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When wiping your derrière, how many leaves of loo roll do you go through on average?
Also, do you double/triple fold so as to avoid tearing and subsequent fetid fingers?
Finally….on a scale of 1-10, how crass would you rate this thread with 1 being: ‘Not crass whatsoever; Indeed I have found it to be a highly fascinating subject matter and one which is all too little discussed’ and 10 being: ‘Christ on stilts! This is indubitably deplorable and I am deeply offended by your vulgar impertinence you beast!’ | |||
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"Always great to visit somewhere they have quilted. Otherwise it’s a double gold to keep the fingers free of anything unwanted." Gold? Fold more like. | |||
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"Always great to visit somewhere they have quilted. Otherwise it’s a double gold to keep the fingers free of anything unwanted." Ooo I love quilted; luxurious on ones bagel it is. I also really like scented tissue paper; the scent is subtle yet so sweet  | |||
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When wiping your derrière, how many leaves of loo roll do you go through on average?
Also, do you double/triple fold so as to avoid tearing and subsequent fetid fingers?
Finally….on a scale of 1-10, how crass would you rate this thread with 1 being: ‘Not crass whatsoever; Indeed I have found it to be a highly fascinating subject matter and one which is all too little discussed’ and 10 being: ‘Christ on stilts! This is indubitably deplorable and I am deeply offended by your vulgar impertinence you beast!’ "I use a Persian cat to wipe my arse Mr | |||
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"Right, that's enough fab for me today "You took the words out of my mouth | |||
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Leaves???
I'm not Tom Hanks stuck on a desert island with nothing else to wipe my butt with. 
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