FabSwingers.com forum: What did you learn new today ?

By *rHotNotts OP Man
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I learned 3 things today.

What a sociogram is. That graphite is made of carbon atoms (yeah I was shit at school) & If you organise the same atoms in small tetrahedron shape groups it makes diamonds not graphite. How the two above things are related

Did you learnt anything new?

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Learn not learnt LOL (Voice typing)

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

That Sunday drivers, slow af, seem to have migrated to Tuesday drivers

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

Today I learnt about the futility of voice typing. I shall continue with my quill, parchment and Indian ink.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"That Sunday drivers, slow af, seem to have migrated to Tuesday drivers

Shit I have to drive a car in the UK later this week, I hope there not any about then….

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Today I learnt about the futility of voice typing. I shall continue with my quill, parchment and Indian ink."

I’m torn, it’s super productive for emails and messages. It’s crap sometimes and I’ve made promises to several people always check it first. FAB forum Isn’t one of those people…….

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

I appear here as pedagogue, not pupil.

Never, ever keep your jar of handy oyster snacks next to your jar of sputum.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I learnt it's time to start shaving my ankles.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
41 weeks ago

kent

"I learned 3 things today.

Did you learnt anything new?

I’ve learned nothing of note today, but all is not lost as there is still time. What is a sociogram OP? Xx

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I learnt it's time to start shaving my ankles. "

Not exactly hard though is it? Your knuckles already reach them x.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Solar powered torches are useless.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I learnt it's time to start shaving my ankles.

Not exactly hard though is it? Your knuckles already reach them x."

Is this the equivalent of when boys used to twang your bra straps in the playground? Amusing.

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By *essiCouple
41 weeks ago

suffolk

Today I learned that common sense doesn't always prevail and when that happens its far better when I say nothing at all...

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I learnt it's time to start shaving my ankles.

Not exactly hard though is it? Your knuckles already reach them x.

Is this the equivalent of when boys used to twang your bra straps in the playground? Amusing."

Probably, although I never wore bra straps so can't confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I learned how to put a track back on a mini digger today.

Which means I learnt what not to do to make a trap come off a mini digger

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

I learnt that the wind affects the noise of the waves as they batter the beach

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I learned how to put a track back on a mini digger today.

Which means I learnt what not to do to make a trap come off a mini digger

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

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By *ot to giggleWoman
41 weeks ago

Coventry

Avaya, doesn't transfer the bloody calls!

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I learned how to put a track back on a mini digger today.

Which means I learnt what not to do to make a trap come off a mini digger

Priceless

I know right.

I also learned that you can find instructional videos about anything on YouTube

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

"[Removed by poster at 26/03/24 16:42:40]"

Did you forger already? Need to revise

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
41 weeks ago

East Sussex

That Thornton's chocolate isn't very nice

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I learned how to put a track back on a mini digger today.

Which means I learnt what not to do to make a trap come off a mini digger

Priceless

I know right.

I also learned that you can find instructional videos about anything on YouTube

It's a bit handy YouTube is

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By *carlett!Woman
41 weeks ago

"I appear here as pedagogue, not pupil.

Never, ever keep your jar of handy oyster snacks next to your jar of sputum."

Love it lol pedagogue here too #relate ha

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By *carlett!Woman
41 weeks ago

Learned about tributes today

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I appear here as pedagogue, not pupil.

Never, ever keep your jar of handy oyster snacks next to your jar of sputum.

Love it lol pedagogue here too #relate ha "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

That my handbrake shoes have little springs keeping them in place and if you knock it off it’s a cunt to get back on.

The mr

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

"That my handbrake shoes have little springs keeping them in place and if you knock it off it’s a cunt to get back on.

The mr "

Knuckle grazes? No fisting the Mrs until they heal up. Lady juice stings like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

That San Miguel beer is not Spanish...

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By *elix SightedMan
41 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I learnt it's time to start shaving my ankles. "

That’s not ankle hair.

#trimthatminge

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By *ookie46Woman
41 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

That home made mini egg brownies are best served after 15 seconds in the microwave

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

A lovely new word. Susurrus.

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By *olden PoleMan
41 weeks ago

Kent

I learnt that having a great smile, lovely eyes and a winning personality can get you far in life, almost to the top, but it can’t get you everything.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
41 weeks ago

chichester

I learned to not shave my balls with a blunt razor in bath

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By *rilingualMan
41 weeks ago

Guildford

"I learned to not shave my balls with a blunt razor in bath "

sod that.

I just get waxed regularly.

I can't even pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time so me and a razor down there would turn into a bloodbath

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By *iaisonseekerMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

You can apply for a Gender Recognition certificate without undergoing any surgical procedure provided you have evidence that you have lived in your acquired gender for 2 years.

I was, er, researching for a friend.

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By *ereforfun200Man
41 weeks ago

North West

"I learned 3 things today.

Did you learnt anything new?

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I learnt to never ask I.T. for help as all they say is "turn it off and back on again!"....so I turned it off and proceed to walk out of the office and go home... I also learnt flexible working is absolutely brilliant

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By *loomy GirlWoman
41 weeks ago

leicester

I learned that my local chemist doesn’t have a prescribing pharmacist and wants me to go get a script for something really basic

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By *potter123Man
41 weeks ago

Haverhill

That crocodiles can't stick their tongue out

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By *eavilMan
41 weeks ago

Stalybridge

My next door neighbour has a new cat called Rommel!

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By *m-BatmanMan
41 weeks ago

Gotham

That Subway was still pretty much owned by the original owner and his family until extremely recently and they’re one of the largest and most aggressive global franchise food chains plagued by a number of interesting litigation lawsuits over the years. Their original name was Pete’s Submarine which sounded Pizza Marine and so they rebranded.

What the hell I’m going to do with this knowledge filling my head up and occupying vital (limited) brain cells I’m not sure, but I’m convinced one day it’ll come in handy.

May someone here use it to win a million £££ or something and remember me in their will.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Solar powered torches are useless."

Yeah and wind up one’s total waste of time.

I learned this wild-camping to only buy the best kit. What did I do with this info ? I set up a website 10 years ago reviewing top-end Wild camping kit I’ve got sent quite a few freebies over the years..

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By *andyel73Man
41 weeks ago

Leyland

I learned that origin of the word f.u.c.k.? Is a Navy shorthand term used by captains recording punishment for 'for unlawful carnal knowledge'i so hope that's true

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