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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts (yes, I'm looking at you, Misty... among others)... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is needy too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *rMonkeyMan
39 weeks ago

Somewhere

In

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

IN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I need a mate….

^i should put that on my profile text.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Penis penis penis penis...

In.

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By *X2019Man
39 weeks ago

Newcastle

In

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By *eneralKenobiMan
39 weeks ago

North Angus

In, got a long day today

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Penis penis penis penis...

In.

"

Hahahaha.

Theres 4 of us above you. funny.

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'll join in

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Throwing my boobs into the ring lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think this will be a good day to be a bit of a flirt.

I’m in.

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex

In

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'm in - Boo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds

I think your mate is full of shit.

But we’ll give it a go.

The mr

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By *orkieBar1000Man
39 weeks ago

York

In

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

And here we go people with our first flirt of the day.

MsWyld - my sexy legend of a friend has said:

Please tell MsWyld that since it’s Easter I’ve a trail of chocolate buttons she can follow straight to my bed.

PS folks I’m happy to play postie today

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Another one for MsWyld, from a true gent:

MsWyld. Is it true what they say? Wyld by name, wild by nature?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very sexy friend has asked me to send;

Would you please tell General Kenobi and Woody B I fancy them both , thanks

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By *inxy777Woman
39 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

In and happy to be a postie.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'll declare myself in

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"And here we go people with our first flirt of the day.

MsWyld - my sexy legend of a friend has said:

Please tell MsWyld that since it’s Easter I’ve a trail of chocolate buttons she can follow straight to my bed.

PS folks I’m happy to play postie today "

I do love chocolate buttons

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Time to kill so I’m in

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Another one for MsWyld, from a true gent:

MsWyld. Is it true what they say? Wyld by name, wild by nature? "

Nope I'm really rather tame and boring

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By *ornLordMan
39 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

I'm in. Anything for a quiet life.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very hot friend has sent this…

Tell Coyote ugly that I might not be Ryan but I’d give her a Proposal she couldn’t refuse.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
39 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Been a long time since we participated in one of there so we are in with bells on

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

COYOTE - there’s a mate of mine who’s pointing out something you may have missed, he said, …. he also has a penis you can add to your list. In fact, can he go first?

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

I'll pop in to play postie for a little bit

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Ms Wyld this gorgeous man has asked me to tell you that he can’t wait to explore your lips, your body, your skin and the realms of physical pleasure with you

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Passing Fancies a message from my delightful mate saying:

I like her bells so I’m pleased they’re in.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
39 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Go on so

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

COYOTE UGLY- your initials are Cu - element symbol for copper… this wasn’t what I was supposed to post I just added that myself.

But as I’ve got your attention ….

There’s a great guy in here that thinks you are lovely and would really like to get to know you better. It’s a shame you may think he’s to young but. … he’d like to share this song recommendation for you - Since you have 'Coyote' in your username, check out a Joni Mitchell song called 'Coyote',

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Oh Cede, this sexy man has put this way better than I ever could:

Can you tell Cede that I long for her taste, her lips and the feel of her skin on mine

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh

This absolutely beautiful friend of mine has this message for Yorkiebar- "I was always told Yorkie's weren't for girls but I reckon I can handle you."

Having met this gorgeous girl I'd say you'd be the one in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

MSWYLD

A very new mate of mine told me I should add you to my hot list… well, not in so many words, but you can se why I thought it., he actually said -

You’re absolutely gorgeous and certainly heat up my hotlist when you post a new pic.

No, I will absolutely will not tell you his name …. Unless you ask me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Message from my sexy mate for Cookie

Can you please tell cooooookie that I can see her eggs from here and they look very appealing….

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss


"Oh Cede, this sexy man has put this way better than I ever could:

Can you tell Cede that I long for her taste, her lips and the feel of her skin on mine"

Oohhh nice - I'd need warning to shave my toes though

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By *cottish guy 555Man
39 weeks ago

London

In and happy to pass on messages of desire.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
39 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We'll be in, together and separate

Tinder

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By *sWyldWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Ms Wyld this gorgeous man has asked me to tell you that he can’t wait to explore your lips, your body, your skin and the realms of physical pleasure with you "

Oooft,

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

RTG - it’s very rare, I get a lovely lady in my box, so she’s took a risk by getting in touch because I nearly sent a FAF back…. You might want to!!!

