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"The unwritten lore of the urinal." Ahhhh, the age old lore that no man has ever seen written down, yet instinctively knows | |||
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"Most of us just want a hug." Awww. | |||
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"The unwritten lore of the urinal. Ahhhh, the age old lore that no man has ever seen written down, yet instinctively knows" Rule no1 do not poo in the urinal. | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower " What is a bat wing  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing "Can't tell you, sorry  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing
Can't tell you, sorry "Wtf  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing "No 56 on the menu at the imperial peking. | |||
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"Most of us just want a hug." True. I’m not spilling the rest of the secrets. | |||
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"Usually who else they are fucking." or not. | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing
Can't tell you, sorry
Wtf "Haha the bat wing is when a man pulls the skin on his ball sack into something that resembles bat wings, let's it film with water, and then release the water to make a satisfying splashing sound  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing
Can't tell you, sorry
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Haha the bat wing is when a man pulls the skin on his ball sack into something that resembles bat wings, let's it film with water, and then release the water to make a satisfying splashing sound "*Fill with water | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really "yup ! | |||
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"Men actually like babies. And not just human ones. - All animal babies are cute." This is just *love* Last night a guy WhatsApp'd me a photo of a little hedge hog in his garden. He knows how to seduce a woman  | |||
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"I actually am thinking nothing, White noise, no thoughts empty brain And I am perfectly happy in that state regardless of how many times you ask" Do you see the electric blue prism in white static when you close your eyes? Sometimes it's purple/pink | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really "I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets "Guilty | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets "Yeah £999.99 is plenty. | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets
Yeah £999.99 is plenty."You don't round up your receipt to support the local children's hospital?!  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing
Can't tell you, sorry
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Haha the bat wing is when a man pulls the skin on his ball sack into something that resembles bat wings, let's it film with water, and then release the water to make a satisfying splashing sound "Well, one learns something new everyday … | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets
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Knew it!! "May as well eh  | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets "And c with v that expensive lego set he created a peice art... A gisnt sculpture of a cock and balls. | |||
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"That were all just Peter Pan really
I love it when a man can just embrace it but I draw the line at 1000£ LEGO sets
Yeah £999.99 is plenty.
You don't round up your receipt to support the local children's hospital?! "I prefer giving them the built one  | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing
No 56 on the menu at the imperial peking. "Chicken of the cave - Anchorman film. | |||
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"We really couldn’t care less what Maurine from HR said about Deborah’s skirt what she had on. I mean we REALLY couldn’t care less "Is that Slutty Maureen from Transport??? ( in a completely non judgmental way obviously!)  | |||
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"We really couldn’t care less what Maurine from HR said about Deborah’s skirt what she had on. I mean we REALLY couldn’t care less
Is that Slutty Maureen from Transport??? ( in a completely non judgmental way obviously!) "That’s the one AKA the Milk thief | |||
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"Save your breath fellas. Images of a cat licking it's own arse while you pour out your inner most secrets. Sorry did you say something? " | |||
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"We really couldn’t care less what Maurine from HR said about Deborah’s skirt what she had on. I mean we REALLY couldn’t care less
Is that Slutty Maureen from Transport??? ( in a completely non judgmental way obviously!)
