FabSwingers.com forum: How do you tempt your fellow forumites

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I mean what attribute of yours, be it physical or otherwise... would you use to "sell yourself"

(Very light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ability to be as surprised as everyone else when things come out of my mouth!

It works quite well!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Tell them in female with a pulse

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my sexy boobies

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My ability to be as surprised as everyone else when things come out of my mouth!

It works quite well! "

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Tell them in female with a pulse

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pmsl

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my sexy boobies

They sell themselves - gorgeous as they are!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"what attribute of yours, be it physical or otherwise, would you use to "sell yourself""

One doesn't get many BOGOF's on here

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By *ounggun432Man
over a year ago

east mids

"My ability to be as surprised as everyone else when things come out of my mouth!

It works quite well! "

Hahaha!

I don't like to make too much of my encyclopaedic knowledge of rainfall levels in Tbilisi in 1956 but if I really have to impres...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witty comment, can't be too serious on a swingers site.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I offer chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them in female with a pulse

Who needs a pulse ?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"what attribute of yours, be it physical or otherwise, would you use to "sell yourself"

One doesn't get many BOGOF's on here

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Brilliant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't sell myself, I come free

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"A witty comment, can't be too serious on a swingers site.

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Lol.. I am sure one day I ll think of one myself

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer chocolate."
TO anybody?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes make them laugh

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Tell them in female with a pulse

Who needs a pulse ?

Good point!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I don't sell myself, I come free

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Makes note!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I sometimes make them laugh

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I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always available when they're 'up my way in a few hours time'

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

sold to the highest bidder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care to share a Ben and Jerry's

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm always available when they're 'up my way in a few hours time'

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Makes note on behalf of somebody else!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

sold to the highest bidder!"
Well, what s it worth lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't actually think of any right now.

Blooming know why I was never any good at tele sales if I can't even sell myself

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Care to share a Ben and Jerry's

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Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use crystal as bait...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I can't actually think of any right now.

Blooming know why I was never any good at tele sales if I can't even sell myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I show them my tits

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I use crystal as bait..."
Does she know

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I show them my tits

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What happens next?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

be careful you'll choke !!! now breathe in and out ......... in and out ....... thats better lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Try to sound intelligent, amusing and interested in the thread, also it's nice to be nice. X

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect

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It is very obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use crystal as bait...Does she know

First time was a bit awkward, she was a bit confused by this couple that turned up expecting sex...

Thank god I'm a true Dom and she does what i say else it could have been real awkward

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

be careful you'll choke !!! now breathe in and out ......... in and out ....... thats better lol

In and out? Now that is just plain rude!!! I am shocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Care to share a Ben and Jerry's

Go on then

One pot or two

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Try to sound intelligent, amusing and interested in the thread, also it's nice to be nice. X"
I AM TRYING... or did you mean you are trying

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I read profiles

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I use crystal as bait...Does she know

First time was a bit awkward, she was a bit confused by this couple that turned up expecting sex...

Thank god I'm a true Dom and she does what i say else it could have been real awkward

"
Just peeped at your profile ... and wish I was 20 years younger

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Care to share a Ben and Jerry's

Go on then

One pot or two

"
Two - different flavours and some suggestions as to how we are going to have them

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

^^^^^^^^^^^^ them

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

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You actually do! I can confirm that

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ them"
Just when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer them food and a swatch at my baps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

be careful you'll choke !!! now breathe in and out ......... in and out ....... thats better lol

In and out? Now that is just plain rude!!! I am shocked! "

well u cant breathe up and down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer them food and a swatch at my baps.

Swatch

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile."
They can just tell from looking at the pictures what the text says

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer them food and a swatch at my baps.

"
Baps? Baps!!!! Baps.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I try ... And I try ..... And I try . if I make peeps laugh. It's the best feeling

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

I d say "Award" for the single man...we dont care if he is ugly, poor etc... as long as he appreciates us

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I sometimes make them laugh

I am gagging here... biting my tongue and everything thats in my way

be careful you'll choke !!! now breathe in and out ......... in and out ....... thats better lol

In and out? Now that is just plain rude!!! I am shocked!

well u cant breathe up and down

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Next thing you ll be asking me to blow as well

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I try ... And I try ..... And I try . if I make peeps laugh. It's the best feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer them food and a swatch at my baps.

Baps? Baps!!!! Baps.......

And very nice Baps they are ladies hehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

I d say "Award" for the single man...we dont care if he is ugly, poor etc... as long as he appreciates us

Cracked it then I appreciate women in all their forms

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile."

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

I d say "Award" for the single man...we dont care if he is ugly, poor etc... as long as he appreciates us

Cracked it then I appreciate women in all their forms

"
We d be eating out of the palm of your... errr hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a time when you were safe to leave the door unlocked

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door...."

