FabSwingers.com forum: The roast of the fab forums

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you’re in and let us roast you.

I’m bored and feeling nawty.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I do not like a roast. It just feels mean.

Bet you're glad I contributed to the thread

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do it in duck fat please. I'd be happy like a pig in shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only roast I like is the spit kind

But ok on yous go

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbers... roast me

If ya check my profile and veris...

You will realise that I am 'THAT' kinda prick

Go on.

I can 'take it'.

Most offensive gets a special prize x

I'll roast you like you've never been roasted before. And then block ye. Just for laughs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do not like a roast. It just feels mean.

Bet you're glad I contributed to the thread

Mrs TMN x"

I’m not actually. But you’re gonna do whatever to get on my nerves

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By *etal and KinkMan
over a year ago

Malice

A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst...

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By *etal and KinkMan
over a year ago

Malice

214 verifications? You must go down harder than the titanic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst..."

Metal, your location says Sunderland but you appear to be typing reasonably well in English

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Sure, why not.

C (not P)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bratty sub, who says please.

There's more brat in a bratwurst..."
. Cute…I’m a brat not an asshole! Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it

I’m in

Get the baster ready

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Roast away we can take it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Roast away we can take it

But can't take an eyeful *tuts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure, why not.

C (not P)

C, hey, I remember you! You weren’t around for ages! Ah. Good times.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you. "

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

What stuffing we having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out "

Of your mouth, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Your mummy would’ve caught us…every.single.one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Your mummy would’ve caught us…every.single.one

I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Dads, useless aren’t they?

Explains why you post the way you do actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure fire away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure fire away"
Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen.... "

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Im in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on do your worst

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Intrigued.. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present"

Let me guess, is it an std test kit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dirty, dirty fuckers x

I'll start then, shall I?

To ALL of ye:

Your daddy really shoulda shot you across the room.

Dads, useless aren’t they?

Explains why you post the way you do actually.

My daddy was a prick. So yeah. The apple didn't fall far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

Crying into my birthday cake now

Oh it’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I’ve got you a present

Let me guess, is it an std test kit? "

No. It’s a night in a hotel with me…

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

This would be more fun if anyone on the thread was worthy of a roasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring people

Tedious thread

Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This would be more fun if anyone on the thread was worthy of a roasting"

Goofy, what can we say about goofy?

No seriously, who tf is this guy? What can we say about him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boring people

Tedious thread

Out

Don’t hurry back babe x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

Of your mouth, right?

Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure fire away Ah Em, always lovely to read you on here. I would message you more but I don’t think you could fit much more in your box.

Is that it Stephen....

Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it. Seen as you seem to take everyone else on this site.

'Standards have suddenly risen… Fair enough.

I thought you’d take it'.

Bet the OP's 'taking it' right now x

And horror of horrors...

Without consent

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Sure, why not.

C (not P)

I wouldn't mind if they did these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let's see what you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please end all roasts with boom roasted.. Michael Scott style.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

I can't believe I missed this!

being roasted.

If you can make it really mean and find, then smash, a big vulnerability...even better!

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

let's see what you've got"

Nice bum. (Am I doing this right?)

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Do your worst

It’s so funny that you’re so tall Beatrice, so tall and yet we all look down on you.

Fuck me, I laughed so hard, one of my haemorrhoids popped out

Of your mouth, right?

Yeah. My arse ones are like tennis balls"

Well, they've definitely turned green recently.

And regularly get mercilessly pummelled by 4 guys at a time.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Go on do your worst

Tinder "

I'd love to but it would feel wrong after what life gave you.

Boom, roasted!

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