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"Only with myself this morning "I don't think that counts | |||
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"Only with myself this morning "ditto  | |||
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"Only with myself this morning
I don't think that counts "you’re wrong  | |||
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"I had yet more doughnuts and a walk on the beach. I win. " I had chocolate éclairs and sex and I'm doing roast chicken for dinner, I'm winning  | |||
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"I had dim sum earlier. It was ørgasmiç...•°*" But did you get some? | |||
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"I had yet more doughnuts and a walk on the beach. I win. I had chocolate éclairs and sex and I'm doing roast chicken for dinner, I'm winning "Chocolate eclairs? Oh no. Plus you ruined it with sex | |||
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"Only with myself this morning
I don't think that counts you’re wrong "Sorry I hate breaking bad news to people, how many days has it been? | |||
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"I had yet more doughnuts and a walk on the beach. I win. I had chocolate éclairs and sex and I'm doing roast chicken for dinner, I'm winning
Chocolate eclairs? Oh no.
Plus you ruined it with sex "Yes chocolate éclairs 
I never ruin anything with sex  | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto "And that makes three of us | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us "I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep | |||
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"Only with myself this morning
I don't think that counts "Show off | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep "Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep
Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught "I was really distraught | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep
Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught
I was really distraught "Do you need a booby hug?? | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep
Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught
I was really distraught
Do you need a booby hug?? "I had sex not long ago so I'm all good but thank you for the offer | |||
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"Been destroying bushy rats all afternoon. " I've not heard lady parts called that before | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep
Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught
I was really distraught
Do you need a booby hug??
I had sex not long ago so I'm all good but thank you for the offer "Will you stop showing off!! | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD? "I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little | |||
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"Going make loving to my dinner " Before or after eating it? | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little "Maybe a lot | |||
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"Only with myself this morning ditto
And that makes three of us
I had to wank for the first time in months last night, I cried myself to sleep
Oh you poor thing, you must have been distraught
I was really distraught
Do you need a booby hug??
I had sex not long ago so I'm all good but thank you for the offer
Will you stop showing off!! "I'm sure I'll have a dry spell again at some point | |||
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"does a wank count? If so, about 10 mins ago. If not, I can not remember" Please read above comments | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot "I'm getting lots of sex though | |||
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"Just giving myself a wank " Hard times | |||
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"Going make loving to my dinner Before or after eating it? "while I eat it I'm going eat it slow and savour it and show it a good time | |||
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"*sniff* ….Hmmm….I can smell sex….." I had a quick sink wash though | |||
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"We did last night :D Got a bank holiday weekend together "Dirty weekends are the best | |||
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"Going make loving to my dinner Before or after eating it? while I eat it I'm going eat it slow and savour it and show it a good time "I'm doing rotisserie chicken and I'm going to savour every bit | |||
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"Been destroying bushy rats all afternoon. I've not heard lady parts called that before "Never seen lady parts jumping from tree to tree, and robbing bird feeders either. Been giving a few squirrels a lead facial and fucking their brains out. | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot
I'm getting lots of sex though "Thats right, rub it in! | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot
I'm getting lots of sex though
Thats right, rub it in! "I was rubbing lots of things
I'll stop bragging for a bit now | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot
I'm getting lots of sex though "Honestly you can go off people you know  | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot
I'm getting lots of sex though
Honestly you can go off people you know "My penis keeps them coming back | |||
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"Are yoy bragging PD?
I'd absolutely never ever do such a thing... Maybe a little
Maybe a lot
I'm getting lots of sex though
Honestly you can go off people you know
My penis keeps them coming back "You're on fire tonight | |||
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"Does a play count? " Apparently not | |||
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"Does a play count? " Only if I do it for you | |||
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"Does a play count? Only if I do it for you " Bloody hell you saucy bugger. Now I'm on fire | |||
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"Does a play count? Only if I do it for you " Are you going travel? I'm too tired to drive. | |||
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"Does a play count? Only if I do it for you Bloody hell you saucy bugger. Now I'm on fire " | |||
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"Does a play count? Apparently not "I think it does. No hot gents nearby earlier, so had to self service | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now  "He can get on mine anytime | |||
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"Does a play count? Only if I do it for you Are you going travel? I'm too tired to drive. " Jesus I've had sex you know, I couldn't possibly drive now | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now "Both of them? | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime " please take him | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure "3hrs ago I was sat at a desk in a student facing office. So no
Not even made it home yet! | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him "Oi behave you | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
3hrs ago I was sat at a desk in a student facing office. So no
Not even made it home yet!"Not the best time then | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you "Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share "I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
3hrs ago I was sat at a desk in a student facing office. So no
Not even made it home yet!
Not the best time then "My husband WAS in the same building, but it was neither the time nor place! He was being pursued around the place by people who missed his deadline | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share
I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist ".. well next time I'm in Wales | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
3hrs ago I was sat at a desk in a student facing office. So no
Not even made it home yet!
Not the best time then
My husband WAS in the same building, but it was neither the time nor place! He was being pursued around the place by people who missed his deadline "You could have dived in the resources room or something | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you "You called?? 
Oh. Sorry. Misread that. 
Carry on. | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on. " | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on. "Midnight is being mean to me | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me "No sympathy. You've had sex. | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me "Awww poor didums... hug? | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me
No sympathy.
You've had sex.
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me
Awww poor didums... hug? "I know she likes me so I can take it | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me
Awww poor didums... hug?
I know she likes me so I can take it " | |||
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"I have brownies" Share please, I have rotisserie chicken | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share
I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist
.. well next time I'm in Wales "Christ don't encourage him, he's insatiable! | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
You called??
Oh. Sorry. Misread that.
Carry on.
Midnight is being mean to me
No sympathy.
You've had sex.
"EXACTLY!! | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share
I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist
.. well next time I'm in Wales
Christ don't encourage him, he's insatiable! " ... perfect | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share
I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist
.. well next time I'm in Wales
Christ don't encourage him, he's insatiable! "Just you wait till I spot you on a walk | |||
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I don’t care how well I play 
K | |||
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"Ok you're really getting on my tits now
He can get on mine anytime
please take him
Oi behave you
Now now if you're going to show off about having sex you should at least share
I do share, that's why she's getting her knickers in a twist
.. well next time I'm in Wales
Christ don't encourage him, he's insatiable!
Just you wait till I spot you on a walk " | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure "Made up for you - that delivery was quick! Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better? | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better? " | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better? "My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better?
My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you "What about me ?? | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better?
My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you
What about me ?? "I'll ask her if she fancies you if you like but she doesn't like women | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better?
My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you
What about me ??
I'll ask her if she fancies you if you like but she doesn't like women "Damn lol | |||
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better?
My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you "Haha well if youre going to be like that I wont share my Haribo with you
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"Sex? A afternoon dip is a good way to relieve the pressure
Made up for you - that delivery was quick!
Would you recommend Blow Up Betty or did you think Randy Rubber Rachel was better?
My fwb actually but I'm not sharing her with you
Haha well if youre going to be like that I wont share my Haribo with you
Glad you had a great afternoon "Haribo are for sharing though
Cheers buddy | |||
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"We had a nice hour or so this afternoon "That's what I like to hear | |||
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"We had a nice hour or so this afternoon "No Haribos for you either | |||
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"We had a nice hour or so this afternoon
No Haribos for you either "You've changed | |||
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"A lady never kisses and tells "I can keep a secret | |||
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"Only with myself this morning "Me too | |||
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"We had a nice hour or so this afternoon
No Haribos for you either "Oh noes.. not suspension of Haribo ration! Ha.. miminmium bribe is a Balconi (snack latte) or cake. | |||
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