FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest name for a human you've ever heard

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

My next door neighbour is called Olive Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teresa Green (no relation)

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By *ffable_manMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Phoenix Knight

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Seymour Bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Brian.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My next door neighbour is called Olive Green"
Lawn Green

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

We have a few giggles at work with patient names. Some of the funniest we've come across in the last few month have been

Robyn Banks

Theresa Green

Justin Time

Heno Pupoo

Joe King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in a big pet store I had to serve a guy called Mr. C. Mycock. No joke. I could barely contain my laughter

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

ivor riptarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rhoda fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clito rees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin Case, he was also head of the physics dept so he was a head case too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy across the road from me when I was a kid was called Richard Head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahmed Ahmed

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

There was a Violet Balls in the neighbourhood when I was growing up.

I knew a guy called Richard Head....what parents would do that to a child?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misty

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Anita Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misty

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

richard hunter's of the world must get jip lots

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By *eaverfeverCouple
over a year ago

nr Manchester

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Once met a woman called Minnie Cooper

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My niece used to play with a little Pakistani boy called Pinus (yes, it was pronounced 'penis'). Poor sod!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Also knew a kid called Mark Hunt - which, when said with a Mancunian accent, does sound like 'Ma Cunt'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to reveal my real surname.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to reveal my real surname. "

joe and lola taxi?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my cookery teacher at school was called wendy house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a guy in a village I deliver some times called Rocky Sole .

Poor sod , he must of hated the school register .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At School there was a Robin Hood!

In my job I teach a lot of children.

I've come across:

James Hunt

Sid James &

Mohammed Ali.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misty

I don't get it

It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misty

I don't get it

It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl? "

It's like her parents want her to become a stripper

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Roger Machiter... And yes it was pronounced Sh not Ch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misty

I don't get it

It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl?

It's like her parents want her to

become a stripper"

Perhaps when she was born it was foggy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ryan Brian."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with a William Williams

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I recall a girl on an estate I used to live on loved the Irish name Siobhan. She decided to call her daughter it but did not know how to spell it. So she spelled it 'Chevon'. Sounds like the road markings on a motorway.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I recall a girl on an estate I used to live on loved the Irish name Siobhan. She decided to call her daughter it but did not know how to spell it. So she spelled it 'Chevon'. Sounds like the road markings on a motorway."

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

On the programme 'The Chase' ... a woman skier named Fanny chmelar.

The host, Bradley Walsh, couldn't continue for laughing. It's on You Tube under 'The Chase Fanny Chmelar scene'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Hunt

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

wayne kerr///

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misty

I don't get it

It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl?

It's like her parents want her to become a stripper"

Not even a suitable name for a cat genius, you just made me seriously piss myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to school with a girl called sandy beech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No word of a lie - I worked as an apprentice with an Austin Carsheate - his dad's name was Morris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neville Neville

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Whe I was a kid we had an old lady live nearby called Mary Christmas!!

When I was a debt collector I chased a

Santa Claus, Jesus and Elvis Smith!!!

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By *ovecuckoldfunMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

MR R.SOLE.....LITTLE JOHN .........MISS RABBIT.........SOREARSE

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

Went to a wedding where the grooms surname was Haycock and the brides surname was Whatcock - even the vicar was trying not to smile cos the vows were classic

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By *andomname1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Theres a lad called Prince William in my football league. I have a neighbour called Micheal (mike) Hunt. without sounding racist, i have an African customer called Mr Liquorice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to see his birth certificate to prove he was telling the truth ....

Roger mee

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By *ime to exploreMan
over a year ago

Bideford

Mike oxlong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and my sons dictor was called mrs mashiter lol

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Oh to reveal my real surname. "

Pleeeeeeeze...

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By *andomname1Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Theres a lad called Prince William in my football league. I have a neighbour called Micheal (mike) Hunt. without sounding racist, i have an African customer called Mr Liquorice

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just thought of anoother customer called Mrs Sithole although she pronounces it Sithull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phil mc crakin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw an LP by someone called Wayne king

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My ex-husband went to register his son. Because of his Jamaican accent the registrar spelt it as he pronounced it. All rather unfortunate as it's spelt like a Jamaican swear word!

He uses the correct spelling!

Worked with a woman called Brenda Ennis who had a husband, Paul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Lilicrap - TV Presenter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Trollop too... Longleats Zoo Keeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend Jacqueline's married name is Goff therefore she became jack goff life's cruel. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neville Neville is Gary Nevilles dads name. Wayne Kerr was an American company in electronics in the 1980s.

Last but not least a massive company called Siemens had so many offices throughout the world that the receptionists were told to answer the phone with Siemens and the branch they were at, ie Hanover or in Englands case... Siemens Staines ... true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a jo king , and used to work with a lady who was a right horrible ffff....person with the surname hoare

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Rudeboy.

Absolute truth we went for a meal and a kid was being chased around "Rudeboy you come here!"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Not funny as such, but I work in same building as Bob Hope and Tom Jones. Many years ago I worked with a guy whose last name was Treblecock which he pronounced Trebilco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went 2 school with a girl named 'Charlotte Reeks' x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family member called Richard Harding

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I once had to deal with a customer by phone who said "hello it's Mrs godby here"

So i thought. After ten minutes of confusion i finally grasped that her name was Mrs Godbehere.

Actually a lovely name, but confusing over the phone.

Also once followed someone down the street chasing their child and calling out Tar, Tar get back here now. Was trying to work out who calls their child Tarquin and lives on a council estate (same estate i lived on) when she finally lost it and bellowed "Tarzan get yer arse back here now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Mold

now is it me or if you had Mold as a surname, wouldn't you insist on being called Richard or Rick or Rich or Ritchie as opposed to 'that' option ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivor Ford

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best one i have heard is through work, have a colleague whose surname is Ender and her first name is Isobel.