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"There was a time when you were safe to leave the door unlocked

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Not on this thread...;-)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

I d say "Award" for the single man...we dont care if he is ugly, poor etc... as long as he appreciates us

Cracked it then I appreciate women in all their forms

We d be eating out of the palm of your... errr hands?

On my knees praying to meet you all hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use crystal as bait...Does she know

First time was a bit awkward, she was a bit confused by this couple that turned up expecting sex...

Thank god I'm a true Dom and she does what i say else it could have been real awkward

Just peeped at your profile ... and wish I was 20 years younger

You can have him! Free to a good home!

crystal x

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

"
In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I use crystal as bait...Does she know

First time was a bit awkward, she was a bit confused by this couple that turned up expecting sex...

Thank god I'm a true Dom and she does what i say else it could have been real awkward

Just peeped at your profile ... and wish I was 20 years younger

You can have him! Free to a good home!

crystal x"
That really made me... chcukle for all the wrong reasons. Thanks ... is he house trained?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that? "

C est quoi Brownie points?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, I...erm..... I mean.... I never use Jayne as bait... never... honest!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Awkward for a single man heheheheh

I am old ugly poor but I am HONEST hehehehehehehehe

I d say "Award" for the single man...we dont care if he is ugly, poor etc... as long as he appreciates us

Cracked it then I appreciate women in all their forms

We d be eating out of the palm of your... errr hands?

On my knees praying to meet you all hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

"
Pray to the Goddess of FOD.... (remember that poster?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer them a root through my dressing up wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum. No more no less

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

"
Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'd offer them a root through my dressing up wardrobe

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You d be attracting all genders with your well known sense of fashion... there will be a queue

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

"
I bet a few on here would be more than content with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

I bet a few on here would be more than content with that

They'd need to be, my personality sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's got me more then tempted!

I'd say with my dashing good looks unbelievable banter and most of all my modesty

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

I bet a few on here would be more than content with that

They'd need to be, my personality sucks

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And quite a few more would be happy with the sucking

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

It's got me more then tempted!

I'd say with my dashing good looks unbelievable banter and most of all my modesty"
Lost for words, myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's got me more then tempted!

I'd say with my dashing good looks unbelievable banter and most of all my modesty"

Your ass to Essex now mister!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

It's got me more then tempted!

I'd say with my dashing good looks unbelievable banter and most of all my modesty

Your ass to Essex now mister!

After a detour to Worcester maybe?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

In charge, since when? It's your thread. Although I was a Sixer.

Extra points if you can guess what VPW stands for.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal "

What are you planning to do with her bum Crystal????? Can't believe you are even thinking of taking that from us blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's got me more then tempted!

I'd say with my dashing good looks unbelievable banter and most of all my modesty

Your ass to Essex now mister!

I think I'm gonna have to! All the hot women / couples I want to meet are no where near Teesside! I think I'm gonna have to do duckas very brilliant uk tour

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over a year ago

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

In charge, since when? It's your thread. Although I was a Sixer.

Extra points if you can guess what VPW stands for."
Coming from an IT perspective ?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal

What are you planning to do with her bum Crystal????? Can't believe you are even thinking of taking that from us blokes

"
Crystal is a ncie woman she ll share I think... errr ... maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

He's nearly fully trained. With patience and some old fashioned TLC I think he could make it.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

He's nearly fully trained. With patience and some old fashioned TLC I think he could make it. "
I ll have him for respite... that way, if things dont work out, he has chance to go home to real TLC. (OMG I cannot believe we are talking about men like they are commodities here.. I feel bad now!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

In charge, since when? It's your thread. Although I was a Sixer.

Extra points if you can guess what VPW stands for.Coming from an IT perspective ? "

I don't have an IT perspective on anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal

What are you planning to do with her bum Crystal????? Can't believe you are even thinking of taking that from us blokes

She's not planning on doing anything to it, pay attention she's the bait so i can get to it!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

In charge, since when? It's your thread. Although I was a Sixer.

Extra points if you can guess what VPW stands for.Coming from an IT perspective ?

I don't have an IT perspective on anything."
But I need Brownie points... trust me I do (at home!!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

He's nearly fully trained. With patience and some old fashioned TLC I think he could make it. I ll have him for respite... that way, if things dont work out, he has chance to go home to real TLC. (OMG I cannot believe we are talking about men like they are commodities here.. I feel bad now!)"

You haven't monetised the transaction, it's more like borrowing.

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over a year ago

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

You feel bad? I feel violated!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal

What are you planning to do with her bum Crystal????? Can't believe you are even thinking of taking that from us blokes

She's not planning on doing anything to it, pay attention she's the bait so i can get to it!"

