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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what would you never ever do? I know we should not ever say "never" but if we did... what do you think you would never do? (Not specificallyy sexual, just in general) Oh, and light hearted if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever eat spiders

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Towcester

"what would you never ever do? I know we should not ever say "never" but if we did... what do you think you would never do? (Not specificallyy sexual, just in general) Oh, and light hearted if you like

I'd never knowingly hurt your feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever, get back together

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Kill my cat, even though I threaten him daily

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Never jump out of a plane..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let someone leave my hotel room without coughing up their agreed share

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Towcester

"Kill my cat, even though I threaten him daily

I know that feeling lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

get married.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Smoke.....Anal Sex.....Parachute Jump....Vote Conservative....Watch TV soaps....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever tell the wife her bum does look fat in her new dress.

Well not unless you really do want to become a eunuch that is.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Illegal drugs or legal highs or abuse prescription drugs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

Why does he get special treatment???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get married."

I have been divisor end 21 years this year that's longer than some people stayed married x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff

I really just laughed then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff

Take snow pics

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Wow - what a selection. I vowed never ever to have sex with a woman as I could not see myself in the scenario! Then I did play .... Mind, that was a few years ago..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and take snow pics

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Illegal drugs or legal highs or abuse prescription drugs "

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

post pictures of food or meals on facebook

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

Now that's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat a Mc D's

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I will never ever wear white socks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never ever wear white socks..."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Never eat a Mc D's

Dont play hard to get. A breakfast wrap would have you drooling

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Never ever go blind

No wait that's another thing I gave a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eat a Mc D's

Dont play hard to get. A breakfast wrap would have you drooling

A coffee will suffice and better be forthcoming

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

Now that's just wrong

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bet your knocking one out thinking about it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would never allow a strap-on up my exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

Now that's just wrong

bet your knocking one out thinking about it

Puke!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never allow a strap-on up my exit"

Best get a move on with my coffee that you promised then

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would never allow a strap-on up my exit

Best get a move on with my coffee that you promised then

Do they have em in Costa

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Never ever (serious one) play or start a relationship with a friend's partner - complete taboo for me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"let someone take a dump in my mouth unless it was ryan

Now that's just wrong

bet your knocking one out thinking about it

Shush you're putting me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never allow a strap-on up my exit

Best get a move on with my coffee that you promised then

Do they have em in Costa

Only in my special cupboard there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff"

I already do two of those.

Bet yer guessin right now, ain't ya..???

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Forget to breathe!

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"Never ever (serious one) play or start a relationship with a friend's partner - complete taboo for me"

Never play with anyone where it could mean someone could get hurt. That's not fun.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Break the speed limit

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Forget to breathe!

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EVen if it means through ears for some blokes, eh?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Betray a friend, vote labour and not even Ryan could take a dump in my mouth

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never ever (serious one) play or start a relationship with a friend's partner - complete taboo for me

Never play with anyone where it could mean someone could get hurt. That's not fun."

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Break the speed limit

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Me neither

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Betray a friend, vote labour and not even Ryan could take a dump in my mouth

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I am trying to work out what you d get slaughtered for most in the forums...Guess that depends on who is online .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt suck cock..I just couldnt

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I wouldnt suck cock..I just couldnt"
I dont think I could do it. No seriously... I dont think I could - I guess have to keep trying to overcome my difficulties....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff

I already do two of those.

Bet yer guessin right now, ain't ya..???

honestly, I have heard Lush is ok... just try

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Betray a friend, vote labour and not even Ryan could take a dump in my mouth

I am trying to work out what you d get slaughtered for most in the forums...Guess that depends on who is online .

Least I know Wishy will always love me

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Betray a friend, vote labour and not even Ryan could take a dump in my mouth

I am trying to work out what you d get slaughtered for most in the forums...Guess that depends on who is online .

Least I know Wishy will always love me

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Hey - who wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"enter a Lush store

wear Joop

take a cock up ma chuff

I already do two of those.

Bet yer guessin right now, ain't ya..???

honestly, I have heard Lush is ok... just try

Hmmmm... still not sure, but if you say so, I'll give it a go....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Forget to breathe!

EVen if it means through ears for some blokes, eh?

Honestly? Can YOU do that? Am all ears...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Forget to breathe!

EVen if it means through ears for some blokes, eh?

Honestly? Can YOU do that? Am all ears...

