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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over

I bought a sack of carrots from nearby farm the other day as they were dead cheap thinking they will last for ages and good gor carrot cakes etc . Sadly so many have already gone rather floppy. I read you can revive them by dropping them in ice water for 5 to 10 mins. Any thoughts on the best way to get them from floppy to stiff please?

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By *oo..Woman
33 weeks ago

Boo's World

I tend to store them in the fridge now and never had a floppy carrot yet

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
33 weeks ago

District 13


"I bought a sack of carrots from nearby farm the other day as they were dead cheap thinking they will last for ages and good gor carrot cakes etc . Sadly so many have already gone rather floppy. I read you can revive them by dropping them in ice water for 5 to 10 mins. Any thoughts on the best way to get them from floppy to stiff please? "

Rub them with viagra failing that buy more and keep refrigerated

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Put them up the Easter Bunny's bum.

That'll sort them out BumBums xxxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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33 weeks ago

East Sussex

We used but sacks of carrots years ago direct from the grower. Stored in the garage they never went floppy. Nowadays despite refrigeration one of two to floppy. I've never managed to revive them. I think we're being sold carrot that have been stored for a long time

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"We used but sacks of carrots years ago direct from the grower. Stored in the garage they never went floppy. Nowadays despite refrigeration one of two to floppy. I've never managed to revive them. I think we're being sold carrot that have been stored for a long time"

That is true for lots of stuff these days.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"I tend to store them in the fridge now and never had a floppy carrot yet "

I can't put a whole sack in the fridge. Truth is I should never have hot that many. My fault but thought would be ok in the garage.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
33 weeks ago

Leeds


"I bought a sack of carrots from nearby farm the other day as they were dead cheap thinking they will last for ages and good gor carrot cakes etc . Sadly so many have already gone rather floppy. "

Tomorrow bake them all into carrot cakes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

Carrot and coriander soup for the freezer?

Loads of vegetable curry/casserole/mashed potato and carrot?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Carrot and ginger juice ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Carrot and coriander soup for the freezer?

Loads of vegetable curry/casserole/mashed potato and carrot?"

Or find a few horses

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Invite a sexy woman over, get her to put each carrot between her boobs and jiggle a bit. Should have them all nice and stiff in no time!

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By *ullyMan
33 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Carrots and parsnips, yes we got caught out once. Farm market dead cheap sacks of carrots and sacks of parsnips. They were dead cheap because they have already been stored for too long, and those who know buy them for horse feed or other animals, those of us not in the know get stung.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
33 weeks ago

All over


"Carrots and parsnips, yes we got caught out once. Farm market dead cheap sacks of carrots and sacks of parsnips. They were dead cheap because they have already been stored for too long, and those who know buy them for horse feed or other animals, those of us not in the know get stung."

Very true, lesson learned but will try and do stuff tomorrow.

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By *hoirCouple
33 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Invite a sexy woman over, get her to put each carrot between her boobs and jiggle a bit. Should have them all nice and stiff in no time! "

Excuse me but are you booked at all?

C

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