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By *edonisticRocker OP Man
34 weeks ago

Chorley

What is the funniest thing you have ever done to derail a DMs campaign

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By *antam AvershiresMan
33 weeks ago

Falme

As a Druid guilt tripping the BBEG into joining the community litter picking program by wild shaping into Leslie Knope

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33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Spent a full session building a raft instead of just traveling down the road

Grew a vinyard and created a ‘wanted’ wine company for a village and negotiated a percentage of sales.

One of us ate the familiar

we are still disgusted with him. Damn dragon borns

Too many.

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By *ezoMan
33 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Playing Curse of Strad were we decided to join Strad as he was also cursed and made compelling arguments.

"Are we the baddies?"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It was a joint effort.

First quest at start of campaign - Go sort the trouble at the mines.

So we decide to spend a day or two in town, make sure we're equipped and know the lay of the landscape.

6 actual months later, marriage and divorce, every side quest we can find complete, still 'preparing' for this first level quest, the DM finally snapped on it.

Where I can I find this reagent? In the mines.

I need to talk to the mayor. He's in the mines.

Where's the shopkeeper? He's in the mines.

Okay, I just need to use the bathroom before we set off. All the bathrooms have been taken to the mines.

What about... JUST GO TO THE FUCKING MINES.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"It was a joint effort.

First quest at start of campaign - Go sort the trouble at the mines.

So we decide to spend a day or two in town, make sure we're equipped and know the lay of the landscape.

6 actual months later, marriage and divorce, every side quest we can find complete, still 'preparing' for this first level quest, the DM finally snapped on it.

Where I can I find this reagent? In the mines.

I need to talk to the mayor. He's in the mines.

Where's the shopkeeper? He's in the mines.

Okay, I just need to use the bathroom before we set off. All the bathrooms have been taken to the mines.

What about... JUST GO TO THE FUCKING MINES."

Oh yep. I’m unsure if my party did this to piss me off or were that ridiculously unintelligent they couldn’t figure out where to go.

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