FabSwingers.com forum: Why do men slap their dick on a pussy before putting it in?

By *rivateparts! OP Man
34 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Answers on a postcard please

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By *ools and the brainCouple
34 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You been watching too much porn.

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By *opman121Man
34 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Is it telling her it going in wake up lol

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By *ynxxxMan
34 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

I was taught that it's rude not to knock before entering

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

To wake it up

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By *ellinever70Woman
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

They were silly enough to read an instruction manual for once

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
34 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx

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By *ascaIMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Summin to do innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Do they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I imagine this is a little t like tapping the hand with the ball before putting in the scrum

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

"I was taught that it's rude not to knock before entering

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
34 weeks ago

chichester

I found if I slap it in their face they moan about it. So beatin it in the poon us the logical next move

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

It’s gonna be hard to not giggle with some of these replies

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Gives the crabs chance to hold on tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Not something that I do not my thing

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By *entleswinger69Man
34 weeks ago

exeter

I think it’s just a dick spanking, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Kinda like letting a dog smell you before stroking it to make sure it isn't aggressive.

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By *agnar73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Can’t say I have.

Porn thing?

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By *ellhungvweMan
34 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Do they ?

It’s news to me.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester

Unfortunately men think they have to because of porn.

Ps if you need to wake it up at that stage, you're doing something wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In my past experience; occasionally it's nice to feel it there with slaps, bumps & rubs, with kisses & roaming hands, building anticipation or feeling it there but not quite, knowing it's going to happen any moment. Where as, at other times, it was great to let lust take over.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
34 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A couple of firm taps just dislodges any loose cheese, it’s a bit like tapping out your pipe on the mantelpiece

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

"A couple of firm taps just dislodges any loose cheese, it’s a bit like tapping out your pipe on the mantelpiece "

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
34 weeks ago

york

To check for spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"wakey wakey im coming in"

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By *entBarryUKMan
34 weeks ago

Ashford

"I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx"

Keeping this for the bank....

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By *entBarryUKMan
34 weeks ago

Ashford

"To check for spiders "

Pmsl

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

"To check for spiders "

Oh fck no. Lol

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By *ony MannMan
34 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"In my past experience; occasionally it's nice to feel it there with slaps, bumps & rubs, with kisses & roaming hands, building anticipation or feeling it there but not quite, knowing it's going to happen any moment. Where as, at other times, it was great to let lust take over. "

I have never slapped, teased, yes. Kept it on the edge, yes. Rubbing without entering, yes. Slapped never.

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By *m-BatmanMan
34 weeks ago

Gotham

"I was taught that it's rude not to knock before entering

Classic

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
34 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx

Keeping this for the bank....

You're welcome

S xxx

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
34 weeks ago

Because it's seriously hot!!! Nothing I like more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"To check for spiders "

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
34 weeks ago

Wales

I came here for the replies and they didn't disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Certainly but a smile on my face reading the replies

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By *ubFTMTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Swindon

When theres no doorbell you must knock before entering right?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

To see if a mousey peeps out

What ever the reason , it's for him not for her

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By *avexxMan
34 weeks ago

cheshire

some brill replies made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

To let our friend Kate know its time to squirt so much she soaks through the matress.

She fucking LOVES it.

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By *sWyldWoman
34 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Some of us quite like it, don't just do it once though

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By *ad NannaWoman
34 weeks ago

East London

Feels good, innit

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

It shouts yeah baby, this pussy is mine and I'm gonna fill it with my 10 inches

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By *ad NannaWoman
34 weeks ago

East London

It's like when the conductor of an orchestra taps the baton on the lectern to signal the start of a masterpiece.

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By *dc1Man
34 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Do they.??? Lol. I must be missing something here.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

I think I must be a hopeless case like Wyld - I rather like it.

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By *agneto.Man
34 weeks ago

Bham

Seems like that's what the ladies want!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Mic check , testing 1 2 1 2

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester

"Mic check , testing 1 2 1 2"

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By *dam1971Man
34 weeks ago

Bedford

To test for an echo

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By *onameyet2Man
34 weeks ago

chorley

"Summin to do innit. "

Lmao

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By *uddy laneMan
34 weeks ago

dudley

To wake it up.

