FabSwingers.com forum: Say hello, wave goodbye

By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

**Not an April Fools thread**

Hello to all you fabulous fornicators, especially my wide circle of friends and sexy acquaintances.

The time has come for me to box up my lube and cheeky smile, my extra tiny condoms and silly jokes, my wise words and cringeworthy comments.

This is a speech I wrote recently to cover two possible eventualities:

1) I’m going to prison for crimes against sensibilities

2) I met someone innit

Either could have happened.

I’ve been on fab for about seven years and had an awesome time meeting some really fun people. But things didn’t truly get going for me until I joined this wonderful community of depraved perverts in the lounge forum.

I have spent most of my life as a single guy because I just haven’t found the right one. I never stopped searching because, for me, love is everything and I want that in my life. I have so much to give. In the meantime I’ve been lucky to have you all as friends, to chat, flirt and socialise with. You have filled my life with joy, pleasure, laughter, depravity and friendship.

Before some prick wheels out the usual “Fab isn’t an airport and you don’t need to announce your departure” line, this isn’t the final bitter ranting of someone who joined for a week and didn’t get a queue of moist totties baying for any rotting shrivelled old cock they can find. This is me saying a fond farewell to people about whom I genuinely care.

Yes, there are some cocks out there. But you have provided me with endless entertainment as I used your stupidity and misguided views for my own amusement. Thank you. And there are, of course, some utter cunts. You probably #dontknowwhoyouare because that’s your fabric. Sadly you won’t ever change and the world is a worse place because of you. If someone nice tells you you’re a cunt, you probably are. Please take yourself off to Russia, you have friends there.

To everyone else, you have been wonderful company and I shall genuinely miss you all. I have been on the forums pretty much every day for about three years so it will be weird not having you in my life.

If my relationship falters (I hope it won’t) or I’m released for good behaviour (unlikely but I hope I am) then I will come back and unhide my profile to resume silliness and sexiness.

I wish you all the very best in your fab endeavours and in life away from this strange but wonderful pursuit.

I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future. If you want to message before then, please feel free (but not obliged to). If you have my telegram, you are welcome to stay in touch.

Toodle pip!

Felix xxx

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

Goodbye, Felix. Have a wonderful life

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By *ou only live onceMan
33 weeks ago

London

Hey Felix, pleased and sad to read that at the same time. If you being away means everything has worked out, hope never to see you darken the Lounge's doors again.

Have enjoyed reading you - just sorry we never got to compare our lists of 'Utter Cunts' in person. Have fun!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
33 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I hope we don't see you again.

But

I will miss you.

Jxx

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Hey Felix, pleased and sad to read that at the same time. If you being away means everything has worked out, hope never to see you darken the Lounge's doors again.

Have enjoyed reading you - just sorry we never got to compare our lists of 'Utter Cunts' in person. Have fun!"

Haha! There’s probably a lot of duplication!! You’re definitely not on my list pal.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

What a well written farewell

Only just met you recently but you are a genuinely lovely guy. Hope all goes well.

As lovely as fab is, happiness in the real world is better xx

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss

I hate you!! April is already ruined now and I was so positive this morning!!

But in all seriousness - I'm so happy for you

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By *avexxMan
33 weeks ago

cheshire

you can always come back

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Fond farewell. I’ll miss your witty posts.

*raises her cup of tea* “To new beginnings”

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

That's a very awesome toodle pip - I enjoyed reading that.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
33 weeks ago

Glasgow / Surrey

Awww.

Bye Felix. You’re one of the good ones.

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By *a LunaWoman
33 weeks ago

South Wales

"you can always come back

Don’t you leave Dave, my clitoris will cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Oh man. I told you I could not be more happy for someone that deserves to be happy and possibly have found the one to enjoy giving all that you have to.

Felix. *brohug emoji

Good luck out there, she has found a belter.

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By *oo..Woman
33 weeks ago

Boo's World

Felix, be happy and remember you'll always look like my history teacher!

