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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago

Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored and feeling nawty.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I do not like a roast. It just feels mean.

Bet you're glad I contributed to the thread

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Can you do it in duck fat please. I'd be happy like a pig in shit

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Only roast I like is the spit kind

But ok on yous go

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By *hrista BellendWoman
35 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Do your worst

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Fabbers... roast me

If ya check my profile and veris...

You will realise that I am 'THAT' kinda prick

Go on.

I can 'take it'.

Most offensive gets a special prize x

I'll roast you like you've never been roasted before. And then block ye. Just for laughs.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"I do not like a roast. It just feels mean.

Bet you're glad I contributed to the thread

Mrs TMN x"

I’m not actually. But you’re gonna do whatever to get on my nerves

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By *etal and KinkMan
35 weeks ago

Malice

A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst...

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By *etal and KinkMan
35 weeks ago

Malice

214 verifications? You must go down harder than the titanic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Do your worst "

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst..."

Metal, your location says Sunderland but you appear to be typing reasonably well in English

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By *hoirCouple
35 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Sure, why not.

C (not P)

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst..."

. Cute…I’m a brat not an asshole! Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Fuck it

I’m in

Get the baster ready

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
35 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Roast away we can take it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West


"Roast away we can take it "

But can't take an eyeful *tuts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Sure, why not.

C (not P)

"

C, hey, I remember you! You weren’t around for ages! Ah. Good times.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
35 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you. "

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

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By *elshcouple18Couple
35 weeks ago

Cardiff

What stuffing we having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out "

Of your mouth, right?

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

"

Your mummy would’ve caught us…every.single.one

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Your mummy would’ve caught us…every.single.one "

I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

"

Dads, useless aren’t they?

Explains why you post the way you do actually.

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary

Sure fire away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Sure fire away"
Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box. "

Is that it Stephen....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen.... "

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

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By *itty9899Man
35 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Im in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
35 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on do your worst

Tinder

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site. "

Crying into my birthday cake now

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By *sWyldWoman
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Intrigued.. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now "

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present"

Let me guess, is it an std test kit?

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Dads, useless aren’t they?

Explains why you post the way you do actually. "

My daddy was a prick. So yeah. The apple didn't fall far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present

Let me guess, is it an std test kit? "

No. It’s a night in a hotel with me…

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By *oofy321Man
35 weeks ago

moon base zero

This would be more fun if anyone on the thread was worthy of a roasting

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
35 weeks ago

London

Boring people

Tedious thread

Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"This would be more fun if anyone on the thread was worthy of a roasting"

Goofy, what can we say about goofy?

No seriously, who tf is this guy? What can we say about him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Boring people

Tedious thread

Out "

Don’t hurry back babe x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
35 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

Of your mouth, right? "

Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site. "

'Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it'.

Bet the OP's 'taking it' right now x

And horror of horrors...

Without consent

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By *hoirCouple
35 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Sure, why not.

C (not P)

"

I wouldn't mind if they did these days

P

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By *isaSlutFaceCouple
35 weeks ago

Solihull

let's see what you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Please end all roasts with boom roasted.. Michael Scott style.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I can't believe I missed this!

I being roasted.

If you can make it really mean and find, then smash, a big vulnerability...even better!

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


" let's see what you've got"

Nice bum. (Am I doing this right?)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

Of your mouth, right?

Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls"

Well, they've definitely turned green recently.

And regularly get mercilessly pummelled by 4 guys at a time.

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By *hoirCouple
35 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

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By *hoirCouple
35 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Go on do your worst

Tinder "

I'd love to but it would feel wrong after what life gave you.

Boom, roasted!

C

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