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By *burns7 OP Man
44 weeks ago

walsall

Anyone got any decent jokes. Don’t be racist.

Call a guy with no shins?

Toney

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
44 weeks ago

What do you feed a gay horse?

Haaaaay

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By *amierebelMan
44 weeks ago

My own little world

How does a non binary person kill someone ?

They/them

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By *burns7 OP Man
44 weeks ago

walsall

"What do you feed a gay horse?

Haaaaay

What you call a Russian with one ball?

Ivor Nokabolokov

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I was in a cafe the other day and I saw an item on the menu called a Duck Sandwich.

That made me sad in a way, because finally the duck was surrounded by bread, but was in no postition to enjoy it.

See ya mates.

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By *upe1969Man
44 weeks ago

Leicester

Q. How do you know if someone is a Vegan?

A. They tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"What do you feed a gay horse?

Haaaaay

What you call a Russian with one ball?

Ivor Nokabolokov"

What di you call a Russian with 3 balls.

Who’d he nick a bollock off?

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By *upe1969Man
44 weeks ago

Leicester

Q. How do you get 4 pink elephants into a light blue mini?……

A. 2 in the front, 2 in the back.

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By *enk15Man
44 weeks ago

Evesham

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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By *upe1969Man
44 weeks ago

Leicester

Q. What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

A. Hellome

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By *burns7 OP Man
44 weeks ago

walsall

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as the clients leave?

“Thanks for coming!”

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By *obajxMan
44 weeks ago

Cheshire

A man was sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful young woman walked in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”?

The young woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”?

The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the fuck do you want”?

“Aha”, he says,... "Ryan air".

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By *avid and juneCouple
39 weeks ago

Tamworth

A doctor is at a party and starts chatting to a guy who tells him he is a lawyer.

‘So you are a lawyer’, he says. ‘well I’m a doctor. Maybe you can help me?’

‘Whenever I start talking to people and I tell them I am a doctor, they always start telling me about their medical problems and ask for my advice. It happens all the time and I’m getting fed up with it. How can I stop this happening?’

The lawyer replies ‘well, that happens to me too, so what I do is send them a bill for services rendered. That always stops them asking me for legal advice’.

‘Thanks a lot’, says the doctor. ‘I’ll try that’.

The next morning the doctor opens his post, only to find a bill from the lawyer.

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By *parkleisback79Woman
39 weeks ago

Southend

What's the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?

In the first you come as you are, the second you arrr as you cum

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By *nnCeeWoman
39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"What's the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate orgy?

In the first you come as you are, the second you arrr as you cum"

Oh!! I love this!!

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By *anted by NightMan
39 weeks ago

Shangri-La

Patient: Doctor I've got a problem. Every morning I take a shit at 8am.

Doctor: That's quite normal, whys that a problem?

Patient: I wake up at 9am.

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