FabSwingers.com forum: Worst TV programmes

By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

In response to the 'favourite TV programmes' thread ... what's your least favourite? What makes you reach for the telly controller?

'Don't forget the lyrics' is on now - I hate it with a passion (karaoke programme for those not good enough for the X-Factor imo) but zed likes it so it's staying. He tolerated 'Got to Dance' for me after all.

Sing Date is another abomination

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Antiques Road Show

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Antiques Road Show"

noooooo! Its great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The One Show

Miranda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any "talent" show - false advertising at its best...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Reality shows like TOWIE and whatever else there is!

Xfactor, the voice and other similar talent shows. All fixed.

Big Brother.

Gameshows like deal or no deal, goldenballs and pointless. Boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Hill. He makes me want to stick pins in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Hill. He makes me want to stick pins in my eyes"

not just me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The One Show

Miranda

Agree! I hate Miranda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any auction,jumble sale,homes for sale programme

Anything with James Corden in

MUTV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

question time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xfactor, BGT, The Voice, Skating on Ice......i could go on.... the list of drivel on telly is mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs browns boys so over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

almost everything british, apart from wildlife programmes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call the midwife.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"mrs browns boys so over rated"

Booooo!! Really makes me laugh!!

Anything that's on before 6am coz that means my boys awake too bloody early and even kids TV doesn't start at 5. X

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

"Harry Hill. He makes me want to stick pins in my eyes"
If the guys at work watch it ,I have to sit in the office I can't stand Harry Hill

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Eastenders

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Any thing with Dame edna everage, Ken Dodd or Emu. They make me feel ill.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

eastenders and emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casualty.... or any thing that involves blood needles and enlarged balls or vaginas so that includes embarrasin bodies errreggghhh gross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to sound a right old fart now but here goes:

Anything on tv between 9am and 9pm is generally rubbish.

All soaps.

Most reality shows, be they in a jungle, a big house, a studio or wherever.

Everything on E4 and 5*, 5USA.

There, that should consign me to being an old fart forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been framed ! About time that show was axed.

Last of the summer wine ! Glad it has been axed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps

Anything reality apart from sometimes the jungle, ESP big brother and singing progs

Tho I do love strictly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps.

...and Firefly.

Yeah, I went there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soaps.

...and Firefly.

Yeah, I went there!

firefly CLASSIC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOWIE or any show like it full of fakes n phoneys playing up to the cameras for 15mins of fame whilst pretending this is their everyday life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Hill. He makes me want to stick pins in my eyes

not just me then! "

Nope. Its cringeworthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bum bum bumbubba bum bum friggin eastenders!!

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Harry Hill. He makes me want to stick pins in my eyes

not just me then!

Nope. Its cringeworthy!"

I HATE the way he likens the people in the 'You've Been Framed' clips to celebrities. It really, really, REALLY gets on my nerves!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden balls

The royal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Emm n Zed,

wow, what a target.

All soaps, dramas, animal programmes, nature programmes, reality shows, talent shows, all things thing American, most modern 'comedies', in other words almost everything on television.

Alec

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Keith Lemon - Just being crass and foul mouthed isn't enough.

Harry Hill - Just being stupid isn't enough.

Miranda - just being middle class and stupid isn't enough.

Jack Whitehall - becoming a middle class lisping sycophant to celebrities isn't enough ( he was good before they got to him )

Any Soap - Just portraying life in a small area as incestual , rapey and killey isn't enough.

Come Dine with Me.. sob !

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Citizen Khan. Biggest load of crap to be on the BBC for years. The BBC won't give Shooting stars a new series, but gives a series to this Politically correct crap. I thought the whole point of commissioning a comedy for tv that it had to be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keith Lemon - Just being crass and foul mouthed isn't enough.

Harry Hill - Just being stupid isn't enough.

Miranda - just being middle class and stupid isn't enough.

Jack Whitehall - becoming a middle class lisping sycophant to celebrities isn't enough ( he was good before they got to him )

Any Soap - Just portraying life in a small area as incestual , rapey and killey isn't enough.

Come Dine with Me.. sob !

i cannot stand jack..

anyway..thanks for the arse comment..I like ur hot pinkeye ...is it painful? want more? x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Got to be honest. If anyone came in my eye they'd pay with a part of their anatomy....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It is a nice arse tho ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a nice arse tho .... "

consider ur eyes safe...but ur mouth n boobies not

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You've been framed - the first series wasn't even funny, let alone the umpteenth one.

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By *ovecuckoldfunMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

BIB BROTHER AND MIRANDA are shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mrs browns boys so over rated"

i thought i was the only person who cant stand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mrs browns boys so over rated

i thought i was the only person who cant stand it"

its passable,,,its not fucking father ted worthy lol

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By *mm_n_Zed OP Couple
over a year ago

Fareham

"mrs browns boys so over rated

i thought i was the only person who cant stand it

its passable,,,its not fucking father ted worthy lol"

Father Ted - quality!

'Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mrs browns boys so over rated

i thought i was the only person who cant stand it

its passable,,,its not fucking father ted worthy lol

Father Ted - quality!

'Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse'

thats a scene that will be FOREVER!

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By *AC and LACCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Chesterfield

look north.... yorkshire yorkshire everything is in yorkshire,

chesterfield football club is in chesterfield, yet they reported that the proact stadium is in yorkshire... get a map,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gear, i click off when they do the stupid self indulgent,,"we chose these 3 cars to race each other", crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All soaps and going to upset a few people here but I absolutely loathe Only Fools and Horses

It probably was funny at one time, but it seems to be on constantly nowadays, I leave the room as soon as the music comes on, it makes me cringe. Doesn't help that all the others in the family (especially Andy) love the bloody programme. Think they know most of the episodes word for word!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All soaps and going to upset a few people here but I absolutely loathe Only Fools and Horses

I don't get the fuss about it either . And constantly get grief about it. Only laughed twice and I've been forced to watch most of them. The batman and robin one and when he falls through the bar. Apart from that i am not bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every soap ever made... why would you want depressing crap on the tv when you get it in real life too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All giving birth programs ever, gurning women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every soap ever made... why would you want depressing crap on the tv when you get it in real life too?"

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Strictly! Hate it with a passion and dancing on ice, can't stand them. Anything about house buying tends to grip my shit as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All giving birth programs ever, gurning women! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (B) used to get very grumpy when TV was on. I'm not at home much so when I'm in I don't want to watch mind numbing rubbish. So Ju records all her faves and watches them while I'm at work. If something rubbish comes on and Ju wants too watch it I just listen to music or come on here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Gear, i click off when they do the stupid self indulgent,,"we chose these 3 cars to race each other", crap."

And test driving the new Range Rover,,,IN Arizona!!! Prices start from £71,000,, i mean seriously??

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