Because she not only hinted at the fact ….

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she misses your your .... (there are many 4 letter words that could be used and frankly they are all true)

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Mate. Cock/dick/lips/hand and that’s off the top of my head and I can’t even spell.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"My very hot friend has sent this…

Tell Coyote ugly that I might not be Ryan but I’d give her a Proposal she couldn’t refuse. "

If it's a Macdonald's breakfast I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"My very sexy friend has asked me to send;

Would you please tell General Kenobi and Woody B I fancy them both , thanks"

thank you.

*hi5s GK

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Another one for the gorgeous Cookie!

A message for Cookie46: You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

MsWyld a message for you from a rather sexy mate of mine - definitely take that offer!!

DH Lawrence also said, “Be a good animal, true to your animal instincts.” I would love to be a Wyld animal with her.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Felix, I'm off to check your status after my very sexy mate sent me this...

Your status better be a joke otherwise I may cry

I'm still waiting for another lick!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
39 weeks ago

North Angus


"My very sexy friend has asked me to send;

Would you please tell General Kenobi and Woody B I fancy them both , thanks

thank you.

*hi5s GK "

Fist bump!

Dammit I always fail at those

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By *alm_one4Man
39 weeks ago

RM16

Julie and Beef, he does, and since he showed me your profile, so do I! x

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

CoyoteUgly a message for you from my hot mate saying:

Well I have to say your profile pics are some of the sexiest I've ever seen. Your ass looks simply perfect and I'd love to be able to take a lot closer hands on view of it! Could wake up a happy man every day with you in my bed!

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A message for the delectable Julie …

I adore your underwear but there is one thing that would look better against you - me

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dear RTG, this forum enigma has sent a tantalising message for you:

Please can you tell RTG he still has the prettiest penis on fab. I have a bit of an urge to bite it? Maybe just the tip?

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Well now, Behind Her Eyes, a very sexy man has sent me this for you:

I would love to join you two for some mfm fun. Tinder I’ve fancied you from afar for quite some time x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Dear RTG, this forum enigma has sent a tantalising message for you: Please can you tell RTG he still has the prettiest penis on fab. I have a bit of an urge to bite it? Maybe just the tip?"

I think that forum enigma knows I wouldn’t mind a hint of teeth. Just a hint though. A touch. A tease. With a knowing grin to go with it.

.

Oh! And there’s a message in my box. It’s for Julie & Beef.

My tantalisingly topless mate would really like to be the filling in their sandwich …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie and Beef, he does, and since he showed me your profile, so do I! x"

Ooh, short but sweet! I like it.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"A message for the delectable Julie …

I adore your underwear but there is one thing that would look better against you - me "

I like this idea, please feel free to slide into DMs.

J

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By *ex HolesMan
39 weeks ago

Up North

In for tit pics

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By *orny IrishMan
39 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

In.

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Time to kill so I’m in "
Might as well reveal myself . The message JulieAndbeef put up was from me. You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

Hope you’re having a fantastic morning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"she misses your your .... (there are many 4 letter words that could be used and frankly they are all true) "

I’ve a four letter word of my own to send back.

Soon.

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Well Mr Tea, one of my hot breast toting friends has sent me a message for you:

“You may be a year older but I'd still do you. And you won't notice any grey hair if I'm sitting on your face.”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Dear RTG, this forum enigma has sent a tantalising message for you: Please can you tell RTG he still has the prettiest penis on fab. I have a bit of an urge to bite it? Maybe just the tip?

I think that forum enigma knows I wouldn’t mind a hint of teeth. Just a hint though. A touch. A tease. With a knowing grin to go with it.

.

Oh! And there’s a message in my box. It’s for Julie & Beef.

My tantalisingly topless mate would really like to be the filling in their sandwich …"

This sounds like one hot sandwich!

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Time to kill so I’m in Might as well reveal myself . The message JulieAndbeef put up was from me. You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

Hope you’re having a fantastic morning."

Thank you for the message! Our lower limits are unlikely to change but it definitely made me smile

J

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Time to kill so I’m in Might as well reveal myself . The message JulieAndbeef put up was from me. You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

Hope you’re having a fantastic morning.

