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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

Lose the ability to orgasm, or

Have orgasms so powerful that you fire your partner into the sun when you climax.

Men, same question to you, pretend you have a queef cannon for a bit, it won't hurt to pretend.

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By *eroLondonMan
45 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would rather have astronomical orgasms. Damn my partners; there's plenty of them in my cosmos.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
45 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Fuck yes.

Give me that cannon option

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

If you find a woman on fab happy to give up an orgasm for the rest of her being I’ll be shocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago

My internal monologue: "see this is a hard one, because you'd risk losing anyone you enjoy having sex with, and you could still enjoy sex without the orgasm, but.. you could also just edge and complete the orgasms with dildos, so long as you're not near an airport.."

Women of fab: "you may now address me as C*nt Canaveral"

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

I tend to like the folk I have sex with... If I run out of em, I'm a bit fucked?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Central

Disposable partners it is then

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Lose the ability to orgasm, or

Have orgasms so powerful that you fire your partner into the sun when you climax.

Men, same question to you, pretend you have a queef cannon for a bit, it won't hurt to pretend."

Okay, Firstly it would be a privilege to have a women’s body.

Secondly a ‘muff mortar’ that could send a partner into the sun would expend a great deal of energy in firing the poor wretch into that firey star.

The recoil would be immense to counter gravity and the make the man-missile go beyond earth’s atmosphere from the launch at the pink canoe shaped Cape Canaveral.

Houston would certainly have a problem with this little dilemma

I also think that would be more than a little sore on the back, so I think, with all things considered, I’d choose to keep the lady parts and become a lesbian or a nun.

Theoretically, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Powerful orgasms all the way

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

Awks when you fire your partner into the sun, no

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By *rill PhilMan
45 weeks ago

Crediton

I wouldn't mind being fired into the sun.

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Awks when you fire your partner into the sun, no"

Find them, fuck them, fire them ?

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By *irthandgirthMan
45 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Given how often I meet on fab, I would still prefer the later. I think a bedroom ceiling of stalactites could be rather charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

…. imagine the state of my Cielings.

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By *ensualbicockMan
45 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

....fly me to the moon ....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
45 weeks ago

Leeds

Being a whole you meaning to coming and going.

See you later love , pew pew.

The mr

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman
45 weeks ago

Worcester

Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.

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By *penMindedCPLxxxCouple
45 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Would you rather be friends with your neighbours dog for the night or your step dad/mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger."

I wonder if they already made the choice from

the op subconsciously

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger."

But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon

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By *quirrel!Man
45 weeks ago

L


"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.

But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon "

Fire me to the moon and back!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

You will just have to orgasm at the same time two equal forces cancelling eachother out

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

My orgasms are out of this world …

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

This is tricky.

Orgasms are meh anyway but there's also a few guys I'd happily shoot into space.

Dilemma.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

…you could always build a capture net above the bed and install crash pads for safety sake?

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By *r MzchiefMan
45 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Looks like the perfect opportunity to push my idea for kevlar condoms, the ultimate protection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"…you could always build a capture net above the bed and install crash pads for safety sake? "

No, the orgasm is too powerful and directional. It's always, always a climax to the sun. You can't escape it.

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"This is tricky.

Orgasms are meh anyway but there's also a few guys I'd happily shoot into space.

Dilemma."

Your ceiling will take a battering

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.

But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon

Fire me to the moon and back! "

How romantic

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By *irthandgirthMan
45 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Men so rarely manage to give women orgasms during penetration anyway there’s statistically very little danger.

But the ones that DO aren’t the ones I’d wanna fire to the moon "

This is where investing in sturdy straps comes in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?

If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
45 weeks ago


"Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?

If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip."

All the time. However, you would need to insert the shed and bring yourself to orgasm with it, so.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"Are the powerful orgasms only when you’re with someone or all the time?

If they’re all the time it would be really handy as I’ve got an old shed to take down this summer and I can’t be arsed to go back and forth to the tip.

All the time. However, you would need to insert the shed and bring yourself to orgasm with it, so."

Eh, it’s been in worse places.

No tip for me this summer

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