FabSwingers.com forum: Do Avocados taste like cum?

By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Mrs Bang Bang just announced avocado tastes like cum. Is she crazy? I have no comparison to judge it by.

And before anyone asks, no I didn't fuck avocado

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By *ensuallover1000Man
33 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to mix avocado with cream cheese and spread it on bread with salad cream.

Hmmm….should I just save myself some money and shoot my load over it instead?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I don't think so. Maybe yours does though.

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

"I don't think so. Maybe yours does though.

So you're saying I have magic avocado cum

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By *ris GrayMan
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

No they dont have you never eaten mexican food i mean its amazing guacamole sour cream and salsa

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By *hoirCouple
33 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

As long as it doesn't the texture of avocado then surely it's okay?

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By *ellinever70Woman
33 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I can confirm avocado tastes like avocado

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

If a man ate considerable volumes of it, then it would probably influence the taste

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By *andm2006Man
33 weeks ago

Warwick

Not if you season them properly

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

There's only one way for you to find out

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By *allandathleticMan
33 weeks ago

Asgard

I can confirm my cum doesn't taste like an avocado...

Wait...

Not that I'd know

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By *ore_Please81Woman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Don’t thinks so, I’m allergic to avocados

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Nah. I don’t like the taste of avocado.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

Ummmm. No. It doesn't taste like avocado. It tastes like slightly salty goo.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

are no way cum..cum is not waxy.Cum is a glue full of sperms.. some is salty others is putrid

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By *hebfg2020Man
33 weeks ago

Doncaster

Can confirm mine doesn’t

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

On the whole, cum normally tastes like snot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

"On the whole, cum normally tastes like snot.

It has much the same composition, to be fair! Minus the flecks of dust and pollution.

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

You're a late Millennial, it's possible.

You might never taste the sweet joy of owning your own home but at least your spunk tastes like avocado.

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By *andm2006Man
33 weeks ago

Warwick

"You're a late Millennial, it's possible.

You might never taste the sweet joy of owning your own home but at least your spunk tastes like avocado."

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

"You're a late Millennial, it's possible.

You might never taste the sweet joy of owning your own home but at least your spunk tastes like avocado."

Every cloud I suppose

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By *ueerIntentionsCouple (MM)
33 weeks ago

Runcorn

"Ummmm. No. It doesn't taste like avocado. It tastes like slightly salty goo. "

Slightly salty goo? I'm confused, are you describing cum, avocado, or both?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

"Ummmm. No. It doesn't taste like avocado. It tastes like slightly salty goo.

Slightly salty goo? I'm confused, are you describing cum, avocado, or both?"

Cum.

Avocado tastes like nothing else I can compare it to

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Is your cum green like avocado, if so I'd worry

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Mrs Bang Bang just announced avocado tastes like cum. Is she crazy? I have no comparison to judge it by.

And before anyone asks, no I didn't fuck avocado

Mr"

I know exactly what she means... Mangos too - sometimes the smell is

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Mrs Bang Bang just announced avocado tastes like cum. Is she crazy? I have no comparison to judge it by.

And before anyone asks, no I didn't fuck avocado

I know exactly what she means... Mangos too - sometimes the smell is

Oh the mango thing! I know what you mean with that one. It's weird how sometimes they can smell delicious and tropical, and sometimes they smell cummy.

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Mango and avacado salad is becoming very unappealing all of a sudden

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Flour and water always smells like cum to me !

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

**smells mangos in asda **

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By *allySlinkyWoman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

The only thing I find tastes vaguely like cum is the watery liquid from a coconut.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
33 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Personally I detest the taste of avocado, and can categorically confirm that I've never tasted anything else like it.

That's not to say I like the taste of all cum, but simply that I don't think avocado tastes like cum - in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Compare the two OP and report back with your findings.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Mrs Bang Bang just announced avocado tastes like cum. Is she crazy? I have no comparison to judge it by.

And before anyone asks, no I didn't fuck avocado

I know exactly what she means... Mangos too - sometimes the smell is

Oh the mango thing! I know what you mean with that one. It's weird how sometimes they can smell delicious and tropical, and sometimes they smell cummy.

Yeah totally... I have to hold my nose whilst i eat it

Mango, not cum....

... Although i do have to swallow cum without thinking too much about it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

I don't know. Maybe there's a reason why I dislike both cum AND avocados....

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"I don't know. Maybe there's a reason why I dislike both cum AND avocados...."

How do you feel about mangoes and sausages??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wirral.

"I don't know. Maybe there's a reason why I dislike both cum AND avocados....

How do you feel about mangoes and sausages?? "

Well you know I love a good sausage, Mids

Coudnt tell you the last time I had mango. I think I need to check one out x

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By *ulie RobertsTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Southampton

I don’t think so, I hate avocados

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

I feel a blind taste test coming on, both in toast...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Mrs Bang Bang just announced avocado tastes like cum. Is she crazy? I have no comparison to judge it by.

And before anyone asks, no I didn't fuck avocado

Mr"

Don't know never ate an avocado ??

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No.

I like avocado.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

No.

Op just taste your cum then you'll know.

Mrs

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