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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening all quick question,very weird I know BUT a mate and I were talking at work today and suffice to say it got round to farting in bed with a new partner,and how long you should wait before releasing the demons.he thinks no waiting at all and let rip,I said a month.how long would you lot wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bout 10 mins. At my age, that's as long as I can keep ma ass tight and hold it in....

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Bout 10 mins. At my age, that's as long as I can keep ma ass tight and hold it in....

;-)

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Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanksfully im single and do not have to put up with such things

saying that my dog sleep at the bottom of my bed and farts all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question 2

after deciding its ok to fart in bed with a new partner, how long after that do you wait till you shove her head under?

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Lol........I still won't fart in front of Zac, and that's after 2 years !!!!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Question 2

after deciding its ok to fart in bed with a new partner, how long after that do you wait till you shove her head under? "

I waited until our wedding night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol........I still won't fart in front of Zac, and that's after 2 years !!!!!

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I was with my ex for 15 years and I never farted infront of him, even after 15 years I would leave the room to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol........I still won't fart in front of Zac, and that's after 2 years !!!!!

"

Women fart ??? Nah can't be true ! Kylie's rear end forever sullied (collapses in despair & sheer disbelief)

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Question 2

after deciding its ok to fart in bed with a new partner, how long after that do you wait till you shove her head under? "

You know your both doing ok when that starts LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Question 2

after deciding its ok to fart in bed with a new partner, how long after that do you wait till you shove her head under? "

At least 30 seconds lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Evening all quick question,very weird I know BUT a mate and I were talking at work today and suffice to say it got round to farting in bed with a new partner,and how long you should wait before releasing the demons.he thinks no waiting at all and let rip,I said a month.how long would you lot wait?"
Depends if ya think its gonna be a really smelly one or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is farting in front of your other half more socially acceptable thank pissing in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is farting in front of your other half more socially acceptable thank pissing in the bath?"

definitely. my Mrs farts worse than me so it's perfectly acceptable to fart in front of her. but pissin in the bath should be kept to yourself for sure

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