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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Had a thread get to more than 15 responses.

Am I doing something wrong?

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By *irthandgirthMan
39 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

You need to talk about cake.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
39 weeks ago

Bradford


"Had a thread get to more than 15 responses.

Am I doing something wrong?"

Yep telling people that you've never had thread with more than 15 responces .

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By *inxy777Woman
39 weeks ago

essex


"You need to talk about cake."

Though it depends what cake!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"You need to talk about cake."

Or pee

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By *umagain58Man
39 weeks ago

London

Goodness lots do more

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Or something contraversial

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Can't do cakes. And I've never liked to Rock the boat.

Don't need a pee either, but I would like to know how many shakes is considered playing with yourself...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

I don’t even like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Cake threads do seem to max out and have to be closed

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

And I believe it’s 3 shakes is a wank

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By *izandpaulCouple
39 weeks ago

merseyside


"Had a thread get to more than 15 responses.

Am I doing something wrong?"

Maybe wrong forum group.

Go the virus forum and state you have received 3 Covid jabs and within 12 hours of each jab your cock has grown a couple of inches.

Go to some medical site, human or animal, doesn't matter which but they must contain percentages, numbers and big medical words. Cut and paste and say this is evidence.

Watch for the fallout.

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By *ucka39Man
39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bring popcorn

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

Hmmm

Boobs help

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"And I believe it’s 3 shakes is a wank "

I thought that was 3 sneezes was an organism (that's like a little orgasm I think).

And why am I still here when I should be asleep by now??

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

Sneezes - 8

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I've never had a mff

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

And there is 15

My public duty is done I’m off to bed. To sneeze &’shake

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By *lynJMan
39 weeks ago

Morden


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee"

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands

You're doing well with this thread OP, broke your thread record!

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Well done op

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views "

Could it be cake?

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Woohoo!!!!

I can finally sleep soundly now.

Damn.... What if it goes viral whilst I'm asleep though????

Can't sleep now just in case.?.

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

The cake could have been the topic that got him there alright lol

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views

Could it be cake?"

Squirting cake?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views

Could it be cake?

Squirting cake?"

We all love a moist cake

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views

Could it be cake?"

Cake and squirting in the same thread, getting flashbacks of a cake fart porn clip I was sent years ago

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee

Say that when a lady squirts, it's just pee or not pee depending on your views

Could it be cake?

Squirting cake?

We all love a moist cake

"

Very true, just have to be careful you don't get a soggy bottom.

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Love to eat cake as im being squirted on now that would get messages lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

Sorry

I take 85% responsibility for that

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong"

Utter chaos with cake and squirting

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Its def ur fault

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

Utter chaos with cake and squirting "

Chaos is great though

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Misty, you're a very naughty girl.....

Go to bed.

Bloody delinquents.

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

No misty stay awake corrupt it right

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

Utter chaos with cake and squirting

Chaos is great though "

Especially if it involves cake!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

I will not be silenced

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

Utter chaos with cake and squirting

Chaos is great though

Especially if it involves cake!"

Might be all the sugar in the cake setting us off

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

What can I add to cake……

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Its where u put the cake could make it interesting

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex

Ooooh muffins

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

Utter chaos with cake and squirting

Chaos is great though

Especially if it involves cake!

Might be all the sugar in the cake setting us off"

I do like a sugar rush! Bloody hell, I'm craving cake now just as I was about to go to bed!

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"What can I add to cake……

"

More....

Erm...

Cake?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"Oh dear...

This thread is not going the way I envisioned.

It's all going a bit Pete Tong

Utter chaos with cake and squirting

Chaos is great though

Especially if it involves cake!

Might be all the sugar in the cake setting us off

I do like a sugar rush! Bloody hell, I'm craving cake now just as I was about to go to bed! "

Cream cake?

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By *ameisnawtyMan
39 weeks ago

anywhere

Cream cake with squirts lol

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bloody hell..

Even I fancy a slice of Battenburg now.

Without the pee.

Or carrot.

Or broccoli.

I don't mind a piece of cauliflower though...

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By *lynJMan
39 weeks ago

Morden


"Bloody hell..

Even I fancy a slice of Battenburg now.

Without the pee.

Or carrot.

Or broccoli.

I don't mind a piece of cauliflower though... "

Cauliflower with cake!? That's just silly.

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By *he Forum Thread Killer OP   Man
39 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Bloody hell..

Even I fancy a slice of Battenburg now.

Without the pee.

Or carrot.

Or broccoli.

I don't mind a piece of cauliflower though...

Cauliflower with cake!? That's just silly. "

Try telling that to the carrots and pregnant women!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

What's happened to the cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I've never.... got my tongue stuck up my own butt with arrogance

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
39 weeks ago

at work


"Cream cake with squirts lol"

Squirty cream

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By *agnar73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Cream cake with squirts lol

Squirty cream "

Yes please

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"What can I add to cake……

"

Icing? Decorations? Nuts, if it's a fruit cake, make it a Dundee Cake...

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Cake and squirting in the same thread, getting flashbacks of a cake fart porn clip I was sent years ago "

Cake fart?!

My poor little mind is boggling. And I'm NOT going to Google it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
39 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Cake and squirting in the same thread, getting flashbacks of a cake fart porn clip I was sent years ago

Cake fart?!

My poor little mind is boggling. And I'm NOT going to Google it"

Same - I feel I’d be scarred for life

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

You have now, I'm proud of you

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"Hmmm

Boobs help"

Yours always help xx

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

This thread cannot die

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"This thread cannot die"

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"You need to talk about cake.

Or pee"

Depends what pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"This thread cannot die

Morning "

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh? "

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg.

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By *rivateparts!Man
39 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg. "

Oofftt

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg. "

Well that’s another tick off your bucket list

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By *irthandgirthMan
39 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg. "

Ooh you filthy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg.

Ooh you filthy cow "

She is getting heavy with a carrot cake now and not yet seen your post

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By *onaghanMaanMan
39 weeks ago

Louth

Yes

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
39 weeks ago

Essex


"This thread cannot die

Morning

Morning you been having an all-night cake sesh?

I had a 3way with a Madeira and a Battenberg.

Ooh you filthy cow

She is getting heavy with a carrot cake now and not yet seen your post "

It’s the cream cheese frosting…. Gets me every time

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By *WkinkymaleMan
39 weeks ago

Llandudno

Said no

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I've never been to a stag do.

I've never been inside an apple store.

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