FabSwingers.com forum: Your expected day on fab.

By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

So when you log into Fab, what do you expect?

Is it a bit like going to work, where it’s different day same old s….stuff!?

or do you log on with the innocence of an excited child on a birthday ready to open presents and find some great surprises

How is your fab experience so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I expect to bang my head against a brick wall.

Mutter FFS a few hundred times.

Be thankful I'm single.

And look at a pretty penis or 2.

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By *reyhawkeMan
45 weeks ago

Tyndrum

I expect to login. See no messages. Go shower and get ready for.

Repeat cycle.

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By *eliWoman
45 weeks ago

It's neither. I don't particularly expect anything bar being able to log on.

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By *reyhawkeMan
45 weeks ago

Tyndrum

"I expect to bang my head against a brick wall.

Mutter FFS a few hundred times.

Be thankful I'm single.

And look at a pretty penis or 2.

Don't bang your head against a brick wall, youll mess up your hair. Scream into a pillow instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

No expectations at all. A view is always nice to see but if that view isn’t followed up with a wink or a message then I’m back to square 1 anyway. A nice perv and if any friends on line then a little convo. That’s as far as expectations go

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
45 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I never know what to expect on here and it never disappoints, I suppose the time it stops surprising me I’d knock it on the head.

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By *ir KinkMan
45 weeks ago

Cardross

I don't log on with any expectations really. Usually a morning fab message to those on friend list and some others.

A click on who has viewed me check my update button fab a few pictures along the way.

Coffee update status and off to work usually.

Days off are different still working on my profile so that's my task on days off this week.

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
45 weeks ago

Walsall & Reading

Good morning everyone xx

I come on for the forums and don’t really get any attention on here, do I like fab ? Not really

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Different day same stuff.

Some dick pics, some men asking how I am, some asking for a insta meet. Once every few months I might get a message that actually makes me use brain power.

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By *andi19Couple
45 weeks ago

somewhere

Expect to see sexy people gabbing our pics and nice messages

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
45 weeks ago

Reigate

A message or two, a couple of winks and some photos fabbed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I don't log on with any expectations really. Usually a morning fab message to those on friend list and some others.

…"

Yes, some days I log on with that attitude. But that’s also the hopefulness and fact statistically, something must change one day.

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By *ornycougaWoman
45 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I have a routine on here.

Make coffee

Check my friend updates

Check my hotlist updates

Scan my inbox

Have a cry and/or bang head against wall before leaving with nothing touched

Mooch around the forums

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
45 weeks ago

Southampton

Log on, reply to messages have nose around on the forums . No real expectations

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By *entlemanrogueMan
45 weeks ago

Motherwell

I exepct to log in.

Have some messages from.straight guys wanting to suck my dick cos thats their kink.

Have other a tually straight guys message me asking to fuck my partner.

Occasionally find a woman profile that is interesting who i may have a sound connection with, send well worded message, have it deleted or ignored.

They very rare interactions that i actually get on here used to make it worth while being a member but less and less so.

so many fakes profiles, so many people join and leave (i understand why) it can get very tedious

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I'm always really excited.... Followed by disappointment.. Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Log on. Check/post on forums. Reply to messages. Move of with my day, sometimes be more active in the forums. during the day if the time allows.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

My normal is usual a message complementing me on my balls. Lol

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By *sWyldWoman
45 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Check forum.

Chat with friends

Ignore the rest of my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I don’t expect anything

People shouldn’t expect

They should inspire other to want to

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By *iss.BellaWoman
45 weeks ago

Chester

Check friends and hotlist photos,

Spend longer than I should perving,

Message friends,

Perv some more,

Have a look at my inbox,

Scream and run to the forum for safety.

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'm always really excited.... Followed by disappointment.. Every time

^ I had this as a verification once.

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By *irty-pairCouple
45 weeks ago

Essex

No expectations, but a few one-line DMs and messages addressed to Mr (rather than both of us - one of our pet peeves) are likely.

A great message from someone who’s taken the effort to read our profile still makes our bits flutter x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
45 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

[Removed by poster at 25/03/24 07:40:35]

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen

No expectations at all.

Pop into forums, maybe post a few random comments and reply to inbox messages and then off I toddle again.

Painless and easy

MrsAbz

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
45 weeks ago

Reading

I expect to have a few messages to reply to and then to come on to the forum to see if there are any interesting posts.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
45 weeks ago

Leeds

I expect nothing but usually it goes,

Laugh at the weirdo in the inbox who obviously got a little carried away with his cocaine wank.

Browse the forums.

Take the piss, then fuck off.

