FabSwingers.com forum: Five Word Story

By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

It's almost twice as good as yesterday's game.

Same as before, just add five words to the previous post

One day, a big fat

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Marrow was purchased by a

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Vicar heading to the church

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Vicar heading to the church"

To ordain a new choirboy

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By *layfullsamMan
38 weeks ago

Solihull

"Vicar heading to the church"

To play hide the marrow

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Vicar heading to the church"

To raffle off in a

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Buy one get one free

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Suddenly, explosions happened all around

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Nobody expected the Spanish inquisition

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

To be drinking the tequila

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Whilst frantically pelvic thrusting toward

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

They jumped to the left

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"They jumped to the left"

Whilst swinging to the right

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Then did the time warp

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Then Dr who came in

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Looking for his tardis and

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Looking for his tardis and "

A Cyberman to play with

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Looking for his tardis and

A Cyberman to play with"

Then he dropped his trousers

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

And saw his sonic screwdriver

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"And saw his sonic screwdriver "

which was ready to be...

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"And saw his sonic screwdriver

which was ready to be..."

Inserted sideways deep inside his

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Long long coat pocket and

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Make room for the illegal

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Make room for the illegal "

Purchase of devils cabbage leaves

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By *ullyMan
38 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Our dog had pups, they died.

Honestly, this was what my son wrote aged eight when asked to write a story of what happened in the summer holidays on return to school, writing long letters or stories etc was not his strong point so this was his "story".

Our Russell did have pups and they were all fine.

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Make room for the illegal

Purchase of devils cabbage leaves"

Which were used to summon

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By *issBellaWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

"Make room for the illegal

Purchase of devils cabbage leaves

Which were used to summon"

The wonderful wizard of Oz

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Who came barrelling in sideways

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Who came barrelling in sideways "

On his new electric scooter

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

On the motorway doing 70

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Wielding a massive rubber cock

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

Yelling " right , who wants it?"

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

As he is going on a

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By *ovely ChubblyMan
38 weeks ago

West Midlands

"As he is going on a "

Mission to peg as many

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Clothes on the washing line

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Clothes on the washing line "

The owners still wearing them

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By *oxic1998Woman
38 weeks ago

Belfast

With condoms in the pockets

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Waiting for some action in

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

High definition and stereo sound

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Whilst they get up and

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Solve world hunger by utilising

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

A magic green bean shoot

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By *allySlinkyWoman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

To propagate free food supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Ended this story. The end.

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Suddenly the story began again

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By *nnCeeWoman
38 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

The food was given out

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

..by a sexy charity worker…

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By *didasmanukMan
38 weeks ago

Staines

Who ogled all the cocks

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

With a massive throbbing schlong

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By *iss LovelyWoman
38 weeks ago

Here and There

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ARRIVED!

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

She was shouting in capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

With a bag of Haribos

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Tucked inside her furry snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

It tickled a bit, but

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
38 weeks ago

TELFORD

As soon as i fingered

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Out popped a very rare

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Expensive vintage gold Rolex watch.

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
38 weeks ago

TELFORD

I licked it clean and

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"I licked it clean and"

read the inscription, it said

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
38 weeks ago

TELFORD

"I licked it clean and

read the inscription, it said"

Rub me 3 times and

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Your wildest dreams will become

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

A nitemare like on elms

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

Browning autumn leaves. So then

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Browning autumn leaves. So then"

He proceeded to rub it

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
38 weeks ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

"Browning autumn leaves. So then"

I stubbed my bloody toe

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

As his wide big long

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"As his wide big long"

Life of freedom beckoned him

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"As his wide big long

Life of freedom beckoned him"

Into rubbing his enormous cock

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

all the world to see

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"As his wide big long

Life of freedom beckoned him

Into rubbing his enormous cock"

And out popped a genie!