Thank you for the message! Our lower limits are unlikely to change but it definitely made me smile

J"
Sorry I meant that was for COOKIE46 I did actually just send one for you both though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Sorry I meant that was for COOKIE46 I did actually just send one for you both though"

Oops!

That's pretty funny and typically awkward of me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"In for tit pics "

In for wrecked holes

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Julie and Beef, you guys are getting some love from a lovely bloke:

“I think you are both lovely people and it would be great to get to know you better.”

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Can I play?

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By *ex HolesMan
39 weeks ago

Up North

Oasisfan, a very sexy lady says that she’d love to insert you and milk your sex rod dry.

Go get her tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"In for tit pics

In for wrecked holes "

In for Rick…. Shawing?.?…. I have nothing.

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By *IG G77Man
39 weeks ago

GATLEY

In

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Time to kill so I’m in Might as well reveal myself . The message JulieAndbeef put up was from me. You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

Hope you’re having a fantastic morning.

Thank you for the message! Our lower limits are unlikely to change but it definitely made me smile

J Sorry I meant that was for COOKIE46 I did actually just send one for you both though"

Awwww thank you

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Coyote Ugly, someone thinks you’re a coyote but not entirely hideous….

“How gorgeous is Cotote Ugly jeez”

Straight to your point!! Ahem, the point.

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Oasisfan, a very sexy lady says that she’d love to insert you and milk your sex rod dry.

Go get her tiger "
Reveal yourself. I’d love to chat

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By *ickshawedCouple
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"In for tit pics

In for wrecked holes

In for Rick…. Shawing?.?…. I have nothing. "

Here for the wood

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Time to kill so I’m in Might as well reveal myself . The message JulieAndbeef put up was from me. You look absolutely beautiful, and I would love to get to know you better, Shame I’m below your age range.

Hope you’re having a fantastic morning.

Thank you for the message! Our lower limits are unlikely to change but it definitely made me smile

J Sorry I meant that was for COOKIE46 I did actually just send one for you both though

Awwww thank you "
I reckon you need your age range at 25

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By *ex HolesMan
39 weeks ago

Up North

Scottish guy - a really sexy lady says that she wants to snap your banjo string as your on the ‘vinegar strokes’

Oh my

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very sexy friend has just messaged me with this…

Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed that she is actually beautiful, not just fab beautiful. I like her and stuff.

I mean, he’s not wrong

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Well Mr Tea, one of my hot breast toting friends has sent me a message for you:

“You may be a year older but I'd still do you. And you won't notice any grey hair if I'm sitting on your face.”"

Deal!

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

RTG my friend, you have a hot message from a seriously hot fabber:

“Please tell Rose-tinted glasses that I do love a man in a suit, but can he pair it with a kilt next time please.”

Get it on lad!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
39 weeks ago

London


"Scottish guy - a really sexy lady says that she wants to snap your banjo string as your on the ‘vinegar strokes’

Oh my "

Hopefully they mean pluck more than snap.

I'd love them to reveal themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

COYOTE. - thanks to you, I seem to get ladies in my box now … and this lovely gorgeous friend of mine is fixated on the your lovely pair you are showing off in your sexy photos, …

Okay, that’s not exactly what she said, which was

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Please tell Coyote Ugly that I have total sock envy. Plus it's nice to see her back

I’m shaw you’d know who it is if you guessed.

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Oohhh Beef from JulieAndBeef my smoking hot mate wants me to tell you:

that he's well fit and I want to do the sex with him very soon.

I would if I was you!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Tea Monkey! Our gracious host for this here thread. I have a message for you, from the gorgeous female half of a hot, hot couple.

She says: “I like the idea of being educated if it's him offering lessons. ”

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By *ickshawedCouple
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"My very sexy friend has just messaged me with this…

Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed that she is actually beautiful, not just fab beautiful. I like her and stuff.

I mean, he’s not wrong "

Clearly you haven't seen me since I stuffed my face with Easter eggs

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Cede darling you are quite rightly getting some attention today:

Please tell Cede that she is one of the most beautiful people I know and I absolutely fancy her!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

I’m in

Happy to be postie as well.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Some woman with chocolate smeared all over her face asked me to share this message:

“Please tell Rex Holes that I can't decide which I want more - to poke things up his bum or his penis. If he stands still I'll see which I prefer. ”

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I fancy granny - crumpet.

