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If you had a time machine and could spend a day with one historical figure, who would it be and why?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen

Can be anyone

This'll be fun to read some of the answers

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Well provided I could also speak ancient Greek I'd go with Aristotle

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"Well provided I could also speak ancient Greek I'd go with Aristotle "

I was leaning more towards meeting Alexander the Great

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

A bill and Ted phone box and I dunno, Merlin?

Can chat about wizards hats?

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By *eethoven99Man
38 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

William the Conquerer because he's my many times great grandfather.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"A bill and Ted phone box and I dunno, Merlin?

Can chat about wizards hats?"

No Gandalf??

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By *ongandharderMan
38 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Can be anyone

This'll be fun to read some of the answers "

What are the consequences of ones actions or Is this no consequence time travel

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"Can be anyone

This'll be fun to read some of the answers

What are the consequences of ones actions or Is this no consequence time travel "

No consequences

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By *elix SightedMan
38 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"William the Conquerer because he's my many times great grandfather."

This for me too. I was just at Winchester cathedral which he commissioned and I would dearly love to witness the battle of Hastings. Plus life in general at that time would fascinate me.

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By *sWyldWoman
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

My dad.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

East Sussex


"William the Conquerer because he's my many times great grandfather."

For real? That's really interesting.

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By *ue and robCouple
38 weeks ago

ware

Captain Smith off the titanic I'd get him to change course slow down the the accident wouldn't ever of happened and I wouldn't be obsessed with the titanic

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

38 weeks ago

East Sussex

Not very original but Elizabeth 1st. I want to ask her so many questions but she probably deck me one and have me dragged off to the tower

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Boudicca as she had proverbial balls to take the Romans on. But mainly because I am fascinated by ancient history and spirituality, would love to have seen her tribe’s culture, society and religious beliefs

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why? "

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though

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By *ony MannMan
38 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

Harold, to help him save England from being divided by William of Normandy

Washington to stop him starting two wars, the Seven Year war with France and the Treacherous war of 1776.

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though "

lol yes but I'd have a 23rd century forcefield around me when i asked him

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Well provided I could also speak ancient Greek I'd go with Aristotle

I was leaning more towards meeting Alexander the Great "

Fair enough .. I'm more interested in philosophy etc

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though lol yes but I'd have a 23rd century forcefield around me when i asked him "

Good thinking batman. I may have to employ the same as Boudicca had a temper, might get a kick to the balls

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though lol yes but I'd have a 23rd century forcefield around me when i asked him

Good thinking batman. I may have to employ the same as Boudicca had a temper, might get a kick to the balls "

She would have been surrounded by male warriors mind

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By *tylebender03Man
38 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m spending a day with 2Pac, it would be fun

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By *andy CanesWoman
38 weeks ago

candy cane lane


"I’m spending a day with 2Pac, it would be fun "
to ask him if diddy ordered the hit to shoot him?

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hitler. There was a rumour that he had only one ball. So I'd like to kick him as hard as I could in the nuts so it's now a fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though lol yes but I'd have a 23rd century forcefield around me when i asked him

Good thinking batman. I may have to employ the same as Boudicca had a temper, might get a kick to the balls

She would have been surrounded by male warriors mind "

Definitely a bonus for me, especially as many iron age warriors apparently charged into battle naked

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
38 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Hitler. There was a rumour that he had only one ball. So I'd like to kick him as hard as I could in the nuts so it's now a fact."

I was going to say Hitler, but not for that reason, I wanted to find out where he stashed all the gold and loot the Nazis were supposed to have had.

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By *udandBryanCouple
38 weeks ago

Boston

King John to ask him what REALLY happened to the treasure many people belive was lost in the Wash, en route to Newark.

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By *lynJMan
38 weeks ago

Morden

No-one. They say you shouldn't meet your heroes.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I'd go back in time to visit my cat and prevent him breaking his leg

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

He impaled one of his servants for holding their nose at the stench from rotted impaled corpses, so am sure you would meet the same fate if you simply asked him why what a way to go though lol yes but I'd have a 23rd century forcefield around me when i asked him

Good thinking batman. I may have to employ the same as Boudicca had a temper, might get a kick to the balls

She would have been surrounded by male warriors mind

Definitely a bonus for me, especially as many iron age warriors apparently charged into battle naked "

In your dreams

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By *ldgeezermeMan
38 weeks ago

Throckley

Sherlock Holmes

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"A bill and Ted phone box and I dunno, Merlin?

