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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just peeled the foil lid off a pot of garlic & herb mayo and it squirted all over me. Now I'm gunna smell all day

I smell of garlic squirt

Mrs C xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I just peeled the foil lid off a pot of garlic & herb mayo and it squirted all over me. Now I'm gunna smell all day

I smell of garlic squirt

Mrs C xx "

You mean garlic pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than stinking of piss though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs and I still hug you even though you smell off garlic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww hugs and I still hug you even though you smell off garlic "

Thanks Nat, a little hug after our snog x

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

At least it will keep the vampires away

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I just peeled the foil lid off a pot of garlic & herb mayo and it squirted all over me. Now I'm gunna smell all day

I smell of garlic squirt

Mrs C xx "

There's bound to be somebody out there with a kink for licking up garlic squirt. Maybe you'll get lucky and they're reading this thread right now

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