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over

All the very best Felix

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By *cottish guy 555Man
33 weeks ago

London

Best of luck felix my friend. Don't unlos, just archive. It's not going to suggest any doubts about your new adventure, it's just to keep a foot in the door for future socials.

All the best with whatever lies ahead.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

Ah Felix

I’ll miss you. I’m glad we met. You can always get in touch you know that (I’m hoping for at least a picture of your ink). We’ve had some giggles, compared cunts (metaphorically).

I’m glad that you’re leaving for the best of reasons though. I hope today ends on a high for you.

All the luck in the world.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
33 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm conflicted here ...

On one hand congratulations and on the other hand I only got a brief chat with you ...

Possibly the the most well written and accurate leaving post ever ..

I wish you a fond farewell sir , you're an ace chap

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Félìx — it was a pleasure to meet you at the MLS recently, it was a torment to miss you at the last Åfternoon Teå Soirée Part² and I'm going to miss you altogether.

You're a gentleman, a gentle man and a gentler fellow. We still need to saunter the cobbled streets of St. James's... because I still need someone to carry my boutique shopping bags.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I won’t take over my own thread by responding to everyone in person, but please know that I have read all your posts individually and am incredibly touched (fnarr fnarr). Thank you x

Now don’t make me cry you dicks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Keep it to the thread op… you filthy bastard.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Keep it to the thread op… you filthy bastard.

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By *aulupforitMan
33 weeks ago

Corbridge

Never knew you but best of luck in whatever you do.Take Care

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By *ea monkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

What a lovely thread. It’s nice to see someone leaving for all the right reasons.

Take care and I wish you all the happiness that you hope for

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Goodbye Felix. I have always enjoyed your posts. You are one of the nice people that make this forum so enjoyable. I sincerely hope everything comes up roses for you.

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands

Goodbye Felix, I'm gonna miss you but, wishing you all the happiness

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By *avexxMan
33 weeks ago

cheshire

i didnt really get know you but i wish you all the best felix

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Aww this is both sad and lovely to read at the same time!

We never interacted much Felix but your posts always make me smile and laugh.

Wishing you all the happiness in your new relationship

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

hi Felix

i dont know you ... that made me feel slightly sad to read. I honestly wish you every joy you ever seek in life and hope that you manage to keep your friends too.

xxx

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By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

NOT IN THE UK Wherever I lay my hat

I'm delighted for you but her gain is definitely our loss. You will be missed around these parts.

Wishing you every happiness for the future x

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over

Felix, I already wished you all the best but before you go please, can I have permission to copy and paste your post if I ever decide to go. Mine will never be so good

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

Where should we send the cake with a file in to?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Felix, I already wished you all the best but before you go please, can I have permission to copy and paste your post if I ever decide to go. Mine will never be so good

How flattering! Of course it would, but yes my friend - fill your boots. (That means go ahead, not do something disgusting in your boots).

And to all the others above, a heartfelt thank you for your comments. I know most of you and will miss you hugely. To those I don’t yet know, I’m sure we would have laughed together so carry on being silly in my memory

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

Cheerio!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Felix! I know you mentioned you were leaving before, but I just wanted to say how awesome it was getting to read how funny and brilliant you are on the forums, and seeing you live up to every part of that in person.

Fab will lose a bit of charm with you leaving but I genuinely wish you all best as you deserve every bit of happiness away from here!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

Bye bye Felix, we hope you have much joy and happiness

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thank you kind and sexy people!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Aaargghh damn you man I'm welling up here! It was fun to meet you albeit very briefly at the MLS... wishing you all the best for the future xx

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future."

Awww i feel spessh now

Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!

Midnight xx

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By *hrista BellendWoman
33 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Take care felix

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By *ddie1966Man
33 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Sir

I salute your eloquence and geniality.

You will be missed, but let's face it, once you've paid off that hefty phone bill for data use, we expect you to say Hi occasionally.

It's been a pleasure making your virtual acquaintance and wish ou only the best for the future brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

It's because I messaged you isn't it?

Wait. Does this work on every guy on here??