Can chat about wizards hats?

No Gandalf?? "

Nah. Merlin’s sort of mythical/real so to get to bottom of who and what he was would be interesting

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By *burns7Man
38 weeks ago

walsall

Join one of those Rome orgys nah probably gotta be medieval

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By *eronikapaulCouple
38 weeks ago

Reading


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why? "

Or his South African cousin? Vlad the impala.

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I’d go back to the times of the original Shaolin monks…learn a little focus.

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By *ascaIMan
38 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Captain Smith off the titanic I'd get him to change course slow down the the accident wouldn't ever of happened and I wouldn't be obsessed with the titanic "

Please don’t because I can’t be arsed changing my bio

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

Or his South African cousin? Vlad the impala.

sorry "

Haha that did make me lol

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By *itty9899Man
38 weeks ago

Craggy Island

William Shakespeare and given him reason not to write Romeo and Juliet.

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By *xfordjohnMan
38 weeks ago

Oxford

Some decadent artistocrat at Versailles in the 1740's - music, culture, sex, not necessarily in that order. I'd need the money to go with it too.

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading


"William the Conquerer because he's my many times great grandfather."

I hope you can speak french, I don't think he spoke English

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"William the Conquerer because he's my many times great grandfather.

I hope you can speak french, I don't think he spoke English "

I don't think any of the Kings could for at least a few centuries after the conquest.

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading


"Hitler. There was a rumour that he had only one ball. So I'd like to kick him as hard as I could in the nuts so it's now a fact."

It's not a rumour, he lost a testicle due to shrapnel wound in the first world war

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By *cLovin2Man
38 weeks ago

Reading

I think I would like to talk to Charles Darwin or maybe Galileo Galilee, conquesting people like generals are boring and frankly stupid imo. Scientists are more interesting.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"I think I would like to talk to Charles Darwin or maybe Galileo Galilee, conquesting people like generals are boring and frankly stupid imo. Scientists are more interesting."

How about the scientists from the ancient world? People like Pythagoras and Archimedes and Galen?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

Or his South African cousin? Vlad the impala.

sorry "

Get your coat please

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By *he Forum Thread KillerMan
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I've often pondered this very point.

It actually changes from day to day, but I keep coming back to the same choices.

The Mark Brothers

Oh sorry, thought you said Hysterical...

Historical, would be Karl Marx

Not much difference really...

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"I've often pondered this very point.

It actually changes from day to day, but I keep coming back to the same choices.

The Mark Brothers

Oh sorry, thought you said Hysterical...

Historical, would be Karl Marx

Not much difference really..."

Not a fan of Marxist theories then? I'm guessing

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By *he Forum Thread KillerMan
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

More of a Kim Jong Un follower, but he's not dead.

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Yet.....

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By *rucking-HellMan
38 weeks ago

Northampton

Philip Larkin the 20th century English poet, because I love his poetry, I identify with much of his mindset, and I'd love to pick his brains on it all.

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Vlad the impaler...... I'd ask him why?

Or his South African cousin? Vlad the impala.

sorry "

lol oh deer not bad

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

William Shakespeare

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the swings and arrows of misfortune

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Tutankhamun

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Jimmy Saville.. just because.

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By *eart31Couple
38 weeks ago

Broxburn

Johnny cash the party would be wild and the music great.

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By *eart31Couple
38 weeks ago

Broxburn


"Jimmy Saville.. just because."
this is fair

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Jimmy Saville.. just because."

I have a plastic bag and cello tape for his neck and head you can take with you

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By *ony MannMan
38 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura


" I may have to employ the same as Boudicca had a temper, might get a kick to the balls She would have been surrounded by male warriors mind "

If you had been whipped watching your daughters getting sexualy mistreated would have a temper

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West

Am I allowed to say Hitler, but specifically pre-1933 and is it possible for me to assassinate him?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Darwen


"Am I allowed to say Hitler, but specifically pre-1933 and is it possible for me to assassinate him?"

Yes and yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Am I allowed to say Hitler, but specifically pre-1933 and is it possible for me to assassinate him?

Yes and yes "

Excellent, I'll do that. However, a pre-2017 version of me will have to go, because otherwise I'd probably not be capable of doing the job.

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