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Reception sent a man up to sort it,he unlocks it,swings it open and Just stands there frozen staring straight at the dildo!
I had short moment of embarrassment followed by me sitting on the edge of the bed trying not to start laughing at the panic on the man's face 
You lot surely have similar stories, I'd love to hear them 
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Nothing similar but the poor chap. | |||
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"Hope it had some pubes stuck to it and a few crusty flakes
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" Reception sent a man up to sort it,he unlocks it,swings it open and Just stands there frozen staring straight at the dildo! I had short moment of embarrassment followed by me sitting on the edge of the bed trying not to start laughing at the panic on the man's face
"" .it's a sentimental family heirloom...  "
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"Haha. On my honeymoon in 2010 we arrived at our Hotel in San Francisco, and because it was out honeymoon they said they would send champagne up to the room. Anyhow, we got up to the room, forgot about that and then undressed each other etc. 10 mins later theres a knock, and for some reason unbeknown my wife jumps up, puts a dressing gown on and answers. The bell boy swans in with champagne and sees me on the bed with a hard on, trying my best to get under the covers " Oh no | |||
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Love it.
Reminds me of the time I put my dildo by the kitchen sink for cleaning, before it went back in the toy box.
The plumber I booked to put a new mixer tap on the sink, got his dates wrong, turned up a day early. I said, well as you're here, you may as well do it now ... completely forgetting that aforementioned dildo was boldly standing upright on its suction cup.
He said absolutely nothing about it (what a gent!) but did smirk. I, on the other hand, was bright red with embarassment | |||
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"Must be some dildo to need protecting in the safe! "It is quite nice but he thought he was funny throwing it in there and I thought nothing of it because you'd expect to be opening the stupid safe, not that poor man | |||
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"Must be some dildo to need protecting in the safe! "Considering how expensive some sex toys are these days, I think I'd be putting mine in the hotel safe too lol | |||
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 ) but has the words “cock hungry whore” on it between the flowers. It got quite a lot of use with all my friends fighting over using it and eventually it got chipped so became the toothbrush mug in the bathroom.
Fast forward a few months and I’m having probs with the shower so landlady arranged for plumber to come out.
First time, i remember to hide the mug. Second time i wasn’t available to let the plumber in so she kindly did so for me. Yeah. Cock hungry whore was present in the bathroom.
Plumber was due back today and she asked several times if I’d be in. I think she wants me to hide the mug again!
Meanwhile plumber is now in hospital apparently and I’ve got to wait until Friday to be rebooked. I’ll leave my toothbrush on the side and keep the mug hidden! | |||
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We had to live with his parents for a while years ago. All our stuff was in boxes and suitcases. When we moved out into our own place I unpacked all the suitcases and gave them back. A few weeks later they were going away on holiday and I got a text…..I’d left a vibrator in the front pocket of one of the suitcases | |||
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Needless to say she wasn’t amused, but I found it hilarious  | |||
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"I would have been out of that hotel so fast and left him to deal with it
We had to live with his parents for a while years ago. All our stuff was in boxes and suitcases. When we moved out into our own place I unpacked all the suitcases and gave them back. A few weeks later they were going away on holiday and I got a text…..I’d left a vibrator in the front pocket of one of the suitcases "I considered that for a minute but I couldn't leave him he was stressed
I'd say you felt a bit awkward the next time you saw them | |||
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"I would have been out of that hotel so fast and left him to deal with it
We had to live with his parents for a while years ago. All our stuff was in boxes and suitcases. When we moved out into our own place I unpacked all the suitcases and gave them back. A few weeks later they were going away on holiday and I got a text…..I’d left a vibrator in the front pocket of one of the suitcases
I considered that for a minute but I couldn't leave him he was stressed
I'd say you felt a bit awkward the next time you saw them "The fact that he put it in the safe in the first place is so funny
I couldn’t make eye contact for a while | |||
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"I would have been out of that hotel so fast and left him to deal with it
We had to live with his parents for a while years ago. All our stuff was in boxes and suitcases. When we moved out into our own place I unpacked all the suitcases and gave them back. A few weeks later they were going away on holiday and I got a text…..I’d left a vibrator in the front pocket of one of the suitcases
I considered that for a minute but I couldn't leave him he was stressed
I'd say you felt a bit awkward the next time you saw them
The fact that he put it in the safe in the first place is so funny
I couldn’t make eye contact for a while "Why like he found it soon funny at the time too!