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AM fairly good at diving... but it is the wrong kind for the site...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

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The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

I ate grasshoppers in Japan xx tasted like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

dangles my maggot

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

I ate grasshoppers in Japan xx tasted like chicken

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I know it is in my head.. nothing wrong with eating "edible" things. But I cannot get the image out of my head... I d be a vegetarian if that was the only option.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

dangles my maggot"
Is it flacid I mean floppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

I ate grasshoppers in Japan xx tasted like chicken

UI lived in hongkong when I was four..I used to collect them for my neighbor...I didnt know why until later on in life...

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Attend my own funerals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

dangles my maggotIs it flacid I mean floppy? "

depends how warm and tight ur mouth is...feel me wriggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never EVER lick a wall socket

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Attend my own funerals"

I think you will find, you will be.

Maybe taking a longish nap thro it, but you will be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never ever flog, whip or cane someones ass

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Attend my own funerals"

How many are you planning on having??

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Attend my own funerals

I think you will find, you will be.

Maybe taking a longish nap thro it, but you will be there"

Isn't that scarry??

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I could never ever flog, whip or cane someones ass

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And you d never tell a fib either

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Attend my own funerals

I think you will find, you will be.

Maybe taking a longish nap thro it, but you will be there

Isn't that scarry??"

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Attend my own funerals

How many are you planning on having??"

2. One in this life and one in the life after

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Attend my own funerals

How many are you planning on having??

2. One in this life and one in the life after "
As one door closes another one opens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argue with an Idiot.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Argue with an Idiot.

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I stopped talking to myself years ago!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

2. One in this life and one in the life after As one door closes another one opens."
. Correct

May I ask you one question????

Where do you the inspiration from for those great threads?????

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Talk about swing club

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

2. One in this life and one in the life after As one door closes another one opens.. Correct

May I ask you one question????

Where do you the inspiration from for those great threads?????"

Aw, thank you xx

I am sometimes a bit of a thinker and I wonder, I am curious about life, people and what makes us tick. I kind of see us humans as little ants busy running around focussing on what we believe to be so important and yet in the big icture of things... we are insignificant. That said, we are individually important as part of a network where we can be with, work with, engage with other people and make a difference to them.

There are also often good threads that spin me off into another direction.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Talk about swing club

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Talk about a big Bertha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn straight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never ever eat spiders

They're not so bad deep fried - until you realise what they are

The mere thought of eating anything "insect" like fills me with horror

Me too, but it was dark, I thought they were beans

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Talk about swing club

Talk about a big Bertha!

The second rule of swing club is never talk about swing club

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

2. One in this life and one in the life after As one door closes another one opens.. Correct

May I ask you one question????

Where do you the inspiration from for those great threads?????

Aw, thank you xx

There are also often good threads that spin me off into another direction. "
. Never thought I would be reading such deep words on a swingging site

You sometime send me back to university years reading Descartes or Satres

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

2. One in this life and one in the life after As one door closes another one opens.. Correct

May I ask you one question????

Where do you the inspiration from for those great threads?????

Aw, thank you xx

There are also often good threads that spin me off into another direction. . Never thought I would be reading such deep words on a swingging site

You sometime send me back to university years reading Descartes or Satres"

Interesting - I actually liked reading Descartes even thugh I dont agree with everything and I remember reading "Les mouches".

That said I am not alwyas deep - I love superficial banter too. There is a time and place for it all on here.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Never eat yellow snow.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i would never live with someone i love living on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in a room full of loose rodents

I would die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never ever fist ryans arse. As much as he keeps begging. It just aint happening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat yellow snow. X

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Never jump out of a plane..

done that

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Never jump out of a plane..

done that

Me too..probably the greatest feeling after seeing my son born.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Say the word F Fo For Fore Fores F*****t on here

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would never ever fist ryans arse. As much as he keeps begging. It just aint happening!"

You liked me doing it to you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never ever fist ryans arse. As much as he keeps begging. It just aint happening!

You liked me doing it to you though"

Loved it!

Would you like your watch back?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would never ever fist ryans arse. As much as he keeps begging. It just aint happening!

You liked me doing it to you though

Loved it!

Would you like your watch back?"

Yes and my crash helmet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never ever fist ryans arse. As much as he keeps begging. It just aint happening!

You liked me doing it to you though

Loved it!

Would you like your watch back?

Yes and my crash helmet please"

no sign of that yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give someone fuel to feed their fire !!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I would never willingly jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft with or without a parachute

Nor would I ever go bungee jumping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowingly eat a dead animal product, smoke, take drugs and wear jeggings!

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