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The official rules of swinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you like it, do it some more.

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If you dont like it, do it less.

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Have I missed anything ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes.....

always reply to every message with a yes please shag me now and be fecking thankful for the lovely offer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't forget the I've looked at you so you must meet me part

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

The first rule of swinging is: there are no rules! Surely you make them up yourselves as you go along?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh, and you've got to take it all so fecking serious!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plus, I've winked you but thats all I wanna do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and dont consider yourself genuine unless you swingin 24/7 with a day off for holidays....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and everyone is ... AMBISEXUAL.

fingering a pussy with one hand and wanking a cock with the other.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"and dont consider yourself genuine unless you swingin 24/7 with a day off for holidays.... "

day off - must be a timewaster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder when the next fresh single male complaint will arrive, we are due one aren't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes.....

always reply to every message with a yes please shag me now and be fecking thankful for the lovely offer.. "

LOL - exactly what I was going to put -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder when the next fresh single male complaint will arrive, we are due one aren't we? "

single males are not real swingers and thats in the rule book as well, page 5, chap 3 sub para c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder when the next fresh single male complaint will arrive, we are due one aren't we?

single males are not real swingers and thats in the rule book as well, page 5, chap 3 sub para c "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and everyone is ... AMBISEXUAL.

fingering a pussy with one hand and wanking a cock with the other.

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..... ambisexual..... nearly choked on my fag then!

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

Rule 3 - Guys take their socks off first

Rules 1 & 2 keep you out of the NotW

Rule 3 is because guys wearing only socks look very silly.

The only exception we make to rule 3 is Lionel from Lambeth. He makes donkeys jealous, so he's allowed to do anything!

Janet & Nick

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Don't forget to reply to all messages within a nano second to prevent the cries of.....you hav'nt answered why don't you like me anymoooorrrrreeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had a meet in 6 days ...... this site is crap ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you reply to all messages, from peeps who have not even looked at your profile, with a polite thanks but no thanks. Accept the fact you are a pig ugly cow who they would not touch with someone elses cock n deserve to be sworn at

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Have I missed anything ?? "

Yes.

Rule 1: Be honest with yourself about what you want.

Rule 2: Be honest with other people about what you want.

Rule 3: Never do anything you don't really want to just to keep someone else happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and everyone is ... AMBISEXUAL.

fingering a pussy with one hand and wanking a cock with the other.

..... ambisexual..... nearly choked on my fag then! "

Never had you down as a fag lover laine

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By *renchswingersCouple
over a year ago

St Austell


"Rule 3 - Guys take their socks off first"

Oh, This is rule 1, 2 and 3 for Nix! LOL

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