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I almost was caught in a compromising position, but the people who came in unexpectedly went straight upstairs, and my partner and I weren't fully naked.
He managed to leave without them noticing he was there, and they didn't come down for a while anyway.
Have you seen the sister since?
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"If you can picture the scene, a play partner and I are in the throes of a full on kinky/BDSM session (living room strewn with masks, gags, restraints, paddles, whips, dildos/plugs and all sorts of other ‘niche’ toys and fetish gear that you’d scratch your head at…) and me with my ankles, wrists and balls locked/tied in a spreader bar, partially in fem attire, gimp mask on etc all whilst the lady friend was introducing my pink cheeked ass to her new strapon… … when through the front door walk her younger sister and two friends. Turns out the trio weren’t expected back for quite a few hours and we were too distracted to notice the calls/messages her sis had left to let us know they were coming back early. Worst part was that my lady friend panicked and ran to cover herself up, leaving me locked in position with scarce options available to mitigate my predicament. So I naturally did what any polite Englishman would do in such a situation… introduce myself, instinctively extend my shackled hand backwards between my legs for a handshake before appreciating the logistical impracticalities presented by my choice of greeting. Thankfully the trio absquatulated without a word. Ironically, the most awkward part of the whole encounter that still haunts me (far more than being caught engaging in any a smorgasbord of people versions) is the moment I decided to extend my hand for that handshake..arghhh still makes me cringe!!! " Hilarious, OP!! I love how British you were. | |||
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"Myself and Juno were in the sex swing room at a club. I am giving her oral, times are good, bear in mind at this club you can see into the room since there is no privacy curtain. I then hear from just outside the door: "He is getting lost in there" "Bloody hell yeah he is. Good man" Very nearly died trying not to laugh." Haha -did they ask if you needed any directions | |||
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"Did you manage to put the condom to use or did the unsubtle reminder scupper your chances?" It was a funny talking point, especially at the bar buying drinks. It didn't scupper my chances I'm happy to announce. | |||
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"Did you manage to put the condom to use or did the unsubtle reminder scupper your chances? It was a funny talking point, especially at the bar buying drinks. It didn't scupper my chances I'm happy to announce. " Next time write ‘XXL’ before it and see if it initiates more conversations that last time  | |||
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"A few years ago now we were in a club new to us, I was being shown around by one of the guys helping to run it that night, music was playing when we got to an open area where a lady was spanking a guy over a pommel horse..we watched and the guy showing me round said..what do you think? Whereapon I said ' she's not doing that hard enough' just as the music cut out...her face was a picture..as I hurried off.. A few years later at a private party we bumped into each other and she her own back on me..
J"Karma at its best… | |||
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"A few years ago now we were in a club new to us, I was being shown around by one of the guys helping to run it that night, music was playing when we got to an open area where a lady was spanking a guy over a pommel horse..we watched and the guy showing me round said..what do you think? Whereapon I said ' she's not doing that hard enough' just as the music cut out...her face was a picture..as I hurried off.. A few years later at a private party we bumped into each other and she her own back on me..
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Karma at its best… "And it was such good fun too.. | |||
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"A few years ago now we were in a club new to us, I was being shown around by one of the guys helping to run it that night, music was playing when we got to an open area where a lady was spanking a guy over a pommel horse..we watched and the guy showing me round said..what do you think? Whereapon I said ' she's not doing that hard enough' just as the music cut out...her face was a picture..as I hurried off.. A few years later at a private party we bumped into each other and she her own back on me..
J
Karma at its best…
And it was such good fun too.."When is it ever not…?  | |||
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"A few years ago now we were in a club new to us, I was being shown around by one of the guys helping to run it that night, music was playing when we got to an open area where a lady was spanking a guy over a pommel horse..we watched and the guy showing me round said..what do you think? Whereapon I said ' she's not doing that hard enough' just as the music cut out...her face was a picture..as I hurried off.. A few years later at a private party we bumped into each other and she her own back on me..
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Karma at its best…
And it was such good fun too..
When is it ever not…? "Exactly that.. | |||
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"I'll go with dvp. He slipped out, I though he was me, so put him back in thinking he was me but he wasn't me, and only realised when I had hold. Makes me shudder thinking of it. It was over and done in a second but he looked, I looked, and carried on. " I’d have been petrified for the remainder of the session in case I’d slip out next… running the risk he’d feel obliged to be polite and reciprocate the favour  | |||
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"I'll go with dvp. He slipped out, I though he was me, so put him back in thinking he was me but he wasn't me, and only realised when I had hold. Makes me shudder thinking of it. It was over and done in a second but he looked, I looked, and carried on. I’d have been petrified for the remainder of the session in case I’d slip out next… running the risk he’d feel obliged to be polite and reciprocate the favour "haha no, we were a bit too into her to think there were any favours needed. | |||
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"Hahaha omg that made me laugh!! "If it weren’t for the humiliation I felt at the handshake part, I’m not sure I’d even be telling the story… I’m not sure what it says about me, but I was fine with the rest of it…  | |||
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