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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore

Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dvp, a bacon sandwich and a builders brew with two hot ripped young guys

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

A cuddle and a passionate snog. Then a brew.

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

A small cadburys button Easter egg that’s been in the freezer overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A time machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm sunshine.

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By *smith87Man
over a year ago

totton

Naked snuggle and spoon

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By *asisfan25Man
over a year ago

Stansted

I’d say friend and or someone to talk to everyday

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Doggy with a back massage

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore

Hmmm all of those in quick succession would be most welcome

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Doggy with a back massage"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage!!!

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"Doggy with a back massage"

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A snuggle with a naked woman I like and feel relaxed with, interspersed with cunnilingus. Or just the snuggle, even.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs


"Doggy with a back massage

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats "

Definitely better with a tall man who has long arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good pounding and then food

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By *ifesforliving84Man
over a year ago

Telford

As simple as friendship and company

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By *holoMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

A good long kiss and a sexy cudling up and a beer while laying down on the sofa and holding eatch other tight and not keeping our hands of eatch other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with a Prince Albert who likes hairy bbws

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I don't need anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good hot woman

So I buy her Easter eggs

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"I don't need anything "

A T-shirt with "Love me, love my table" on it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good long kiss and a sexy cudling up and a beer while laying down on the sofa and holding eatch other tight and not keeping our hands of eatch other "

Yep.thats good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A cup of coffee. Mr KC is on the case!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Spotting on this squat rack..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t really NEED anything but I want back tickles and a long kissing session (naked preferably)

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

A hug

And a long slow snog

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By *evon_LexiWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Easy like Sunday afternoon....long languid stroking, teasing and tasting

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Champagne King prawn tagliatelle

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

A holiday

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

A really good fart.

That brisket just isn't sitting right.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sex swing or a spanking bench, can’t decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be put down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed been a long night been up sins like 10 last night

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

A magic wand

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By *ad HardcoreMan
over a year ago

A Chippy Near You...

Fresh air, water, food, laughter, sex

Or a new episode of It's Always Sunny...

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE! "

I have acquired my coffee

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

For this pneumonia to feck off

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Dvp, a bacon sandwich and a builders brew with two hot ripped young guys "

Sounds perfect

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee "

Where's mine?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

A teleportation device to get me home .... guess a train will have to do lol

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine? "

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed "

Actually, we need a plumber too. Can we share?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I need a bathroom fitter. Need to get a new bathroom installed "

Me too. Good luck with that I would say.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat "

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely

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By *ad HardcoreMan
over a year ago

A Chippy Near You...


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely "

...And the Sunday papers thanks

Lovely comfy bed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"COFFEEEEEEEEEE!

I have acquired my coffee

Where's mine?

I'll ask Mr KC to repeat

Why thank you

If you can ask him to avert his eyes when he enters the room, as I am naked in bed and just pop it on the bedside table that would be lovely "

If he takes his glasses off, he'll only see the outline. The rest he can imagine

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment "

Double vaginal penetration

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By *ad HardcoreMan
over a year ago

A Chippy Near You...


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

Double vaginal penetration"

Never tried that x

Never tried delivery vs payment either x

So what's best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked hugs would be nice x

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

Priory Hotel Wednesday 21st


"Naked hugs would be nice x"

I'm in

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By *uttymonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

A kiss, a cuddle, maybe a easy sunday wind diwn and play... Plus pancakes

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

A ciabatta, lightly toasted with sausages,onions and ketchup.

In fact...that's exactly what I'm going to have.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Quiet, dark & lots of tlc.

Mrs

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Someone to put the food shop away for me

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mars bar ice cream would be lovely.

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By *iHungMikeMan
over a year ago

Shaw

A great kiss especially french then taken to bed for an afternoon of incredible sex

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By *niquehorn 69Man
over a year ago

stamford

A totally relaxed unhurried and naked Sunday afternoon laying on my bed chatting with a like-minded person over a few glasses of wine in the true spirit of Sunday being a day of rest

However......