I'm undecided what's better though, a life of "romance", having to share the bed, the TV...or a life of solitude and having your meals cooked for you everyday. I'm leaning towards the latter.

Drop that soap dude.

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By *sWyldWoman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Aww I'm so happy for you

Another quote from D. H. Lawrence.

"Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."

Treasure every moment of your happy ever after.

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By *irtydevil666Man
33 weeks ago

bristol

I'm sure prison won't be that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Thanks for the ear worm op

(soft cell)

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.

Awww i feel spessh now

Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!

Midnight xx"

That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!

Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.

If I come back I’ll do you all x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.

Awww i feel spessh now

Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!

Midnight xx

That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!

Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.

If I come back I’ll do you all x"

You wish!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I will stay online until midnight but then I’m gone, with pangs of sadness but hope in my heart for the future.

Awww i feel spessh now

Good luck Felix, hope vanilla /normal life goes well and she's the one!

Midnight xx

That’s coz is well spesh innit!!!

Thanks treacle. And thank you to all the other posters above, your lovely words leave me feeling flush with kindness.

If I come back I’ll do you all x

You wish!!

I’m doing you first old sausage!!!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Hoping the relationship works out for you Felix, we all deserve love and happiness..

Hope to never see you on here again, said in the nicest possible way....

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

You are leaving? Awww all the best! I’ll always fondly remember our romcom 5 hour drink back in the day. Thank you

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By *educing_EmCouple
33 weeks ago

Tipperary

We've already spoken about this but I'm sad, happy,but sad

I'll miss you but she's found a good one

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Good luck FS

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Hoping the relationship works out for you Felix, we all deserve love and happiness..

Hope to never see you on here again, said in the nicest possible way....

Mr "

Thanks dude!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"You are leaving? Awww all the best! I’ll always fondly remember our romcom 5 hour drink back in the day. Thank you

That’s one of my fave memories.

And you have one of my fave mammories. Actually, both of them.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Hoping the relationship works out for you Felix, we all deserve love and happiness..

Hope to never see you on here again, said in the nicest possible way....

Thanks dude!"

My pleasure, you'll be missed on the forums.....

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"We've already spoken about this but I'm sad, happy,but sad

I'll miss you but she's found a good one

Sloppy kiss with tongues goodbye. And a pervy pat on the bottom. Cuddle with significant erection poke.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Good luck FS"

Thanks Mr Ragnar!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
33 weeks ago

Wales

Good luck Felix

Enjoy your next chapter

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

"You are leaving? Awww all the best! I’ll always fondly remember our romcom 5 hour drink back in the day. Thank you

That’s one of my fave memories.

And you have one of my fave mammories. Actually, both of them."

Hahahaha this reply is what we will miss!

I actually read all the replies and this thread is one of the most heart warming I’ve seen in a while on here, if ever. Good luck youuuuuuuuuuu

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
33 weeks ago

Hell

I am gutted

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By *orphia2003Woman
33 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Wishing you all the best.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I am gutted

Soppy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
33 weeks ago

Markfield

I shall miss reading you for sure x

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By *hagTonightMan
33 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Hi, bye and come back soon

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Felix! All the best, good sir.

Mrs TMN x

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
33 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Say hello wave goodbye

Great song

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Say hello wave goodbye

Great song"

I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
33 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"Say hello wave goodbye

Great song

I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!"

I've got say hello wave goodbye stuck in my head now lol

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Say hello wave goodbye

Great song

I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!

I've got say hello wave goodbye stuck in my head now lol"

You

Are

Welcome!!

“We tried to make it work,

You in a cocktail skirt…”

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
33 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Felix! All the best, good sir.

Mrs TMN x"

Thank you to you and your fabulous nipples

And to you others above. I’m trying not to post too much and be all ‘look at me’ about this x

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
33 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"Say hello wave goodbye

Great song

I’ve had David Gray (not the original I know, but my fave) and will young in my head all day!

I've got say hello wave goodbye stuck in my head now lol

You

Are

Welcome!!

“We tried to make it work,

You in a cocktail skirt…”"

And me in a suit

Well it just wasnt me

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