That’s the one AKA the Milk thief "Yup - FYI that wasn’t milk on her chin!! | |||
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"There is nothing more satisfying than doing the "bat wing" with your ball sack in the shower What is a bat wing "Crispy fried bat wing balls number 6 and 9 | |||
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"Ladies know not of the stringent unwritten rules of urinal etiquette. " I think they’d guess the avoid standing next to someone rule though. | |||
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"I'm a man, telling you I love you every day isn't in my blood, it's the small things I do that should tell you how much I care. Getting up early so that when you wake there is a hot cup of tea waiting for you every morning, sitting through an entire series of love Island when my team is playing on another channel, scrapping the ice off your windscreen each morning in the winter, bleaching the bathroom far more often than it needs as I know you weirdly enjoy the smell, the list goes on and on." Absolutely this. | |||
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"I'm a man, telling you I love you every day isn't in my blood, it's the small things I do that should tell you how much I care. Getting up early so that when you wake there is a hot cup of tea waiting for you every morning, sitting through an entire series of love Island when my team is playing on another channel, scrapping the ice off your windscreen each morning in the winter, bleaching the bathroom far more often than it needs as I know you weirdly enjoy the smell, the list goes on and on." Ahhhh! This, I like this, I'm all for the little things. Mrs | |||
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"Men - listening to women bitch n moan about their day without actually giving a fuck. Men - buying flowers and cards from the garage cos they don't even realise it's that day without a prompt... I like men who run you a bubble bath because you've worked 12hrs. Men who do the housework because it's half their mess too. Men who go go down without always expecting a bj every time. Men who just hug you because you've said you had a shit day. " Listening is key, I always did. Ach, that was then, onwards and forwards | |||
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"Men - listening to women bitch n moan about their day without actually giving a fuck. Men - buying flowers and cards from the garage cos they don't even realise it's that day without a prompt... I like men who run you a bubble bath because you've worked 12hrs. Men who do the housework because it's half their mess too. Men who go go down without always expecting a bj every time. Men who just hug you because you've said you had a shit day. Listening is key, I always did. Ach, that was then, onwards and forwards" Will you be ignoring in the future? | |||
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"Men - listening to women bitch n moan about their day without actually giving a fuck. Men - buying flowers and cards from the garage cos they don't even realise it's that day without a prompt... I like men who run you a bubble bath because you've worked 12hrs. Men who do the housework because it's half their mess too. Men who go go down without always expecting a bj every time. Men who just hug you because you've said you had a shit day. Listening is key, I always did. Ach, that was then, onwards and forwards Will you be ignoring in the future? "I doubt I’ll be living with one again, but who knows? | |||
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"My thoughts ? Men no matter what age will look at other females. Yet 90% . Will only look if think can get away with, for fear of reaction etc . If married , engaged etc. Yet females will say they never look at other males? . Had interesting conversations about this when females have said about being out on ‘girly’ night out . The most controversial is if female is near , on time of month. Then some can have Jekyll , Hyde type tendencies . Men must know realise and not cause upset at this time. Perhaps a bit harsh my comments. Have been on receiving end as fact. "... what? | |||
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"That we feel cold when they steal the duvet cover "Oh we know...we just don't care  | |||
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"I'm a man, telling you I love you every day isn't in my blood, it's the small things I do that should tell you how much I care. Getting up early so that when you wake there is a hot cup of tea waiting for you every morning, sitting through an entire series of love Island when my team is playing on another channel, scrapping the ice off your windscreen each morning in the winter, bleaching the bathroom far more often than it needs as I know you weirdly enjoy the smell, the list goes on and on." | |||
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"Ladies know not of the stringent unwritten rules of urinal etiquette. I think they’d guess the avoid standing next to someone rule though." There's a urinal flash game out there somewhere, somebody bothered to write it down with examples | |||
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"So here’s the real scoop, ladies. It’s not difficult being a bloke. We’re all different but have many things in common and we like what we like. Life for us is essentially simple and carefree. We’re usually quite content in our own company and the male bonding we do with friends is ancient genetics at work. We talk a good game but, deep down, it’s all said in the name of machismo and ironic humour. We don’t take ourselves seriously and we don’t expect anyone else to. We lead uncomplicated lives until you pitch up with your feelings. But we quite like having in our lives the extra dimension you bring. Because we don’t look for hidden meaning and subtext we don’t get you. We’re not psychic so, when we inevitably transgress some unwritten rule, you need to tell us instead of sulking and letting it all build up. Having you in our lives is a good thing and, because we’re simple creatures, we want to please you. We know you rule so keeping ‘her ladyship’ happy is high on our list of priorities (despite outward appearances). Tell us what’s bugging you about what we did/said or didn’t do/say and we’ll fix it. It is unreasonable to expect us to ‘just know’. Help us to help you. Here endeth the sermon." Best Ted talk ever. 10/10 | |||
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"So here’s the real scoop, ladies. It’s not difficult being a bloke. We’re all different but have many things in common and we like what we like. Life for us is essentially simple and carefree. We’re usually quite content in our own company and the male bonding we do with friends is ancient genetics at work. We talk a good game but, deep down, it’s all said in the name of machismo and ironic humour. We don’t take ourselves seriously and we don’t expect anyone else to. We lead uncomplicated lives until you pitch up with your feelings. But we quite like having in our lives the extra dimension you bring. Because we don’t look for hidden meaning and subtext we don’t get you. We’re not psychic so, when we inevitably transgress some unwritten rule, you need to tell us instead of sulking and letting it all build up. Having you in our lives is a good thing and, because we’re simple creatures, we want to please you. We know you rule so keeping ‘her ladyship’ happy is high on our list of priorities (despite outward appearances). Tell us what’s bugging you about what we did/said or didn’t do/say and we’ll fix it. It is unreasonable to expect us to ‘just know’. Help us to help you. Here endeth the sermon." Nicely put felix. | |||
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