He wasn't laughing after though | |||
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Hadn't occurred to me to put toys in the hotel safe, but you can bet it will now. In their bag though, just in case. | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see "Oh my god
She packed all the boxes back up and moved out again, right? | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see "
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!! | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
Oh my god
She packed all the boxes back up and moved out again, right? "No amazingly not! | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!"Lol how did you respond? | |||
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"After another social, got invited with a few others to go to a guys room for a bit of an impromptu party. 3 couples, 1 single lady, and the single guy who's room it was. Inevitably things progress, and soon the ladies are mostly in lingerie or naked, and us guts are pretty much naked too. We must have been enjoying ourselves a little too much, as there was a knock at the door, picture thescene, people scrambling to look semi decent, or hide, as the night manager asks us to keep the noise down, all the while looking wide eyed at one lady lounging on the bed in lingerie, and me under the covers! "I think I'm going to the wrong socials! | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!"My daughter done the same with a vibrator and asked why i was hiding a microphone in there | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!
Lol how did you respond? "I told him daddy must have bought it in a joke shop to scare me | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!
My daughter done the same with a vibrator and asked why i was hiding a microphone in there "
At least she thought it was a microphone | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!
My daughter done the same with a vibrator and asked why i was hiding a microphone in there
At least she thought it was a microphone "Yeah, there’s no explaining it when it’s Willy shaped | |||
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"Doing an house clearance a couple of years ago in some very sad circumstances The deceased bloke's parents lived down south but said they'd meet me at his flat in their camper van Got around to clearing his bedroom, his poor elderly mother was looking in the wardrobe... "He must have had a lady friend, there are some lovely shoes & dresses in here, don't look like they've been worn outside" And then the drawers full of butt plugs, dildos, wigs, dvds & magazines, fortunately she just stood there gobsmacked instead of keeling over I asked her to put the kettle on whilst I removed the offending items in bin liners... Oddly enough I made a fair profit at auction for the magazines, dvds, size 12 stilettos & wigs" We always had to box our rooms up before deploying overseas. Got told years ago the family came to collect their sons belongings after he passed away. Boxes full of bdsm gear, gimp masks, dildos etc | |||
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"We were in England over the weekend. Got to the hotel and started taking things out of the bags, putting passports and whatnot in the safe. P produces a dildo that I didn't know he had brought and threw it into the safe. Fast forward to Sunday morning, getting ready to leave and the safe won't open
Reception sent a man up to sort it,he unlocks it,swings it open and Just stands there frozen staring straight at the dildo!
I had short moment of embarrassment followed by me sitting on the edge of the bed trying not to start laughing at the panic on the man's face
You lot surely have similar stories, I'd love to hear them
Em x"That is so funny,I love it. | |||
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"After another social, got invited with a few others to go to a guys room for a bit of an impromptu party. 3 couples, 1 single lady, and the single guy who's room it was. Inevitably things progress, and soon the ladies are mostly in lingerie or naked, and us guts are pretty much naked too. We must have been enjoying ourselves a little too much, as there was a knock at the door, picture thescene, people scrambling to look semi decent, or hide, as the night manager asks us to keep the noise down, all the while looking wide eyed at one lady lounging on the bed in lingerie, and me under the covers!
I think I'm going to the wrong socials! "Take a look at the Wales forum, the social scene is huge, with sometimes 2 or even 3 events on the same day. Whilst a I can't guarantee it's happening at every social, its a safe bet to say that there is often an "apres social" hotel or house party after most of them. Maybe consider coming to Wales one weekend for one of the socials. Why not make a mini break out of it, book a hotel for one and maybe even stage an after-hours party of your own lol? | |||
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"When my aunt moved house many years ago her little ones found a box containing hers. They thought they were ornaments and proudly displayed them on the living room windowsills for all her new neighbours to see
That reminds me of the time my eldest pulled out a dildo form under my pillow and came out waving it about asking why there was a willy in my bed!!
My daughter done the same with a vibrator and asked why i was hiding a microphone in there
At least she thought it was a microphone
Yeah, there’s no explaining it when it’s Willy shaped "Emergency karaoke? | |||
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