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If I were a rich man

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
46 weeks ago

Pontypool

Matchmaker, matchmaker, find me a match....

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I am a rich man but its not all its cracked up to be

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I am a rich man but its not all its cracked up to be "

I was looking for lyrics

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I am a rich man but its not all its cracked up to be

I was looking for lyrics "

try U tube

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"I am a rich man but its not all its cracked up to be

I was looking for lyrics try U tube "

No

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By *annyDanielleMan
46 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

True wealth cannot be measured in currency.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If I were a rich queen

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

All day long I'd take it up the bum

And I'd have a healthy cum

I wouldn't have to wank hard

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"True wealth cannot be measured in currency. "

Agreed

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"If I were a rich queen

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

All day long I'd take it up the bum

And I'd have a healthy cum

I wouldn't have to wank hard

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

"

Might be the winning post. Let's see

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds

Great lyrics Davina

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By *orny-DJMan
46 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

If I were a hat stand

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dabba dubba da

All day long I'd stand around with hats on

If I were a hat stand man

If I were a mug tree

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dabba dubba da

All day long I'd tree around with mugs on

If I were a mug tree man

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds


"If I were a hat stand

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dabba dubba da

All day long I'd stand around with hats on

If I were a hat stand man

"

Do you have a preference eg wide brimmed Fedora or snug fitting bobble ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"If I were a hat stand

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dabba dubba da

All day long I'd stand around with hats on

If I were a hat stand man

If I were a mug tree

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba dabba dubba da

All day long I'd tree around with mugs on

If I were a mug tree man

"

Another great entry

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

If i were a rich man

Rubba dubba dubba doo

I'd buy a house or two

Rubba dubba dubba doo

And let them to the public

Rubba dubba dubba doo

And make a heathy profit

Rubba dubba dubba doo

Then I'd definitely stay a rich man

Rubba dubba dubba doo

If i were a wealthy man

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By *ools and the brainCouple
46 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

On the subject.

I was reading with interest about the richest person in history

Mansa Musa ruler of the Mali Empire in Africa

His wealth came from gold and salt.

Imagine how wealthy he must have been they have worked out with inflation if he was alive today his wealth and remember we are not talking company value his own personal net worth

900 billion dollars

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"On the subject.

I was reading with interest about the richest person in history

Mansa Musa ruler of the Mali Empire in Africa

His wealth came from gold and salt.

Imagine how wealthy he must have been they have worked out with inflation if he was alive today his wealth and remember we are not talking company value his own personal net worth

900 billion dollars

"

Do some lyrics for Mansa

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By *JandCMCouple
46 weeks ago

cardiff

This may sound like a bit of a rant, but here goes.

Why is it so many people say if I was rich or I want to be rich but do nothing about it or think the lottery is the answer?

It is possible, it won't happen over night, just little things you can do, it may take 30 or 40 years but it is down to you making the effort.

Cut back, invest, when you make a bit of money don't be too quick to spend it on the latest phone or a newer car, it's all bullshit you can live without.

A lot of you are luckier than me as the Internet wasn't around to point me in the right direction n offer info n talk to others for advise.

It's not easy, you will need to put yourself out for a few years at start by maybe doing a lot of overtime or take a 2nd job n taking on working for others doing DIY for them.

But if you put the effort in you can like me retire at 52, house paid for, nothing on finance with an income from 2 rental houses plus a few other things.

But you need to pull your finger out n stop wishing your life away.

I will leave this now n I bet all I get is slagged off, but that's fine, easily to dismiss someone or something than to put effort in to doing something.

But for those who are trying good luck, even if you don't make it to being a multi millionaire you will improve your standard of life.

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By *onameyet2Man
46 weeks ago

chorley

I’ve recently retired and am not badly off, what I quickly learned was that money has little importance to me, Peace of mind and being content are worth more than any lottery win, which would probably fuck you up big style btw

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
46 weeks ago

All over


"This may sound like a bit of a rant, but here goes.

Why is it so many people say if I was rich or I want to be rich but do nothing about it or think the lottery is the answer?

It is possible, it won't happen over night, just little things you can do, it may take 30 or 40 years but it is down to you making the effort.

Cut back, invest, when you make a bit of money don't be too quick to spend it on the latest phone or a newer car, it's all bullshit you can live without.

A lot of you are luckier than me as the Internet wasn't around to point me in the right direction n offer info n talk to others for advise.

It's not easy, you will need to put yourself out for a few years at start by maybe doing a lot of overtime or take a 2nd job n taking on working for others doing DIY for them.

But if you put the effort in you can like me retire at 52, house paid for, nothing on finance with an income from 2 rental houses plus a few other things.

But you need to pull your finger out n stop wishing your life away.

I will leave this now n I bet all I get is slagged off, but that's fine, easily to dismiss someone or something than to put effort in to doing something.

But for those who are trying good luck, even if you don't make it to being a multi millionaire you will improve your standard of life.

"

It is a rant and nothing to do with the thread. It was meant to be a fun thread and nothing to do with being rich or not. Surely the fun lirics should have given the clue. It doesn't matter but needed clarifying I think. Have a lovely day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Do some lyrics for Mansa "

Yes I am a rich man, Mansa Musa from Mali

All day long I'd yabba dabba dee

Riding up hills of salt on my solid gold Harley

Because I am a billionaire man

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By *onameyet2Man
46 weeks ago

chorley


"

Do some lyrics for Mansa

Yes I am a rich man, Mansa Musa from Mali

All day long I'd yabba dabba dee

Riding up hills of salt on my solid gold Harley

Because I am a billionaire man

"

Have you been partaking?

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By *undee2Man
46 weeks ago

Dundee

Ah, the lottery, a cynical tax on hope.

The lyrics are good though

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds

If I won the Lotto

Wads a double double dosh

All day long I'd spend the lot oh

Getting blotto

Til my liver went to pot oh

It would rot oh

Oops I'd pop my clogs oh gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I am a rich man but its not all its cracked up to be

I was looking for lyrics "

If I was a rich mean…. I’d pay someone else to sing them for me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
46 weeks ago

Leeds


"

If I was a rich mean…. I’d pay someone else to sing them for me. "

If you were "rich mean" wouldn't you keep it all for yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


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If I was a rich mean…. I’d pay someone else to sing them for me.

If you were "rich mean" wouldn't you keep it all for yourself ? "

If they were a singer, they’d become a rich man?!

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