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"My bum. No more no less

It's all I need

crystal

What are you planning to do with her bum Crystal????? Can't believe you are even thinking of taking that from us blokes

She's not planning on doing anything to it, pay attention she's the bait so i can get to it!"

2wheels you are very dangerous

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"^^^^^^^^^^^^ themJust when I felt safe with my thread - my sister turns up

Well, it was you who unlocked the door. I can't resist an unlocked door....

Come and see what s behind... wow... sexy dreadlocks and beards and omg... soooo much more to please us

*Barges past*

MINE!

You've got 2wheels now

OMG.. where is Minxie when I need her....

You feel bad? I feel violated!"
Let me kiss the violation

Do you look a bit like the guy in the Coca Cola ad?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile.

VPW, I must be one of the very few who read profiles here

I know you do, which must mean you are a woman pretending to be a single man.

In that case he is psychologically trained... does he get Brownie points for that?

C est quoi Brownie points?

Lickety is awarding them. She is in charge

In charge, since when? It's your thread. Although I was a Sixer.

Extra points if you can guess what VPW stands for.Coming from an IT perspective ?

I don't have an IT perspective on anything.But I need Brownie points... trust me I do (at home!!)

Have a couple for participation and effort.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Who mentioned the guy in the cocoa cola ad? Who? Who?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You have to read profiles . How else can you get an understanding of the person your talking to

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is that brownies bonus coming or not????

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The cobwebs in my pants. When it is frosty they take on a magical appearance.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is that brownies bonus coming or not????

You get a couple of points for diligence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who mentioned the guy in the cocoa cola ad? Who? Who?"

Aphrodite has him. I'm taking a well deserved break

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and offer them chocolate on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

That's fine. I'ld be grateful if you would just hose him off before sending him back my way

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

That's fine. I'ld be grateful if you would just hose him off before sending him back my way

Will a quick swipe with a babywipe do? Can't vouch he'll be able to get another stiffy soon though, it might need some work.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

jaffa cakes..... cant go wrong!!!!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I read profiles

They give out site bans for that kind of behavior

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

All the relevant info is on my profile. I'm friendly.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I always promise not to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read profiles

Don't be daft: you're male and we know the default of ALL men is to look at the pictures and ignore the profile."

That's why I don't have pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my lovely charm

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

with my curvy curves and my eyes.. and beauty..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"jaffa cakes..... cant go wrong!!!!

You trying to tempt rusty?!? Lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Who mentioned the guy in the cocoa cola ad? Who? Who?"
Sorry just cant get enough of him

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

"
Indeed

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

"
Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her! "

Hmmmmm, well I promise not to look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her! "

I think Fornix has forgotten to tell you, I am now her adopted daughter so maybe Auntie should share with her niece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and in answer to your OP because I am a wonder

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

With my fab cooking skills....

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"Who mentioned the guy in the cocoa cola ad? Who? Who?Sorry just cant get enough of him

I was genuinely "moved" when I saw that advert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

I think Fornix has forgotten to tell you, I am now her adopted daughter so maybe Auntie should share with her niece

Your niece doh!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

I think Fornix has forgotten to tell you, I am now her adopted daughter so maybe Auntie should share with her niece

"
Sorry, you are Lickety's or Fornix' adppted daughter? Just clarifying as I will have tobring in Misscheeky as my bona fide daughter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

I think Fornix has forgotten to tell you, I am now her adopted daughter so maybe Auntie should share with her niece

Sorry, you are Lickety's or Fornix' adppted daughter? Just clarifying as I will have tobring in Misscheeky as my bona fide daughter....

Fornix's .... Quite a party then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

I think Fornix has forgotten to tell you, I am now her adopted daughter so maybe Auntie should share with her niece

Sorry, you are Lickety's or Fornix' adppted daughter? Just clarifying as I will have tobring in Misscheeky as my bona fide daughter....

I'm here mum...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

Hmmmmm, well I promise not to look?"
I dont mind sharing, really I dont. Just wondering whether we would be burnt as the witches of 2013 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer to pay for the hotel room...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

So let me get this straight : Fornix and I being sisters have one bona fide Misscheeky and one adopted daughter Juliewonders- where is the auntie coming in?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer to pay for the hotel room..."
pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marshmallows, donuts or cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So let me get this straight : Fornix and I being sisters have one bona fide Misscheeky and one adopted daughter Juliewonders- where is the auntie coming in?

Erm ok thought you were however you can be Mum as well, doesn't matter but we just need to work out whose turn is it first

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fabulous!

Sisters share everything you know

Indeed

...and if I had a man in my life, we could share him together

Would that be legal being sisters? Where is Lickety when you need her!

Hmmmmm, well I promise not to look?I dont mind sharing, really I dont. Just wondering whether we would be burnt as the witches of 2013 ..."