Can just inagine trying to introduce

her with a straight face.

Isobel Ender.

Fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hun" so many about thse days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of the family is called

Annette Curtin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forest Hogg ( old school freind)

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

"Oh to reveal my real surname. "

Bloogs? Lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Oh to reveal my real surname.

joe and lola taxi?"

Making way down the thread but this was great

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

John Thomas

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"John Thomas "

My dad's name that !

Mike Hunt was a maths teacher at secondary.

We had a guy in year above called Kenneth Kenny.

Some brilliant names coming up here keep the thread going

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Russell Sprout

Elvis Parsley (he's a former professional boxer from Walsall)

Went to school with Richard Long, or Long Dick, as we knew him as

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a funny surname and often teased about it..

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

JT being first and middle name, the surname or more importantly the nickname formed from the surname makes it even better alas ... Need some privacy, made me chuckle though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had to deal with a customer by phone who said "hello it's Mrs godby here"

So i thought. After ten minutes of confusion i finally grasped that her name was Mrs Godbehere.

Actually a lovely name, but confusing over the phone.

Lmao

I'd love to be a registrar and occasionally say 'no you can't call him / her that because it's ridiculous.'

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

When my mum worked in a bank, one of the customers was a Mrs Hogsflesh. She insisted it was pronounced 'Ho-flay' though.

Another customer was a young Navy WRN called Miss Titball. Bet that caused a few sniggers in the ranks!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Funniest first name ive ever heard was a boy child of about 7 and he was called pegwin

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Funniest first name ive ever heard was a boy child of about 7 and he was called pegwin

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

I knew someone back in the eighties called Rhys Rees..his family obviously didnt spend too long choosing his name..

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Tom Thomas.... we called him SatNav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine married and her name became Lee Law. Everyone used to make ambulance siren noises when she walked in.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Friend of mine married and her name became Lee Law. Everyone used to make ambulance siren noises when she walked in. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ Sara Cox kindly named her son Isaac !!

He not gonna get the piss ripped much at school now is he?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"DJ Sara Cox kindly named her son Isaac !!

He not gonna get the piss ripped much at school now is he?

But does he use her surname or his dads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isac Hunt

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ben Dover (for real!)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"DJ Sara Cox kindly named her son Isaac !!

He not gonna get the piss ripped much at school now is he?

But does he use her surname or his dads?"

The dads surname is Cyzer.

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

Mwai Kibaki (waking baki) kenyan president

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

I know a child called nobjok and remember a kid from school called fred choppakobla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nina Nannar has to be a classic funny name, makes me chuckle evertime shes on the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remembered a name from school. Poor Rachel, her dad was a Korean doctor so she was Rachel Kok. Not too bad until you discover her middle name was Sukin. I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my history teachers as called

Peter file

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Ruby Murray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny green

patric enis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

indian girl i went school with was call Faart pronounced far hart poor girl

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I went to school with Mike Hunt and used to work with a guy called Rob Myring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom Thomas.... we called him SatNav

Isn't he mountain rescue in pontypandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to school with a lad called mark Bates, so when he was younger it was Master Bates.

A neighbour was Richard Willey.

And I work with a lad called David Fagot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neville Neville is Gary Nevilles dads name. Wayne Kerr was an American company in electronics in the 1980s.

Gave rise to the terrace song..

.(to the tune of 'Rebel, Rebel' by David Bowie)

Neville Neville, Your future's immense,

Neville Neville, You play in defence,

Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,

Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!

(this is a song rarely heard nowadays!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A site manager i once worked for was called. Ed height

honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answered the phone at work to a Mr Chicken a couple of weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a guy named Austin Bowers.....and there was a name on a plaque at school of an old pupil who's name was Ina Bucket. I kid you not.

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By *oigtsmagicMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

No joke someone I went to school with named his daughter Bunny Love, a friend commented how lucky she was that their surname wasn't Cox.

Also have a friend that met a man who had changed his name to Free Man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a national hunt jockey in the 80's named Malcolm Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dick head

iva biggun

amanda hugandkiss

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I answered the phone at work to a Mr Chicken a couple of weeks ago."

The original owner of 10 Downing St was a Mr Chicken. Practically nothing is known about him.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

In my hotel career, I had to page the following guests:

A Dutchman, by the surname of Mr. Scheidt (pronounced as Shite!)

An American with the surname of Thumm! Yep, his Christian name was Tom, plus he was 6'6" tall too!!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

I know of a Liam Perrins

and a good name for a TS would be Ivanna Fanny

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By *icboobs26Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

I used to work where there were a lot of Indian children. A girl once started called ipshita we thought it would be said with Indian accent but turns out it was said exactly how it's spelt.... Plus with bristol accent!!! Poor girl when she hits secondary school.

Also seen children called Aperver, Ocean for a boy, and a family with three children each named after the weather including one called Storm!!!

Can't say details of this but my mum decided against a name for a girl after marying as it would sound to awful. Then my brother married a girl with the name!!!! Haha.

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Local supermarket tannoy asking for "Mr Gotobed to report to the checkouts" always has me in stiches, he's about 60 with a bald pointy head and jam jar glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone called Miss. T. Knight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is an old one "Ben Dover" but I really did know someone at school by that name and yes he did get the piss taken out of him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with a guy called Blaze Burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I served in the army with a James Bond and to make matters worse when they issued his army number they had a laugh because his last 3 numbers were yes 007 hehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a hemorrhoid consultant called P. Iles...

He's now a senior cardiac surgeon.... Worked hid way up from the bottom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once worked with an Army Sgt. De'ath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a customer at our garage called Mr Strapon! He was polish.

Also seen a Mr Richard Head and a Mr Hassle and he was actually a real pain!

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