I don't know what she looks like but..

& I've broken the rules because she hasn't posted here. (Yet.)

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By *ickshawedCouple
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be."

The egg has been eaten…. So ….

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Oooh Misty another for you from a tasty make of mine as saying:

I’d love to be on top of those peaks.

Personally I want to be between them but each to their own

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By *ex HolesMan
39 weeks ago

Up North


"Some woman with chocolate smeared all over her face asked me to share this message:

“Please tell Rex Holes that I can't decide which I want more - to poke things up his bum or his penis. If he stands still I'll see which I prefer. ”"

I have pre cum

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Pink gin! This just dropped into my box from a sexy fella and it's rather refreshing

Please can you tell Pink Gin that I’ll be the tonic to her gin.

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By *elix SightedMan
39 weeks ago

Cloud 8

More hot luvvin for the hot lover Cede!

Please tell Cede - I’m in the perfect position for where I need her to be.

Go for it girl

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By *cottish guy 555Man
39 weeks ago

London


"Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be.

The egg has been eaten…. So …. "

It was delicious.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"“Please tell Rose-tinted glasses that I do love a man in a suit, but can he pair it with a kilt next time please.”"

How many times do I have to tell this seriously hot Fabber? I do not have a kilt. I do not wear kilts. (She’ll have to put up with me naked instead.)

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39 weeks ago

Message for : Pink Gin

A very cheeky chap says:

I’d like her to come sit on my face. And then sit on my cock. In that order. Thanks.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oohhh Beef from JulieAndBeef my smoking hot mate wants me to tell you:

that he's well fit and I want to do the sex with him very soon.

I would if I was you!! "

crikey. Please tell your mate not to be so restrained, unless that's what they like, and slide into my DMs so we can figure out when I can fill your slot or something.

B

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be.

The egg has been eaten…. So ….

It was delicious.

"

This is how rumours start

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By *cottish guy 555Man
39 weeks ago

London


"Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be.

The egg has been eaten…. So ….

It was delicious.

This is how rumours start "

OK. It wasn't tasty in the slightest.

#eathealthy

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
39 weeks ago

villiage


"Hey Misty, my hot mate has a request for you.

Tell Misty to move that chocolate egg. It’s right in the way of where I want to be.

The egg has been eaten…. So ….

It was delicious.

This is how rumours start

OK. It wasn't tasty in the slightest.

#eathealthy we need something to talk about rumours or not

"

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Good fun I’m out and can’t post anymore.

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss


"Oohhh Beef from JulieAndBeef my smoking hot mate wants me to tell you:

that he's well fit and I want to do the sex with him very soon.

I would if I was you!!

crikey. Please tell your mate not to be so restrained, unless that's what they like, and slide into my DMs so we can figure out when I can fill your slot or something.

B"

Mmm from what I know they do like to be restrained but I'm sure they will make themselves known to you

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss


"More hot luvvin for the hot lover Cede!

Please tell Cede - I’m in the perfect position for where I need her to be.

Go for it girl "

Oooh on it

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I'm in ...I think xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
39 weeks ago

Leeds


"I think your mate is full of shit.

But we’ll give it a go.

The mr "

Told you so nobody wants me, I’m off to trip up some toddlers in the park to make myself feel better.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I think your mate is full of shit.

But we’ll give it a go.

The mr

Told you so nobody wants me, I’m off to trip up some toddlers in the park to make myself feel better.

The mr "

I didn't see you there! If I send a message now it will look like a pity message though. I fancy you and I don't need a mate to send it!

J

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in

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By *orny-DJMan
39 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Can I play?

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By *tsOnlyMe1980Man
39 weeks ago

derby

In

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By *ony MannMan
39 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

My gf did offer me to a couple once, I was dragged off to bed. I did not object.

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By *tsOnlyMe1980Man
39 weeks ago

derby


"My gf did offer me to a couple once, I was dragged off to bed. I did not object."

Lucky man!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My friend has just asked me to pass this message on;

Hi, please tell moonshadow700 that I do so admire her dedication to the love of lingerie and would love to flick through her catalogue in person

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By *ingerTwistWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've never played this before, but have loved reading the creative flirty messages flying back and forth!

Kinda new to the forum posting lark but I'm in.