Considering what I do for a living, that's very possible!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I've lost count now. Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've lost count now. Who am I?"

Mum

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

We need more structure here.. I am role confused myself!

Obi - as the token man here - help us out ...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer to pay for the hotel room...pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

I must be part of he action!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer to pay for the hotel room...pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

I must be part of he action!

"
We got two mums who are sisters and a couple of daughters who are not sisters. What would you like to be (Has got to be female though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need more structure here.. I am role confused myself!

Obi - as the token man here - help us out ...;-)"

I'm confused myself! But nothing unusual there!!

Seems there's a lot of 'adoption' going on and the sort of interaction usually found in Louisiana being performed by banjo playing inbreds!

So if you lot are having that kind of party - count me in!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We need more structure here.. I am role confused myself!

Obi - as the token man here - help us out ...;-)

I'm confused myself! But nothing unusual there!!

Seems there's a lot of 'adoption' going on and the sort of interaction usually found in Louisiana being performed by banjo playing inbreds!

So if you lot are having that kind of party - count me in!!

"
PMSL I can hear the Hill billies playing in the back ground - come on then organise these wild women, Obi - there s a challenge for you

You ll be measured by its outcome!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them."

Fuck me - I'm glad i popped back in to this thread. crystal's arse clearly works!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them."

Thank you, Lickety.

Are you participating or are you judge/ jury and executioner after?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them.

Fuck me - I'm glad i popped back in to this thread. crystal's arse clearly works!"
Tis great when you are recruited without having to submit a CV eh?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them.

Fuck me - I'm glad i popped back in to this thread. crystal's arse clearly works!"

It seems fucking you is high on the agenda. Well done to crystal's arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them."

See I knew she was my Auntie!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Aphrodite and Fornix are sisters

Aphrodite's daughter is Cheekychops

Cheekychops is neice to Fornix

Fornix has adopted Julie

Aphrodite is Julie's aunt

Julie and Cheeky are cousins

Legally you can all share 2Wheels and Obi unless it turns out you are mothers or sisters to either of them.

Thank you, Lickety.

Are you participating or are you judge/ jury and executioner after? "

"It's a family affair" as the song says. Plus I wouldn't want to throw the numbers out. Send 2Wheels and Obi to me for inspection after and I'll clean them up for crystal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer to pay for the hotel room...pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

I must be part of he action!

We got two mums who are sisters and a couple of daughters who are not sisters. What would you like to be (Has got to be female though

I'll be the cousin... Twice detached....

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I offer to pay for the hotel room...pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

I must be part of he action!

We got two mums who are sisters and a couple of daughters who are not sisters. What would you like to be (Has got to be female though

I'll be the cousin... Twice detached...."
Nice one, allows you multiple access at all levels. Smart move, lady

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I offer to pay for the hotel room...pmsl - as a voyeur or part of the action

I must be part of he action!

We got two mums who are sisters and a couple of daughters who are not sisters. What would you like to be (Has got to be female though

I'll be the cousin... Twice detached...."

As far as I can see there is no reason for you not to just join in if invited. Unless you are related to Obi or 2Wheels.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact."

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

I'll bribe her later

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

I'll bribe her later

"
Can see a cooking competition between you and Misscheekie coming on....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

Has anyone checked whether 2Wheels and Obi will join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

Someone message keenfucktographer - I'm sure he'd find a use for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a silver tongued Cavalier, a folk anti-hero and a highly skilled after-dinner speaker.

I also cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez - went out for a cig and things have progressed it seems!

Well - as it's my birthday next week - happy to be uncle, grandad, weird cousin or whatever to all and sundry!

Happy days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lovely cute arse and a tasty cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

Has anyone checked whether 2Wheels and Obi will join in?"

Do bears shit in the woods?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

She was taking a break and just wanted 2Wheels returned clean and intact.

If Fornix and I get hold of one wheel each... there is a good chance ....Not so when the really young ones get hold of him

Has anyone checked whether 2Wheels and Obi will join in?"
Think they are being polite and wont decline. We also have a guest of honour now in the Professor! Wow, it is going to be great

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm a silver tongued Cavalier, a folk anti-hero and a highly skilled after-dinner speaker.

I also cook. "
You are in! Single executive decision. I ll clear it with Lickety later

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I have a lovely cute arse and a tasty cock

You re in, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So... all seems well except... Crystals arse has not been assigned a role.

Someone message keenfucktographer - I'm sure he'd find a use for it!"

lol now i need to read the rest of this thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jeez - went out for a cig and things have progressed it seems!

Well - as it's my birthday next week - happy to be uncle, grandad, weird cousin or whatever to all and sundry!

Happy days!!

It's important that you and 2Wheels are no more than distant cousins to the coven. Otherwise I'll have to look at the legality again.

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