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How do you respond when someone asks "What is your problem "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Afternoon everyone

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
over a year ago

Durham

It depends which of my 57 personalities has their turn on the specific day in question

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Well, I do struggle a bit with the consequences of late-stage capitalism.

Potholes are irksome too.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

How long have you got? Is my go to answer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If it is said in that, “what iiiiiss your problem “ kinda way, I usually reply “You”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Get the fuck outta here Tommy!”

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"If it is said in that, “what iiiiiss your problem “ kinda way, I usually reply “You”. "

Nooooo Huggy...you've missed the opportunity here.

Say:

"But I think I'm falling in love with you. I've been watching you in your home every night for the past 3 weeks. Sometimes with my face right up against your window. You can't be like this to me. Not like all the others were. Not again. Don't make me do those things again...please. Please. Don't make the voices come back."

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Penile verrucas & piles like aubergines… to be fair anything in my ‘global south’ is best avoided without a full hazmat suit!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"If it is said in that, “what iiiiiss your problem “ kinda way, I usually reply “You”.

Nooooo Huggy...you've missed the opportunity here.

Say:

"But I think I'm falling in love with you. I've been watching you in your home every night for the past 3 weeks. Sometimes with my face right up against your window. You can't be like this to me. Not like all the others were. Not again. Don't make me do those things again...please. Please. Don't make the voices come back."

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I‘ve been trying to put that behind me

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"If it is said in that, “what iiiiiss your problem “ kinda way, I usually reply “You”.

Nooooo Huggy...you've missed the opportunity here.

Say:

"But I think I'm falling in love with you. I've been watching you in your home every night for the past 3 weeks. Sometimes with my face right up against your window. You can't be like this to me. Not like all the others were. Not again. Don't make me do those things again...please. Please. Don't make the voices come back."

.

I‘ve been trying to put that behind me "

Lol...I'm going to tread very carefully now (and you do the same) because I probably pushed my "Mod" luck on that one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine usually has something to do with Matter detection and sensitivity of such things. It’s big business and big issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can only recall my eldest saying this to me. And my answer is usually you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I have a strong aversion to bullshit and especially the arseholes who spout it.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inability to play guitar. That's my problem.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Afternoon everyone "

Pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable: I'll start with the A's and work through to the Z's.

Buckle up........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon everyone "

Hilariously, Ive only ever had this said to me by angry women.

"What's your problem."

To which I would reply with a compliment such as

"Oh, sorry, I was just admiring your hair it's so pretty"

Which then throws them totally off guard and I get to walk away without an argument and a smug grin on my face

(Their hair is probably awful, FYI)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I tell them the problem and ask them politely to solve it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I just laugh and say you.

The mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't remember anyone ever asking me that.

I'd possibly reply with "You".

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask them if they’ve got the time to listen. I then get out my big list… and ask them their name as I write it down at the bottom.

And I start at the beginning, probably midway through my primary School years…

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I tell them in great detail.....they soon leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven't got time for my problems but if you wish to talk about why your face resembles an angry bulldog chewing a wasp.. please take a seat.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If someone asks that they are usually my problem & I'll reply that.

Mrs

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I enjoy looking at them with the slightest smile of curious amusement on my face and walking away. I imagine it leaves them confused, frustrated and utterly unfulfilled. Better than an argument any day. I do enjoy stupid people.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Best reply I find is.

I have many problems but unlike yourself, having a small cock is not one of them.

I do tend to get beat up a lot.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've got 99 problems, but........

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

‘You’ is the answer for that.

Best to walk away too

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