Tomorrow is another day!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

huggle, snuggle, cuddle and ice cream.

then some slow sensual sunday sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly just a hug will do rn

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A swift boot up the arse, Sundays are far too easy to lounge about on but I've things to get done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horny story and a wank

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "
A bit of good luck, with whatever it may be or whether it’s on here

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

exeter

One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
over a year ago

A Chippy Near You...


"One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee. "

Ffs man.

That's a Friday/Saturday night dream.

This is Sunday afternoon.

Try to be appropriate

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"One of those fucks when your just ripping each others clothes off, knocking lamps and stuff over till you have some sort of hard and passionate session.

That or a coffee. "

I'll pass on the coffee at this time of night...

The other seems most appropriate for a Monday night evening activity

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"What's DVP? I only know it as delivery vs payment

Double vaginal penetration

Never tried that x

Never tried delivery vs payment either x

So what's best?

"

No idea I've tried neither lol

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"A swift boot up the arse, Sundays are far too easy to lounge about on but I've things to get done. "

Yes indeed, get that tool belt here, I've got stuff that needs drilling

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

To go to sleep... insomnia doom scrolling!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

To be able to hibernate for a week or two

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Sleep

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Uploading a new pic and video, hope people like.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real good hard fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

Better self control and the ability to turn my brain off.

But an orgasm and a bowl of midnight cereal will also do.

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By *istr3ssWoman
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

A new job

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

My bed lol

Nightshift is a killer

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By *lwaysHornyInFilladelphiaMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

To play a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one in Hastings right now up for a bit of fun female

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By *ertcamembertMan
over a year ago

Reading area


"Only one in Hastings right now up for a bit of fun female"
Finished work and had a beer, so now it's bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour in a hot tub and a threesome

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nowt. I’m good.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To play a game "

Haha. Jigsaw vibes!…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week with 8 days in it.

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By *ath_ladMan
over a year ago

Bath

A bloody good blow job and a sweet pussy in my face

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By *key1980Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

A cuddle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Body double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloody good blow job and a sweet pussy in my face "

At this time of the morning?

I need at least another 2 cups of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shopping trip with 2 beautiful women topped off with a few glasses of wine followed by a night of exploring each other in a big hotel bed... mmmmm claire xx

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

A hamstring rub down, a new knee and a brew!

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Two gym boys to train with me and then devour me after in the shower

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By *elboy1978Man
over a year ago

Jarrow

I need sex right now

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Bacon and eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages

Hash browns

Tomatoes

Fried egg

Fried bread

Mushrooms

Toast

And a coffee

Please.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Reigate

About 2 more hour uninterrupted sleep, followed by a full English breakfast.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

A 1/2" 21-27 compression fitting, a 17-21 female multicouche tap fitting and a roll of PTFE tape.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"Two gym boys to train with me and then devour me after in the shower "

Need a spot?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Just got it. A big mug of tea and hope to be a bit better as have been freling a little rough last few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a hug and lots of coffee this morning x

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Cuddles

So no chance of getting that in work lol

Failing that coffee bacon butty with hp brown sauce served by a naked women

Well you asked

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

Coffee and a cock would be awesome

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome "

I came here to say this

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Muffins n muff

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome "

In what order?

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

Cleavage. And lucky old me, got it!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order? "

Cock first for me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

To have my pent up sexual frustrations relieved, by a hunky gent.

Bloody frustration having family in the house

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

I came here to say this "

Bring your mug and let's make a day of it!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order?

Cock first for me "

Snap

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

I came here to say this

Bring your mug and let's make a day of it! "

Ooh thats a great idea

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Def not a man. My friends and family please.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Coffee and a cock would be awesome

In what order?

Cock first for me

Snap "

Great minds think alike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good pounding...

Guys on here to stop expecting me to be exclusive to them when we haven't even met yet nor have they asked me out on a proper date, if all I am wanted for is a fuck and to be fwb nsa etc then I'm not their gf so why am I going to be exclusive, owned, monogamous for them? X

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

A good cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now so hot kinky sexy ass slapping throat grabbing sexy or a cup of tea

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By *addyKayMan
over a year ago

romford

To be back where my recent video was enjoy the amazing view

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Naked cuddle

Hands roaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another massive cup of coffee and smack on the face it’s gonna be another one of those work days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car fixed.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, definitely coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty. "

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs "

I definitely need a pink gin

Hugs inbound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a packet of crisps an option or a bacon butty.

