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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

Roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

Share your dad/mum jokes and maybe brighten someone’s day

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By *r_reusMan
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'"

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By *rcoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Mid Glam

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passngers on his bus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandad.

Not screaming like the passngers on his bus."

class

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Guys goes to doctors and says……

Doctor doctor I keep thinking a Cowboy

Doctor says. How long you been feeling like this

Guys ………….. oh about yeeehaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"Guys goes to doctors and says……

Doctor doctor I keep thinking a Cowboy

Doctor says. How long you been feeling like this

Guys ………….. oh about yeeehaaaaa "

Oh my

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Two boys are chatting in the playground, one proudly showing off his new Spiderman watch.

'Wow, how did you get that?' asks the other boy

'I caught my mum and dad wrestling naked, dad was very angry and smacked me, but felt bad about it afterward so got me this watch to say sorry!'

After school, the other boy hatches a plan to get a watch himself, so waits until evening, then walks in on his parents 'naked wrestling'

Upon seeing him standing in the bedroom doorway, the dad shouts 'What are you doing?!'

And the boy shouts back 'I wanna watch!'

To which the dad sighs 'Oh well I suppose they have to learn eventually. Grab a chair'"
lol a man after my own heart

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By *uriousscouserWoman
38 weeks ago

Wirral

What do we want?

Low flying planes

When do we want them?

Neeeeooooowwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago


"What do we want?

Low flying planes

When do we want them?

Neeeeooooowwwwwwww"

Brilliant

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
38 weeks ago

East Sussex

A man goes to the doctor with a lettuce sticking out if his bottom.

Doctor takes a look.

"Sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Whoever stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy now

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