FabSwingers.com forum: I envy people

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

who can eat huge meals in one sitting.

I long to pay my £20 and gorge on an all you can eat boofay, or load my plate up at an all inclusive holiday dining room.

Instead, I eat my child's portion and try to stuff in a dessert, to get my money's worth.

What do you envy people for?

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By *educing_EmCouple
44 weeks ago

Tipperary

People who can eat a small portion and be full and content

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Having straight hair.

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By *avexxMan
44 weeks ago

cheshire

who are taller than me,,

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
44 weeks ago

Wherever

For being able to sleep throughout the night.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

Having the discipline for self improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Been able to resist that one for the Road.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
44 weeks ago

Essex

People with will power.

I have zero.

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By *sWyldWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

People able to start things and stick to them.

The gym

Weight loss

Budgets

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By *ad HardcoreMan
44 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"People with will power.

I have zero."

People who know how to 'think' taller.

Hate's a strong word.

But I do hate these yoga/mindfulness loving/kale eating/virtue-signalling/finger pointing fu#kers.

(Breathe out...)

And... relax

Namaste

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
44 weeks ago

North West

People who can eat proper solid food.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"For being able to sleep throughout the night."

This

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

East Sussex

Being fluent in more than one language.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
44 weeks ago

Manchester

People who exercise and don't have an unhealthy relationship with food

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who exercise and don't have an unhealthy relationship with food"

This.

Like must be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

People who can play a musical instrument.

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By *mallfishBerksMan
44 weeks ago

crowthorne

I love overindulgence but wish I could, as has been said before eat small and be content. It must save a fortune!

Saying that a good all you can eat Texas buffet must be indulged to its full potential!

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"Being fluent in more than one language. "

Being fluent in my own language

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By *mallfishBerksMan
44 weeks ago

crowthorne

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!"

My dude, you are shredded.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!"

I preferred your original answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!"

Brudda…

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By *ugh JerectionMan
44 weeks ago

Bolton

People who have patience to tolerate idiots.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!"

You always seem shredded to me, with my rose tinted glasses Joe, as I'm stuffing chocolate down my gullet, thinking it's all 5 of my 5 a day. And guessing my macros are top notch

. Before mumbling to my Derby PT

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

My dude, you are shredded.

Yeah... But even more so...

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

I preferred your original answer."

You saw that?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

I preferred your original answer.

You saw that?

I did. Hey Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

Brudda… "

Yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

You always seem shredded to me, with my rose tinted glasses Joe, as I'm stuffing chocolate down my gullet, thinking it's all 5 of my 5 a day. And guessing my macros are top notch

. Before mumbling to my Derby PT"

It is! Chocolate orange, chocolate strawberry...

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
44 weeks ago

Hastings

"For being able to sleep throughout the night."

I'll second this and add Don't have to work

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"Been able to resist that one for the Road. "

Haha yes this also

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"People who don't have a sweet tooth. If I didn't have a sweet tooth, I'd be fucking shredded!

I preferred your original answer.

You saw that?

I did. Hey Joe

My 4ft penis and I are happy to see you back

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By *eliWoman
44 weeks ago

Being able to hide how they feel on their face.

Look, even my voice betrays me - aroused and it's deeper and slower like I'm fucking them with my words.

I'd really like to try being neutral.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
44 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

I envy peeps now..

For their very wrong 'Crocs' x

And they don't give a fuck.

In this age, honestly?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

"People who can eat a small portion and be full and content "

The feeling doesn't last long

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By *riar BelisseWoman
44 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Flexible people, my joints feel like im a 90 year old atm in this

weather

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

After reading these replies I've realised I have a lot of envy in me

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

"Flexible people, my joints feel like im a 90 year old atm in this

weather

I'd love to be able to split my legs wide

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Flexible people, my joints feel like im a 90 year old atm in this

weather

I'd love to be able to split my legs wide

Woah woah woah

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

People who can start a conversation with any fucker about anything, especially small talk.. go you social people!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

"Flexible people, my joints feel like im a 90 year old atm in this

weather

I'd love to be able to split my legs wide

Woah woah woah

Wider than that

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By *TG3Man
44 weeks ago

Dorchester

Yes i envy people who have the flexibility gene I've never been flexible really and I've never been envious either

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I envy people who can eat whatever they want and never put weight on, without the need for exercise etc

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By *ags73Man
44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I guess I don’t envy in general or specifically as I’m sort of down on myself over what I think I’m bad at, not so much seeing someone else, but thinking I need to do better at things.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
44 weeks ago

Bradford

"who can eat huge meals in one sitting.

I long to pay my £20 and gorge on an all you can eat boofay, or load my plate up at an all inclusive holiday dining room.

Instead, I eat my child's portion and try to stuff in a dessert, to get my money's worth.

What do you envy people for?

Know what you mean when we go out. We never get dessert. Too full

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Having straight hair."

Having hair.

Bastards......

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
44 weeks ago

East London

"who can eat huge meals in one sitting.

I long to pay my £20 and gorge on an all you can eat boofay, or load my plate up at an all inclusive holiday dining room.

Instead, I eat my child's portion and try to stuff in a dessert, to get my money's worth.

What do you envy people for?

Know what you mean when we go out. We never get dessert. Too full"

My sister loves dessert so I leave some of my main meal to fit some in. Or we do some shopping after dinner and then go to a dessert place when I have room for it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
44 weeks ago

little house on the praire

People with long legs. They don't even en have to be long, normal length will do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
44 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"People who can start a conversation with any fucker about anything, especially small talk.. go you social people!"

Yes, this.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
44 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Still got dark hair. At 49.

Well chuffed with myself

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By *nnCeeWoman
44 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"who can eat huge meals in one sitting.

I long to pay my £20 and gorge on an all you can eat boofay, or load my plate up at an all inclusive holiday dining room.

Instead, I eat my child's portion and try to stuff in a dessert, to get my money's worth.

What do you envy people for?

Used to be able to do this, but it didn't do me well, so now I'll have this kids portion for the rest of my life (and no dessert).

I'm envious of those who have:

Figured out what they want to be when they grow up/what they're good at and have a job which they enjoy (or at least don't hate most days);

Figured out which exercise they can get along with and manage to keep doing it;

Figured out how to temper their responses both orally and facially

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By *iking_WitchWoman
44 weeks ago

Hinckley

People who still have their Dad around. ??

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

Southampton

"People who still have their Dad around. ??"

Hugs xx

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By *ags73Man
44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"People who still have their Dad around. ??"

It’s tough when parents go and they’re not there to turn around to.

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By *nnCeeWoman
44 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"People who still have their Dad around. ??"

Hugs from me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Why envy, when we know it's not productive. Just be content with life.

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By *ames-77Man
44 weeks ago

milton keynes

I envy nobody.. envy can eat away at you and destroy your well-being

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By *rHotNottsMan
44 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I envy nobody.. envy can eat away at you and destroy your well-being "

I don’t envy them, but I think the natural tendency to effortlessly get important things done early is just a great behaviour.

They are just lucky.

My youngest daughter always did her homework at the table immediately on returning from school for about an hour. I never had to ask her to do it once, She just wanted to get it done quickly and then enjoy the evening knowing it’s done. From age 5 to 18 consistently. I wish I was more like her

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"I envy nobody.. envy can eat away at you and destroy your well-being "

Is this modern day Yoda!

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