I'll bring the crisps and coffee if you bring the hugs

I definitely need a pink gin

Hugs inbound. "

Aww thanks lovely x

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"Body double "

Let's do it! I ALWAYS need a body double

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I don't need anything

A T-shirt with "Love me, love my table" on it ."
it was a hotel desk lol

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

Cleavage. And lucky old me, got it!"

I'd say cleavage is only for special people, but if the truth be known, I'm a bit of a slut

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire

I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

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By *andydan69Man
over a year ago

south west nr you mmm

A hot release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? "

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

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By *WB85Man
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Cake. I need cake.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Body double

Let's do it! I ALWAYS need a body double "

Nowt up with your body missus

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, … "

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

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By *yrone69xMan
over a year ago

carnforth

A naughty slut haha

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

A house empty of teenage spongers and a fuck of cock down my throat would be nice. Yes, drinking wine, and feeling horny.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

A house empty of teenage spongers and a fuck of cock down my throat would be nice. Yes, drinking wine, and feeling horny. "

Off!

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"A small cadburys button Easter egg that’s been in the freezer overnight "

That is intriguing. I’ll get some for the kids. I’m diabetic so have to live vicariously through the kids!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it? "

M&S chocolate squirty cream....quality and tasty

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Warm sunshine."

Portugal last week was lovely. I almost considered going in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it? "

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? "
yes i am

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

M&S chocolate squirty cream....quality and tasty "

You sound suspiciously like an ad for M&S... imagine the complaints to Ofcom!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

"

Jeez you two get a room ...

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here? yes i am "

Well, why aren't you here??

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A cuppa and a hug. It's been a hard day at work

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Doggy with a back massage

Two things I've not experienced together ... I must advertise for participats

Definitely better with a tall man who has long arms"

I had a lovely man who liked baby oil. So fucked doggy and lots of oiled sliding and rubbing. Not sure it was massage but very nice.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now? "

I’m liking this post a lot. Thanks!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Hampshire


"A cuppa and a hug. It's been a hard day at work"

I find a digestive biscuit or two with a cuppa also helps.

Here's a hug...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner & pic of boobies

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Umbrella as it’s raining

Hug coffee banging sex after

Oh and donner kebab

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By *itty Amour OP   Woman
over a year ago

where the sun shines and the waves lap the shore


"Battenburg, DVP, a cold shower?

What do you need right now?

I’m liking this post a lot. Thanks! "

You're most welcome

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By *andydan69Man
over a year ago

south west nr you mmm

Releasing

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Someone to meet and get friendly with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cooked breakfast.

Drinks with a THAT guy.

A hot shower. Alone.

Rough sweaty sex.

Sleep. Alone.

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By *sWyldWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Probably for it to be Wednesday or Thursday

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Germs to FUCK OFF

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

A damn good fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to rubs Vics on my chest...

Is he here?

I don’t have any Vics……. But,,, …

But... you have squirty cream right?? That's similar isn't it?

Yes. Yes I do. And I’m sure it would put a smile on your face

Jeez you two get a room ..."

She’s not even offered to buy me a coffee yet.

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By *andydan69Man
over a year ago

south west nr you mmm

To be drained of a my full load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet."

What's with the side boob hate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm annoyed with someone in my real life and need them apologise... Not war +peace, just a tiny, "I'm sorry" - it indicates accountability, and more importantly respect!!

... I doubt it will come though, so i will be an arse for a few days whilst i brood

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Kiss, cuddle, spoons

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

More.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Eggs would be nice

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
over a year ago

manchester

A third

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Eggs would be nice "

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Eggs would be nice

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ? "

In a cup they the bestest

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Less side-boob and more public displays of vagina. A meet.

What's with the side boob hate!"

Nothing wrong with a nice side boob, now and then. Now would be nice

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Eggs would be nice

Poached, fried, scrambled, omelette or in a cup ?

In a cup they the bestest "

I knew you were a lady of exquisite tastes, in a cup it shall be, anytime.

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By *ot manMan
over a year ago

long eaton

A bj would be good any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good massage

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