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By *ryingitout19Man
39 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

This is a message for the lovely Minxy

I wonder if I might ask you if you'd be so kind as to post a message for Minxy777 to say that I too am looking for a regular FB and that I would love to find out if the two of us were compatible and enjoy some fantastic sex together

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A message for Minxy from my sexy mate...

Hi, please tell _inxy777 that I would love to share her dark sense of humour whilst exploring some of her interests.

Hopefully she'll be wearing some of her lingerie as we did so. She does look fab in stockings.

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By *agnar73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Oh I’d be late, but might as well

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By *inxy777Woman
39 weeks ago

essex

Thank you whoever you are, message me

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
39 weeks ago

IPSWICH

In.

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By *ensualbicockMan
39 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In

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By *rinnisMan
39 weeks ago

par

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My charming friend has passed this on to me…

Could you please tell Coyote Ugly that I’m conflicted. I like her moustache and roomy rectum, but I’m put off by the dingleberries. I can overlook one or two but the older ones aren’t “charming”.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
39 weeks ago

North Angus


"My charming friend has passed this on to me…

Could you please tell Coyote Ugly that I’m conflicted. I like her moustache and roomy rectum, but I’m put off by the dingleberries. I can overlook one or two but the older ones aren’t “charming”."

Best one yet

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Still nosing lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh sorry to my sexy mate, I was doing the washing up. Just spotted this message...

Tell GingerTwist I got tangled up in her profile and I’d like to try plucking her strings sometime.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy but shy friend passed me this…

falcon77 I think you are the most breathtakingly impossibly beautiful man I have ever seen, and I enjoy admiring you secretly from afar!

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By *ingerTwistWoman
39 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Ooh sorry to my sexy mate, I was doing the washing up. Just spotted this message...

Tell GingerTwist I got tangled up in her profile and I’d like to try plucking her strings sometime."

Ooo was NOT expecting to be name checked! Thank you! Tickled pink by this perfect pitch!

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Life's too short!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Message for: Tryingitout19 from my gorgeous friend

Those thighs.....phwooar!

That is all

She's a woman of good taste

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
39 weeks ago

London

Too late to join?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Message for private parts from this lovely lady

Fab pictures, and that body makes my private parts tingle. X

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hello Happy Easter Monday. I'm in x

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

I'm still happy to be postie if anyone is uncertain who to send to

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Too late to join? "
really well I'm joining anyways

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
39 weeks ago

Southampton

Postie seems to be my role currently lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve got a message incoming for Big Eric Tion, from one of the hotties of this parish.

“I think it's about time you roleplayed my fantasy and bent me over your tailgate! ”

Having seen her arse, I think you should get right on that. She’s a pleasure to bend over.

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary

Late as per, in

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Message for private parts from this lovely lady

Fab pictures, and that body makes my private parts tingle. X

"

Oo'er Mrs, do you require a towel

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Spider-Woman a message for you from a rather handsome friend of mine saying:

It’s bloody lovely to see her around here again. Now, if she could just strip off and come here, please …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Spiderman, my very subtle mate has a message for you...

Could you please ask Spider Woman:

1) Where the fuck has she been?

2) Why would she only appear again on the day I’m leaving? I mean, the day Felix is leaving. Not that he sent this message. Or has anything to do with it. Ahem.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Spider-Woman a message for you from a rather handsome friend of mine saying:

It’s bloody lovely to see her around here again. Now, if she could just strip off and come here, please …

"
Its been a while thanks for the message. While I think who this maybe

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Spiderman, my very subtle mate has a message for you...

Could you please ask Spider Woman:

1) Where the fuck has she been?

2) Why would she only appear again on the day I’m leaving? I mean, the day Felix is leaving. Not that he sent this message. Or has anything to do with it. Ahem."
This has made me laugh Felix. I'm sure your leaving could be a break. A break is good you know.x

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

Seducing Em a message from this sexy mate wanting to say:

Can excuse her lateness, now that she has still graced us with her presence.

Would love to find a way to thank her for the hot pics, or discipline her on her timekeeping haha....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Another for your friendly neighbourhood Spiderwoman...

Mind passing on a message to spider woman please. I need her in my bed for the remainder of the day to celebrate the Bank hol.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A message for Veronica, oooft!

