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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A fiberglass life size model of an actual Gorilla was taken from a garden centre, where people often stock up on plants and bushes, in a place called Carluke,which many will be surprised in in Scotland. It was a well known landmark, dressed as Santa at Christmas and wearing a face mask during the Covid Pandemic. It was found months later in a seldom used Scottish lay by and has been reunited with it's owner. There is more to this than meets the eye. What's going on here? It's all over the Daily Record which is the Scottish equivalent of the Times

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
35 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Probably just kids monkeying around

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By *elvet RopeMan
35 weeks ago

by the big field

As i've been busy and missed the finer details of this Tom- can you sum up for me how its Sadiq Khans fault please?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"As i've been busy and missed the finer details of this Tom- can you sum up for me how its Sadiq Khans fault please?"

Sadiq is busy fiddling whilst London burns

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By *elvet RopeMan
35 weeks ago

by the big field


"As i've been busy and missed the finer details of this Tom- can you sum up for me how its Sadiq Khans fault please?

Sadiq is busy fiddling whilst London burns "

He's a politician, fiddling things (mainly expenses and backhanders) is part of the job description

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By *batMan
35 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The gorilla was dogging, that's all.

Gbat

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

Tom - is this code for you wanting to be taken up the Gary by a hirsute Highlander in a kilt?

Maybe wearing a mask?

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"A fiberglass life size model of an actual Gorilla was taken from a garden centre, where people often stock up on plants and bushes, in a place called Carluke,which many will be surprised in in Scotland. It was a well known landmark, dressed as Santa at Christmas and wearing a face mask during the Covid Pandemic. It was found months later in a seldom used Scottish lay by and has been reunited with it's owner. There is more to this than meets the eye. What's going on here? It's all over the Daily Record which is the Scottish equivalent of the Times"

This story needs more context

Please , oh pretty please , provide a short description of this place ‘Scotland’ and what it’s famous for

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"A fiberglass life size model of an actual Gorilla was taken from a garden centre, where people often stock up on plants and bushes, in a place called Carluke,which many will be surprised in in Scotland. It was a well known landmark, dressed as Santa at Christmas and wearing a face mask during the Covid Pandemic. It was found months later in a seldom used Scottish lay by and has been reunited with it's owner. There is more to this than meets the eye. What's going on here? It's all over the Daily Record which is the Scottish equivalent of the Times

This story needs more context

Please , oh pretty please , provide a short description of this place ‘Scotland’ and what it’s famous for "

The Gorilla was actually found near a place called Dundee which is the city named after the delicious Dundee Fruit Cake, once a staple of Christmas hampers along with a tin of Ye Old Ham.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Chelmsford

There are updated reports that the gorilla was found sawn in half. There is more to this story than meets the eye. Mark Tom's words

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By *ensualbicockMan
35 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"There are updated reports that the gorilla was found sawn in half. There is more to this story than meets the eye. Mark Tom's words"

Well at least they know the Suspect. A shit Magician it seems

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"There are updated reports that the gorilla was found sawn in half. There is more to this story than meets the eye. Mark Tom's words"

Well, there's two sides to it now Tom!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

was in the layby all the time! Disguised as a bush!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
35 weeks ago

walsall


" was in the layby all the time! Disguised as a bush!"

Apparently he’d had his name changed to Kate

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central


"A fiberglass life size model of an actual Gorilla was taken from a garden centre, where people often stock up on plants and bushes, in a place called Carluke,which many will be surprised in in Scotland. It was a well known landmark, dressed as Santa at Christmas and wearing a face mask during the Covid Pandemic. It was found months later in a seldom used Scottish lay by and has been reunited with it's owner. There is more to this than meets the eye. What's going on here? It's all over the Daily Record which is the Scottish equivalent of the Times

This story needs more context

Please , oh pretty please , provide a short description of this place ‘Scotland’ and what it’s famous for "

It's the only way that I learn about the world and I have to dip into the news, to find out about these geographical facts of life. I've not read the full thread, so Tom may have updated us . Apologies if I was premature

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central


"A fiberglass life size model of an actual Gorilla was taken from a garden centre, where people often stock up on plants and bushes, in a place called Carluke,which many will be surprised in in Scotland. It was a well known landmark, dressed as Santa at Christmas and wearing a face mask during the Covid Pandemic. It was found months later in a seldom used Scottish lay by and has been reunited with it's owner. There is more to this than meets the eye. What's going on here? It's all over the Daily Record which is the Scottish equivalent of the Times

This story needs more context

Please , oh pretty please , provide a short description of this place ‘Scotland’ and what it’s famous for

It's the only way that I learn about the world and I have to dip into the news, to find out about these geographical facts of life. I've not read the full thread, so Tom may have updated us . Apologies if I was premature "

I now know the facts about Dundee

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By *luebell888Woman
35 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I was heartbroken when he went missing as passed by him often. The owners even put a mask on him during lockdown which made me smile. So glad he has been found and hopefully can be repaired.

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester


"There are updated reports that the gorilla was found sawn in half. There is more to this story than meets the eye. Mark Tom's words

Well at least they know the Suspect. A shit Magician it seems "

maybe it was inside Ross's sofa

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