FabSwingers.com forum: God is kinky

By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

I've just realised every religion is basically about a Giant Kink Daddy,

Forgive me Father for I have sinned is basically 'Daddy I've been naughty'

Every Sunday the Giant Kink Daddy in the sky asks us to be on our hands and knees and beg for forgiveness

He even makes his devout little servant dress in little outfits just for him.

Giant Daddy in the sky asks us to take the body and blood of his son in our mouths ( wafer & wine)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

Not sure this is the right day for this musing. Maybe just me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Are you alright?

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By *linyMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester/London

There’s over 2000 registered religions worldwide so that must have taken a lot of research to go through them all

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

There's a lot of weak comedians have tried to make this bit work.

But the material is old and tired, and just not that funny.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"I've just realised every religion is basically about a Giant Kink Daddy,

Forgive me Father for I have sinned is basically 'Daddy I've been naughty'

Every Sunday the Giant Kink Daddy in the sky asks us to be on our hands and knees and beg for forgiveness

He even makes his devout little servant dress in little outfits just for him.

Giant Daddy in the sky asks us to take the body and blood of his son in our mouths ( wafer & wine)

And on the 3rd day he rose again

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By *imply DeeWoman
34 weeks ago

Wherever

"Not sure this is the right day for this musing. Maybe just me......."

Not just you.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Religions are a construct of man.

Happy for people to feel they're free to ridicule and criticise them on any day of the year.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
34 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *hrista BellendWoman
34 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nah... some people choose to sexualise religion is all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

It's just abit of fun. I didn't realise religion was a no go area on a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"It's just abit of fun. I didn't realise religion was a no go area on a sex site

You do hear a lot of reference to 'god' in a sex club.

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By *stwo2023Couple
34 weeks ago

Worcester

"Not sure this is the right day for this musing. Maybe just me.......

Not just you. "

Why? Just because today is the day a big egg laying bunny rabbit visits and we celebrate zombie jesus?

Evie

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
34 weeks ago

chichester

"Nah... some people choose to sexualise religion is all..."

tbh some of my best selling porn was when we did convent themed porn scenes and horny vicars

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By *oquars19458Man
34 weeks ago

sheffield

"It's just abit of fun. I didn't realise religion was a no go area on a sex site

Sex site?

What ever gave you that idea

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
34 weeks ago

Stoke

Which one of the 3000 sky men are you referring to?

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By *naswingdressWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I would have thought that it was about making sense of the world, why people do bad things, how we secure ourselves against harm, how we atone, the meaning of life, that sort of stuff.

Deep philosophical stuff rather than poor attempts at humour.

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