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‘Waiter, there’s a pubic hair in my soup!’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi oi good folks

When eating out (in a restaurant or eatery I imply - not cunnilingus thou rude minded buggers thou!) every now and then, one may be unfortuitous enough to experience unwelcome ‘extras’ that accompany the food…

In regards to this, what are the worst examples you have personally experienced?

Also, when this happens, do you immediately send it back for a replacement or else do you simply push it to the side of the plate and eat on nonchalantly?

I mean, a stray hair, some toe nail clippings or a random piece of rat shit ain’t the end of the world after all, right? (Or am I just a scumbalow?)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
35 weeks ago

East Sussex

My dad and I were laughing about this the other day. When I was teenager eager to impress my dates grandmother I ate a slug that was in the salad she served rather than leave it on the plate. . Honestly what was I thinking?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My dad and I were laughing about this the other day. When I was teenager eager to impress my dates grandmother I ate a slug that was in the salad she served rather than leave it on the plate. . Honestly what was I thinking?"

Protein comes in many forms

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By *ostindreamsMan
35 weeks ago

London

When I was living in a dorm, sharing one room with three other guys in the university, my parents visited me and bought me snacks from my hometown.

One of the snacks(macaroons) had tiny bugs running out of them. My parents were livid when they heard it. They got even more angry when I said my friends and I just threw away the bugs and ate the macroons.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When I was living in a dorm, sharing one room with three other guys in the university, my parents visited me and bought me snacks from my hometown.

One of the snacks(macaroons) had tiny bugs running out of them. My parents were livid when they heard it. They got even more angry when I said my friends and I just threw away the bugs and ate the macroons."

That’s the spirit; why waste a perfectly good macaron

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By *ady LickWoman
35 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

My son found a short and curly on a poppadom once, he was horrified. We wrote to the company and received loads of goodies

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By *ady LickWoman
35 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

In a restaurant I would definitely send it back. My husband found a long hair inside his burger once, made us all feel rather sick

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"In a restaurant I would definitely send it back. My husband found a long hair inside his burger once, made us all feel rather sick "

That was probably from the horses mane….

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

Waiter waiter theirs a fly in my soup............... don't shout or they'll all want one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Waiter waiter theirs a fly in my soup............... don't shout or they'll all want one "

I found a fly in my coffee cup last summer.

I fished the little fella out and set it free (the coffee was luckily for him/her only luke warm).

…..I then drank the coffee

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