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By *ris GrayMan
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

I have no idea i can't say I've ever done that

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

My cat would run a mile if I did this

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By *aked_magicMan
34 weeks ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

because its rude to enter without knocking first?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

To let that cervix know its about to be rearranged....

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By *or7Man
34 weeks ago

Bath

"I imagine this is a little t like tapping the hand with the ball before putting in the scrum

Being a front row, I like to hear her shout 'crouch, bind, set' before I fully put it in.

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By *hriscooperMan
34 weeks ago

Warrington

It's nice to tease... A gentle tapping and rubbing the clit and lips, followed by a very slight entry to get some juices on the tip to again rub again on the clit..

The build up can be just as good if not better than the actual sex depending on who you're with.

Too many just want to rush and get to climax. Slow down and build some sexual tension rather than just whacking it in and pumping away like Laurel and Hardy on one of those cart they used to find on train tracks.

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By *hriscooperMan
34 weeks ago

Warrington

"I imagine this is a little t like tapping the hand with the ball before putting in the scrum

Being a front row, I like to hear her shout 'crouch, bind, set' before I fully put it in."

Just before getting your ears pulled and a thumb up your arse hey.. Haha oh the days....

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Bumping this. Love this thread.

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By *smith87Man
34 weeks ago

totton

I don't tap it but rub it on the clut to feel her throbbing

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

To perform a master reset?

Idk, not my thing

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By *rjay224Man
34 weeks ago

north west

Because they have a Tesla !! And think it’s charging their cock by doing it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

"Bumping this. Love this thread.

Bumping or slapping?

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By *tylebender03Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

It’s like giving someone a high five

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
34 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Is it like tapping a microphone to check it works?

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"Bumping this. Love this thread.

Bumping or slapping?"

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It would be slapping in unison across both nipples, Místy dårling.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

Wait, you're meant to put in afterwards?

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By *ira2024Woman
34 weeks ago

"I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx"

This..

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By *inochioMan
34 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Only polite to knock before you enter a ladies boudoir.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
34 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Know your audience - C absolutely goes wild for her clit being slapped and rubbing your cock along her pussy.

Have I done it before? No…

Do I enjoy it? Yes…but like I say, know your audience.

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By *ark RumMan
34 weeks ago

Bucks

Perhaps it's the start of a knock knock joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I don't really slap it but have had women go wild about rubbing the clit with it before putting it in

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"I don't really slap it but have had women go wild about rubbing the clit with it before putting it in

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I think women go wild with you, period, young chap! xx

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By *aximus2589Man
34 weeks ago

st.helens

Gets me a bit harder and I think most women like it

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By *estarossa.Woman
34 weeks ago

Flagrante

To wake the fella up!

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By *ife NinjaMan
34 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I don't think I've ever done that

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By *ris GrayMan
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

You see it in porn movies so i guess they are trying to get it hard

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By *oddess NailaWoman
34 weeks ago

London & Edinburgh

I can’t think of any funny jokes or puns unfortunately but I quite enjoy the slap as it’s stimulates the clitoris, spreads the wetness and also adds a bit of a teasing buildup before entry …

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By *mf123Man
34 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

No i prefer to slap it with my hand or a ruler

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By *irtyBirtyMan
34 weeks ago

Canterbury

Its the smallest hotel as well you have to leave your bag outside

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By *evils PuddingCouple
34 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

For the door to open your have to ring the bell(end)

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By *io--Man
34 weeks ago

Poulton

"Answers on a postcard please

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Teasing, bit of dominance.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
34 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I enjoy teasing it to enhance the orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx"

This, wake me up and tease me a little first…I know it’s a heavy porn influence but I’m all for it, drive me wild

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By *ony 529Man
34 weeks ago

coventry

I wish I had a big enough cock to do it

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By *orkawayalotMan
34 weeks ago

love sex

No logic or reason its just horny innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Answers on a postcard please

So it can smell the pleasure that awaits or to get the soft cock hard because it is struggling.

