing it's head on loads of things, that's bad right?

Yep! It’s moved in!

And it now owns everything it rubbed its head on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Make her your bitch and then take her back to mommy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Make her your bitch and then take her back to mommy

I think it's a he, we're just gonna be bros

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

"Kick it

no, he seems nice.

First mistake, he'll have his claws in to you before you know it

Or bum shoved in face

Yeah he's done that and he's now napping on a chair. Wee guy has totally done me here!"

Arw he's marked his territory (assuming it's a boy) by rubbing his face all over then had a little nap.

Time to invest in some cat food.

Mrs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

It’s his house now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm afraid you're now fully owned.

Also, few things in life will make you happier.

No one knows how or why these things are true.

Just go with it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Don't worry it'll go out and off to one of it's other six or seven safe houses......

Unloyal bastards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustaguy49Man
33 weeks ago

kingston

Just put some water down for it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"Just put some water down for it."

I did, he turned away at that.

Looks like I have a cat now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
33 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Can you not take it to a vet and see if it's chipped no ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

NOT IN THE UK Wherever I lay my hat

I've just buried a ginger cat. Maybe it's been reincarnated

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Just put some water down for it.

I did, he turned away at that.

Looks like I have a cat now."

He clearly expects top of the range formulated cat milk in place of tap water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eard and TattsCouple
33 weeks ago

Cwmbran

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Ask it if it wants to be in a two man production of the hit stage musical "cats"

But for actual cats

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Can you not take it to a vet and see if it's chipped no ??"

Lol. I'm sure the OP can, and probably will.

But I'm also getting the vibe of "It's me and you from now on bro'", and is remarkably content with this state of affairs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

You lucky bugger!! I'd love to be adopted by a kitty!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Ask it if it wants to be in a two man production of the hit stage musical "cats"

But for actual cats "

I’d pay to see that!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eard and TattsCouple
33 weeks ago

Cwmbran

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Ask it if it wants to be in a two man production of the hit stage musical "cats"

But for actual cats

I’d pay to see that!"

Just need some cat actors like cat Damon or brad kitt

(you're welcome)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Ask it if it wants to be in a two man production of the hit stage musical "cats"

But for actual cats

I’d pay to see that!

Just need some cat actors like cat Damon or brad kitt

(you're welcome)

Bravo!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

"Home and a little ginger cat followed me in the door.

What should I do?

Roast potatoes and a bit of veg. No gravy through I find it spoils the meat. How clean was it because that will also depend on taste, you don’t want to be eating strays if they’ve been surviving on McDonald’s.

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"You lucky bugger!! I'd love to be adopted by a kitty!"

Would you get a matching,little kitty version of your black mask for an adopted one to wear?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hyme2020Woman
33 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland

Obsessed with pussys!!!

Something smells a bit fishy about this story

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrone69xMan
33 weeks ago

carnforth

Sounds like trouble knowing Garfield

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

He left.

But I'm back from the shop with Dreamies, ready for me and my bro to hang some other time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"He left.

But I'm back from the shop with Dreamies, ready for me and my bro to hang some other time."

Maybe he is going to get some friends and you will have a loads of cats on your hands, like a lesbian (old stereotype)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
33 weeks ago

"He left.

But I'm back from the shop with Dreamies, ready for me and my bro to hang some other time.

Maybe he is going to get some friends and you will have a loads of cats on your hands, like a lesbian (old stereotype)"

I'll just tape them together to make a super cat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"He left.

But I'm back from the shop with Dreamies, ready for me and my bro to hang some other time.

Maybe he is going to get some friends and you will have a loads of cats on your hands, like a lesbian (old stereotype)

I'll just tape them together to make a super cat"

Sorry for your loss OP.

Cats are independent bastards (that's why they're so fucking awesome

And Ginger Toms are even more independent bastards (which is why they're even more awesome...).

You'll probably get a "mate visit" every so often, but if you do find yourself on the street at midnight shaking the Dreamies in forlorn hope of finding the magic again....that's the time for counselling.

Odd though isn't it - a brief afternoon of a random event can touch so deeply.

Cats - magickal little selfish cunts.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread