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Todgers Fanny Pack….

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Carlisle

I know it’s an American thing but imagine we’re going to meet.. what should I bring in my Fanny Pack!! ?

( you filthy minded pervs didn’t think i meant women who want to get their hands on me .. did you??)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Rock always used to wear them back in the day so you’ll be in good company

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wirral.

Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily "

Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily

Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!! "

Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.

I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun

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By *rcoupleCouple
35 weeks ago

Mid Glam

Can't wrong with...

"thermos flask, toothbrush, triple thick condom and extra strength spot cream."

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily

Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!

Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.

I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun

"

I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Can't wrong with...

"thermos flask, toothbrush, triple thick condom and extra strength spot cream."

"

You sound like you know you’re subject!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
35 weeks ago

Reading

Running shoes as anyone wearing a fanny pack will have me running in the opposite direction.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily

Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!

Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.

I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun

I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner "

That'll do nicely, Todger.

I refrained from attaching my usual price list as I do believe its against the rules, but I'm sure we can negotiate adequate expenses out of your grant

x

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily

Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!

Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.

I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun

I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner

That'll do nicely, Todger.

I refrained from attaching my usual price list as I do believe its against the rules, but I'm sure we can negotiate adequate expenses out of your grant

x"

I thought that said out of my Gran!! No one gets money out of her!! Please send your T&C’s to my inbox with 2 forms of ID - a copy of todays newspaper as proof of life and complete the tie breaker ‘ I want you to spank me big boy.. because…’. In less than 2000 words

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