Please tell Veronica, that I’d like to explore her…

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Seducing Em a message from this sexy mate wanting to say:

Can excuse her lateness, now that she has still graced us with her presence.

Would love to find a way to thank her for the hot pics, or discipline her on her timekeeping haha...."

You've just thanked me

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"A very sexy but shy friend passed me this…

falcon77 I think you are the most breathtakingly impossibly beautiful man I have ever seen, and I enjoy admiring you secretly from afar! "

Thank you so much, whoever you are.

I'd say you have a beautiful soul in return, for such kind words X

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
39 weeks ago

London


"A message for Veronica, oooft!

Please tell Veronica, that I’d like to explore her…"

Any help is very welcome

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By *orphia2003Woman
39 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Don't mind being postie of anyone is still playing.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
39 weeks ago

London

A message for Seducing_Em

“She can help me celebrate Easter. I’ll wear the bunny ears if she’ll come and bounce on my cock”

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A message for the very welcome returnee that is Spiderwoman

Please tell spider woman that I’d like to get tangled up in her web any time she likes…

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
39 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A bit late to this as the thread is about to fill up, but I'm in

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Another for your friendly neighbourhood Spiderwoman...

Mind passing on a message to spider woman please. I need her in my bed for the remainder of the day to celebrate the Bank hol. "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"A bit late to this as the thread is about to fill up, but I'm in "

Jesus Wonderwomens arrived. Xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
39 weeks ago

North Angus


"A bit late to this as the thread is about to fill up, but I'm in

Jesus Wonderwomens arrived. Xx"

This is the DC vs Marvel I’ve been waiting for

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
39 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Well now, Behind Her Eyes, a very sexy man has sent me this for you:

I would love to join you two for some mfm fun. Tinder I’ve fancied you from afar for quite some time x"

Interesting

Tinder

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By *asisfan25Man
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Oasisfan, a very sexy lady says that she’d love to insert you and milk your sex rod dry.

Go get her tiger "
Want to reveal yourself or if not you can just message me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"A message for the very welcome returnee that is Spiderwoman

Please tell spider woman that I’d like to get tangled up in her web any time she likes…"
Thankyou for the message and welcome back. X

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
39 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

A stone-cold hottie has sent me a message for our host, Tea Monkey:

“I've known you for years and despite meeting you a few times I've always been too shy to say that I'd love a smooch.”

Tea, you need to do something about this. She’s shy but she’s besotted. Make the first move, man!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
39 weeks ago

caledonian

In for the day

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a forum hottie …….

Tell Veronica her lips need to meet mine. Soon.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
39 weeks ago

Halifax

I'm always too late for these things.

In fact I'm nearly late for everything. There's a positive flip side to this however, as being 'early' in certain things can l3ad to disappointment.

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By *edeWoman
39 weeks ago

the abyss

A joint message here from my awesome mate saying Spiderwoman and Wonderwoman need to make marvel(lous) magic together. They’d be happy to take on the chore of filming it.

As. Would. I.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"A joint message here from my awesome mate saying Spiderwoman and Wonderwoman need to make marvel(lous) magic together. They’d be happy to take on the chore of filming it.

As. Would. I. "
All we need now is for Spiderman or Superman to arrive.. yippeeee

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For the very smokin hot Holdyoudown

Would you tell Holdyoudown he can hold me down anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

In....

... But not feeling particularly sexy, as i stink of bleach and am sweaty from cleaning

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A bit late to this as the thread is about to fill up, but I'm in

Jesus Wonderwomens arrived. Xx

This is the DC vs Marvel I’ve been waiting for "

Avengers assemble

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"In....

... But not feeling particularly sexy, as i stink of bleach and am sweaty from cleaning "

Oofftt

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"In....

... But not feeling particularly sexy, as i stink of bleach and am sweaty from cleaning

Oofftt "

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"In....

... But not feeling particularly sexy, as i stink of bleach and am sweaty from cleaning

Oofftt "

Weirdo wait 'til i get my rubber marigolds out

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"In....

... But not feeling particularly sexy, as i stink of bleach and am sweaty from cleaning

Oofftt

"

.... I heard you like a good scrubber

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’m in

^always wanted to do that.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
39 weeks ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Lovely thread Mr T.

Happy Monday all xx

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