The mr

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By *mmaleiaWoman
45 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Procrastinate on the forums, chat to a few regulars, avoid my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Have look at the what hot pics and vids

Look at my messages that I have not received

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
45 weeks ago

Leeds

I expect an inbox full of women wanting mffffffff

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I expect an inbox full of women wanting mffffffff

Mrs "

Don’t we all?? Don’t we all???

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By *ustBoWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I pop in and out browse the forums usually, might post on the odd thread that I take an interest in. Inbox is happily usually empty so don't need to look at that.

Might check updates a couple of times a week. But ye that's about it really.

No expectations and no dissappointments

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

I expect a splattering of humour or if not something i can turn into humour

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over

"I expect a splattering of humour or if not something i can turn into humour

And you never disappoint

Hang on, humour did you say

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I expect a splattering of humour or if not something i can turn into humour

And you never disappoint

Hang on, humour did you say

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"I expect to bang my head against a brick wall.

Mutter FFS a few hundred times.

Be thankful I'm single.

And look at a pretty penis or 2.

Hahahaha this made me actually LOL

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By *espacito56Man
45 weeks ago

Orkney

In my location, which is almost totally devoid of opportunities, I expect to login several times, find absolutely no views, messages or new members hereabouts, logout and wonder why the fuck I'm still wasting my time doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I have zero expectations so there can’t be any disappointment.

I usually check updates, browse the forums & have a bit of a perv.

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By *ookie46Woman
45 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

No expectations Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Low expectations and always met!

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By *rHotNottsMan
45 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I always login hoping to see something interesting, thought-provoking & positive / hopeful . Sometimes it happens

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Check updates for what my disgustingly perverted friends have been up to.

Scroll through forum looking for all the threads that might interest me. Post stupid comments.

Chuckle to myself at my own juvenility.

Return at lunchtime to do the same.

Return at dinnertime to do the same.

Return in the evening to do the same.

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By *obilebottomMan
45 weeks ago

All over

"Log in at breakfast time.

Check updates for what my disgustingly perverted friends have been up to.

Scroll through forum looking for all the threads that might interest me. Post stupid comments.

Chuckle to myself at my own juvenility.

Return at lunchtime to do the same.

Return at dinnertime to do the same.

Return in the evening to do the same."

You are so missed when you are not on

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Be bitterly disappointed yet again, or mildly surprised if its a rare day

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By *oodoodMan
45 weeks ago

Suffolkish

Log on, catch up with a couple of friends. Count the number of deleted messages. Go cock blind from straying on to new pics. See if anything worth joining in with on forums. Fab some pics / perv then get on with never ending work teams meetings interspersed with occasional re-perv

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By *westUKguyMan
45 weeks ago

Southport

Log on no messages, then made up if i get 1, have a mooch, fire off loads of messages then wait for NOTHING . ..usual day in paradise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"No expectations Woody

My new username ^

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By *ex HolesMan
45 weeks ago

Up North

It’ll probably involve all of the below:

Why do men send cock pics?

Why are all men cheaters?

Married men, should they be on here?

Why are all men misogynist?

Why do men breathe?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
45 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’ll probably involve all of the below:

Why do men send cock pics?

Why are all men cheaters?

Married men, should they be on here?

Why are all men misogynist?

Why do men breathe?

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By *TG3Man
45 weeks ago

Dorchester

I log in for some boing action but sadly no buttons in fridge

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By *rilingualMan
45 weeks ago

Guildford

Check updates and fab pictures.

Open the tuble wilderness that is the inbox.

Close the tuble wilderness that is the inbox.

Check updates and fab pictures

Log out.

Rinse and repeat.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
45 weeks ago

Doncaster

I'm always excited as I'm logging into Fab,

You never know what it will bring.

It's a bit of a lucky dip, but I quite like that as it keeps me on my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I generally log in when I have a bit of time, mainly to post to the forums for 10-15min flurries before going about my day again.

I answer messages as and when I have time too as I want to put some thought into them as opposed to word-vomitting out a reply

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By *ackdaw52Man
45 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Typical day;

Log on to no messages, no views and no fabs.

Check to see if my messages have been read.

See what my friends are up to.

Have a browse.

Post on the forums.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
45 weeks ago

Manchester

Generally these days I log in, see my messages, think I can't face going through them I'll do it next time, check friends updates, lurk the forums, log back off

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By *viatrixWoman
45 weeks ago

Redhill

I just log on to chat… be it on the forum or via messages.

Apart from that- zero expectations.