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By *rHotNottsMan
34 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Some women love this, it’s like clit spanking it can make them orgasm and gush more than penetration

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By *idnight RamblerMan
34 weeks ago

Pershore

Why not?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
34 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Know your audience - C absolutely goes wild for her clit being slapped and rubbing your cock along her pussy.

Have I done it before? No…

Do I enjoy it? Yes…but like I say, know your audience.

I’m with C on this

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By *ootyfruityCouple
34 weeks ago

andover

Wifey loves it when I slapped my dick on her clit, and rub my cock on her clit.

I alternate between fucking her then pull out and rub my cock on her clit, I keep doing this until she’s at the point of cumming from both then do it each in turn

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By *na64Woman
34 weeks ago

Manchester

"Unfortunately men think they have to because of porn.

Ps if you need to wake it up at that stage, you're doing something wrong."

I came here to say this, there is lots of things on porn that just don’t work or actually feel good in real time

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By *na64Woman
34 weeks ago

Manchester

"I don't really slap it but have had women go wild about rubbing the clit with it before putting it in

A bit of a rub yes! And a little poke in and out. But a slap?!

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By *lofeldMan
34 weeks ago

Redhill

I don't! I'll rub up and down first before slipping it in, but slapping it would make me feel like I'm tenderising a steak.

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By *olarbear73Man
33 weeks ago

Glasgow

In my experience it’s a load of fun for both parties

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's just impolite not to tune them first.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
33 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Know your audience - C absolutely goes wild for her clit being slapped and rubbing your cock along her pussy.

Have I done it before? No…

Do I enjoy it? Yes…but like I say, know your audience.

I’m with C on this

If it works it works

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By *ynamicnatureMan
33 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I was taught that it's rude not to knock before entering

That's gold, cracked me up

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Carlisle

Always polite to knock before entering?

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By *host63Man
33 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

I don't but I think some do to stimulate the clitoris or they have been watching too much porn

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Carlisle

I tap morse code … F….A….F?

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By *reative-mindMan
33 weeks ago

Exeter

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By *reative-mindMan
33 weeks ago

Exeter

Is it OK to shout "drum roll please" while doing it?

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
33 weeks ago

near you...

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

Slapping it on the clitoris is the sexual equivalent of the hokey y;

You put your penis in,

penis out

In,out,

in out,

Shake it all about.

I reckon they should add this to the UK citizenship test for all migrants coming to the UK. It'll be another one that most Brits won't have a clue about

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By *educing_EmCouple
33 weeks ago

Tipperary

Asserting dominance incase it tries to fight

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By *exySwitches203Couple
33 weeks ago

Felixstowe

"I'm not sure why men do it but I like it

Little slaps, rubbing your tip up and down before sliding in, pushing in just a little then pulling out before going in deep and slow

Much better than just ramming your dick in me

S xxx"

Absolutely! I (Mrs) love this!!!

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By *hogun300Man
33 weeks ago

Dundee

Because men are very visual

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By *icky330Man
33 weeks ago

South West

To see if any roaches come out. ...Sorry, i'll get my coat .

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By *oldyoudown41Man
33 weeks ago

caledonian

Feels fantastic…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

I can honestly say nobody has ever done that to me.

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands

"I can honestly say nobody has ever done that to me. "

Nor me, do you think we are missing out?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
33 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I can honestly say nobody has ever done that to me.

Nor me, do you think we are missing out?!

Nah. I've never done it

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By *heonixrising500Man
33 weeks ago

Barnsley

I have never done that

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
33 weeks ago

wild west lothian

I prefer to be teased with it first not slapped

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I can honestly say nobody has ever done that to me.

Nor me, do you think we are missing out?!

Put it this way, it doesn't feature in any fantasy I've ever had

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By *ife NinjaMan
33 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I prefer to be teased with it first not slapped

Like a snake charmer?

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
33 weeks ago

wild west lothian

"I prefer to be teased with it first not slapped

Like a snake charmer?

Naw

I’m more into the teasing until I’m begging lol

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