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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London

Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

What fab treats do you get on your birthdays

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

None. You don't have boobs.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
47 weeks ago

Wales

I'll sing to ya, it'll probably sound like nails down a blackboard though

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"None. You don't have boobs."

I'm gonna get you to sing it for me on video call

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By *iddlesticksMan
47 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll lap dance for you.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"I'll sing to ya, it'll probably sound like nails down a blackboard though "

Maybe with boobs out I could get past the nails?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"I’ll lap dance for you. "

Cue coyotes saying 'in'

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"None. You don't have boobs.

I'm gonna get you to sing it for me on video call"

That's gonna take a lot of rum

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

….."

I’ve read some shite you’ve come out with over the time op, and some of your fantasies of made me raise an eyebrow or two.

But this one right here….. I would be lying if I didn’t just get hard over the thought of that.

I’m considering my birthday is in just over a years time…. This is now on my sexy bucket list.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

What fab treats do you get on your birthdays "

I'm willing to get Wonko to run up 16 flights of stairs and slap on a blonde wig n some lippy , then sing.

Best your gonna get Bruce!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

…..

I’ve read some shite you’ve come out with over the time op, and some of your fantasies of made me raise an eyebrow or two.

But this one right here….. I would be lying if I didn’t just get hard over the thought of that.

I’m considering my birthday is in just over a years time…. This is now on my sexy bucket list. "

Which fantasies? I think the only serious one I have to tick off is the classic MFF!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

What fab treats do you get on your birthdays

I'm willing to get Wonko to run up 16 flights of stairs and slap on a blonde wig n some lippy , then sing.

Best your gonna get Bruce!"

Are you Wonkos pimp?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

If he's doing 16 flights I'd be of more use being his pump ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Which is soon by the way

Do I get someone to come over and sing Marilyn Monroe style to me? If so, who's keen to do that for me?

…..

I’ve read some shite you’ve come out with over the time op, and some of your fantasies of made me raise an eyebrow or two.

But this one right here….. I would be lying if I didn’t just get hard over the thought of that.

I’m considering my birthday is in just over a years time…. This is now on my sexy bucket list.

Which fantasies? I think the only serious one I have to tick off is the classic MFF!"

Wait???? Youve done and ticked off those other things??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds


"

What fab treats do you get on your birthdays "

The best treat of all. Nobody knows when it is.

The mr

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"

What fab treats do you get on your birthdays

The best treat of all. Nobody knows when it is.

The mr "

Today!

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

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I've been given some socks by a forum user from a really hot photo.

I was sent a cheese hamper by another. A book. Flowers. Actually, I'm not listing them all. :D

Had a few birthday orgasms from Fabbers.

I'm not singing for you but I'll post on your birthday thread. xoxo

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"I've been given some socks by a forum user from a really hot photo.

I was sent a cheese hamper by another. A book. Flowers. Actually, I'm not listing them all. :D

Had a few birthday orgasms from Fabbers.

I'm not singing for you but I'll post on your birthday thread. xoxo

"

Alternatively give me a birthday orgasm? Just an idea!

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

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"I've been given some socks by a forum user from a really hot photo.

I was sent a cheese hamper by another. A book. Flowers. Actually, I'm not listing them all. :D

Had a few birthday orgasms from Fabbers.

I'm not singing for you but I'll post on your birthday thread. xoxo

Alternatively give me a birthday orgasm? Just an idea!"

I like you Brucey and hope you never get neutered.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"I've been given some socks by a forum user from a really hot photo.

I was sent a cheese hamper by another. A book. Flowers. Actually, I'm not listing them all. :D

Had a few birthday orgasms from Fabbers.

I'm not singing for you but I'll post on your birthday thread. xoxo

Alternatively give me a birthday orgasm? Just an idea!

I like you Brucey and hope you never get neutered. "

That's not a no! Cmon girl I'll treat you to a free place to stay and one beverage of your choice!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
47 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m more Sharleen Spiteri but I’ll have a go

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
47 weeks ago

London


"I’m more Sharleen Spiteri but I’ll have a go "

Aww that would be so romantic.

Can I bring Coyotes for MFMF?

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