When I want attention I post a photo. Or two.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
45 weeks ago

St Leonards

I mean, I'm looking for any angle I can to bring in bogies, earwax, quantum physics, philosophy, and coffee.

FAB Lounge always delivers to my expectations

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
45 weeks ago

Ipswich

Not much had a bad two weeks due to illness had pneumonia turned in to a bad cold now after antibiotics

Log off

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By *elix SightedMan
45 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"So when you log into Fab, what do you expect?

Is it a bit like going to work, where it’s different day same old s….stuff!?

or do you log on with the innocence of an excited child on a birthday ready to open presents and find some great surprises

How is your fab experience so far? "

I tell you what I didn’t expect - 54 views in one day. I mean wtf is going on today?!! Is it because I’m getting veris from the MLS I wonder?

I normally get 10 views a day but my account is on fire!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
45 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Expectations of fab or people on fab went years ago, so there is no expectations for me these days.

I find this is the best way to navigate this fab world....

I mooch the forums and chat shit these days is all...

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By *endalshaggersCouple
45 weeks ago

Lake District

Genuinely every day is different.

Most of the time we either have people outside of our age group or at the other end of the country wanting to meet asap (and generally just me the female for bi meets, even though I'm not bi and our profile clearly states this).

We'll have a couple of winks from others.

Fabs are generally all the pictures of me naked from single men, many of whom have fabbed every single picture or video we've ever uploaded. I imagine they're sitting there desperately hoping we'll message.

Generally I'll have a quick flick through who's viewed our profile to see if anyone piques interest.

Normally chat with the 4 or 5 couples we've connected with and answer the few messages in between.

Read and reply in forums as I like the different interactions and viewpoints.

C xoxo

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
45 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Log on,

Check messages, usually none or the odd one we wouldn't entertain.

Check updates and perv I mean peruse over what friends and hotlist are up to

Go on forums, post on random threads and mostly be ignored or kill them

Tinder

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By *weetiepie99Woman
45 weeks ago

cardiff

I just have a quick scan of the forums. Probably delete a few messages. And wait for something/someone to surprise me. This doesn't happen very often!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I hope that one of the women I messaged replies and likes me back

Apart from that look at forums

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By *orny-DJMan
45 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I have learned to expect nothing. That way I am never disappointed

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By *rilingualMan
45 weeks ago

Guildford

"When I want attention I post a photo. Or two.

And doesn't it just work so beautifully

I'd so love to laugh with you over a coffee... no expectations...

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By *ife NinjaMan
45 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Check and profile likes/views, catch up on friends/local updates and then check messages

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
45 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"I expect an inbox full of women wanting mffffffff

Mrs "

Well sadly that wasn't on offer but we did get lovely boobs and a cheeky face today in the inbox.

Unexpected but in a good way

MrsAbz

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By *odders88Man
45 weeks ago

Northampton

I’ve learnt to have no expectations, but I keep logging back in…so I’m obviously waiting for something!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
45 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Different day same stuff.

Some dick pics, some men asking how I am, some asking for a insta meet. Once every few months I might get a message that actually makes me use brain power."

Same same.

Zero expectations at the moment.

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By *lder budweiserMan
45 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Zero expectations on here apart from the usual humblebrags in the Local Updates and the occasional pic fabbed by a gay guy

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
45 weeks ago

Ipswich

Coffee work boredom lol

Dreading This Thursday

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By *rilingualMan
45 weeks ago

Guildford

So, I logged in and my inbox was showing some eleventyhundred messages.

All those beautiful ladies, TS's and gentlemen who had glanced at my profile and though Jesus wept, I got to get me some of that.

There were invites, there were pictures, there were offers to fly across the world to buy a coffee at a crap gatwick terminal just so they could fill their eyeballs with the little short balding tugtastic bundle of hot phwoarr that is me.

My diary is booked up with daytime meets, evening meets, and assorted culinary meats to the point my little balls will be drained dry, to the point i'd need so much IV viagra just to get through everyone that my eyeballs and tongue would be rock solid as well.

I couldn't believe it that my ikkle wee self could be so wanted and popular.

...

Then I woke up and it was morning.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
45 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I expect an inbox full of women wanting mffffffff

Mrs "

Oh how we can dream

Tinder

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By *r MzchiefMan
45 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Ive said this before, I log on because im a Yorkshireman and ive paid to be here and i just cant bring myself to delete the account and save my sanity. Tbh the visceral antipathy and in some cases open hostility to my demographic ( older white male ) is a little off putting. Ive come to realise this isnt working for me personally, i wish all the luck in the world to those that find a reasonably decent human to converse with.

Apart from that im good.

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