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

What wishes do you want

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"What wishes do you want "

'Repair my cock you destroyed'

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By *linyMan
38 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Said the genie, dressed as

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By *alm_one4Man
38 weeks ago

RM16

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

A March hare at Easter

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Said the genie, dressed as"

A platypus in a spacesuit

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Said the genie, dressed as

A platypus in a spacesuit"

Which reminds me of a

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Said the genie, dressed as

A platypus in a spacesuit

Which reminds me of a "

Fancy dressed dingo in Darwin

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Said the genie, dressed as

A platypus in a spacesuit

Which reminds me of a

Fancy dressed dingo in Darwin"

Who was possibly a homosexual

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

With an angry dragon fetish

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And somewhat disgusting personal habits

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Including playing the rusty trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

On public buses and trams.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Trains and planes and automobiles

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Are great places for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Katie me and three guys

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By *alm_one4Man
38 weeks ago

RM16

Plus a que of hopefuls

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Auditioned for Bone Smoker Idol

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

We didn't get in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Suddenly! Huge breasted women started

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By *hat3wordsMan
38 weeks ago

North West & Wales

Thought of Marrow uses

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

After drawing faces on them

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

It was the three bears

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

All with a marrow fetish

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Gently peel the skin back....

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

And season with garlic salt

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Enough of the marrows already

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

'No, we demand MORE MARROWS!'

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Butternut squash to you sir

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

She shoved the butternut up….

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"She shoved the butternut up…."

Inside the marrow quite forcefully

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Was a cucumber wanting out

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

"Was a cucumber wanting out

Making a vegetable Russian Doll

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

To bake inside her chuff

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

For the chuff marrow party

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Ofcourse Other party's are available

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Chuff Marrow Massive is best

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By *att71Man
38 weeks ago

Bristol

but not like this party

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

You're all you need, facts

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Said the MC Chuff Daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"You're all you need, facts

Said the poster everyone saw

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"You're all you need, facts

Said the poster everyone saw"

Sawing McChuff Marrow in two....

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By *r_reus OP Man
38 weeks ago

Coventry

But they laughed it off

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

McChuff marrow in 2 fits

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

And oh my its nice

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
38 weeks ago

Bradford

Why have you cooked it

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Insert here it read so

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Oh no in wrong hole

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Oh the peep hole one

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

Oh hollow hole!

Marrow filled

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

That’ll hurt in the morning

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"That’ll hurt in the morning "

Oh gaping hole!

Yawning, yawning

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

What is that in my

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By *parkle1974Woman
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Gaping arsehole...what is it??

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

The galaxy and black hole

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

It’s the band of the

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Century or so they say

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

That lot don't know anything

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

How to stick it in

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
38 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Between my big fucking tits

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Between my big fucking tits"

Marrow jizz my melons studmuffin!

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

They said now now now

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

"They said now now now "
i said yes yes yes

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
38 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Get that spunk over them

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

They want faster faster faster

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"They want faster faster faster "

Lick my sticky jizz titties!!!

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
38 weeks ago

Covent Garden

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

"They want faster faster faster

Lick my sticky jizz titties!!!"

Mmm mcChuff marrow more more

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
38 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Big fucking juicy melons galore

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

One of five a day

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

The more you eat the

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By *unchalMan
38 weeks ago

Dartford

The more you wanna eat

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"The more you eat the "

Elephant, the lions crave jelly.

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

And shove marrows up your

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Jellied eels are not edible

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Bananas, ripe hard and so

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Slipped on one, sore butt

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By *iccadilly PrickMan
38 weeks ago

Covent Garden

But bananas between tits! Yay

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

As driving the car down the

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

the moobs soon let go

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Oooo slinky kinky banana boy

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Arse end of nowhere

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"As driving the car down the "

Hershey Highway of gluttonous desire.

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Hersheys chocolate factory tour wow

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

To eat something not fruit!

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Right up the chocolate starfish

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

2000 leagues under the sea

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Ooooh chocolate stuffing her

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Ffs I’m so slow!

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

She slithers through the tulips

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Leather flogger, count to 100

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Said the chocolate eating minx

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Oooh again, again with the

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Spam sandwiches i love them

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Wooden spoon in her hand

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

Chocolate, chocolate she then said

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Smear it on your cock

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

As the brown liquid hardened

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

As they looked for the

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By *uke OzadeMan
38 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

So did his majestic boner

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Fido loved it woof woof

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By *inxy777Woman
38 weeks ago

essex

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Minxy is lost for words

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By *ny1localMan
38 weeks ago

READING

Sorry,it is not chocolate

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